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Alberto Regueira (Cuban, 1994) - Reborn (2022)
Can you do a female thief getting captured by a ruthless male Prince who none of the citizens like? (possible flirtation?) The thief is normally really cocky but, the prince is cruelly stripping back layers to uncover the truth literally (the mask) and figuratively (her soul?)
“You know,” the prince said, “many would consider chopping off your hands to be the rightful punishment for thievery. You wouldn’t be able to take what doesn’t belong to you then.”
The thief’s stomach lurched.
The prince circled her slowly, stopping behind her back and leaning down to capture the tip of her glove and pull it away off her hand. First one, then the other. “Tell me, why do you take what doesn’t belong to you, thief?”
“Shouldn’t you know the answer to that, sire?” Contempt dripped from her tongue. “You take that what doesn’t belong to you all the time - it’s just in your case you dress it up fancy and call it tithes and taxes and Dulce et decorum est pro patria mori. You’re right. I should rob you off your hands.”
A smile flickered amused over the prince’s lips as he circled to stand in front of her again. “Ah, so you consider yourself a rebel, thief. A hero. A charming rogue, perhaps. You steal to help the poor and the downtrodden, redistributing the wealth of the rich to those who you consider more deserving of it. Is that it?”
She said nothing, watching him warily.
The prince reached out for her jacket next, shoving it down off her shoulders in a clink of stolen goods. His hand caressed along her skin, retreating with various purses of gold, a jewel, a necklace. The little thefts secreted away in the folds of her clothing.
He let them fall to the floor of the cell with a disgusting carelessness, as if they were no more precious than pennies on the street. “Of course,” he continued, “one would assume that you would steal bread instead of bracelets if that was the case. But we all need to lie to ourselves sometimes, don’t we?”
“Let’s not pretend you know anything about me.”
What did stolen bread really fix? It was one piece of bread, and one servant would inevitably be hurt for the stealing of it even if it wasn’t their fault. Some cook would get in trouble. No, wealth brought bread. Wealth brought power to change things. Wealth made you something that this arrogant prince and his like would bother listening to.
“Oh, I know everything about you,” the prince said. “You see, the items you steal require certain disguises to get close to, certain tricks, which reveal your skills and proclivities and turn. You’re obvious. The items you pick betray your heart.”
“I see no reason why pretty things should be locked up for you alone to enjoy their beauty,” she replied, keeping her tone as neutral and light as she could. “You don’t even use what you have, you just accumulate more of it. I can see why they call you the Dragon Prince.”
“I do consider myself quite the collector.” The prince reached out again, this time for her mask. “Although, I feel your judgment may be a little harsh. I get plenty of use and pleasure out of the treasures I keep. But you wouldn’t know anything about the pleasure of ownership, would you, thief?”
She jerked her head away from the touch, heart slamming.
His other hand shot out, seizing a tight fistful of her hair, holding her still.
“You’ve never owned anything in your life, have you?” he asked, softly almost. His eyes weren’t soft. They were as cold as the jewels he hoarded. “But you’ve wanted to and oh, how you despise yourself for the wanting. And why not, when they wouldn’t even notice what was gone? They have so much. You have nothing. The people you love have nothing. You are, in fact, nothing.”
Her insides squeezed. Nothing. “Go to hell.”
“Nothing is a very good thing for a thief to be,” he murmured. “It makes you hard to catch when there’s merely different masks for people to make grabs at.”
His hand rose again, and she could feel his finger on her cheek through the dark mask covering her face.
Her head twitched without much use.
He smiled. “Let’s see what you really are.” He pulled the mask away deftly, but didn’t toss it aside as he had his jewels. He didn’t look away from her face.
She swallowed hard, but jutted her chin up in defiance, glaring up at him.
“Hello, nothing,” he said, velvet-voiced and admiring. “Don’t worry your sensibilities - I know just what to do with you, you won’t be going to waste.”
She had to get out of there.
“You’re going to be just everything by the time we’re done here.”
Love a character who is neither trustworthy nor untrustworthy but another secret third thing.
Guy who can be relied upon to make the right choice 98% of the time but God that 2% is a fucking doozy.
started watching the x-files
I really like how the scientology speedrunning trend is developing, in this clip we see that the participants are
Not deterred by the closed door
Working as a group
Protecting their identities
Inflicting material costs to the institution via property destruction
Getting away at the end
These ideas were not all here from the beginning. They are genuinely gaining experience that can be applied elsewhere
The church of scientology is on tumblr and they are sending me anon asks telling me that they can't even commit to reporting a post
Imo, the show's biggest fumble was the Caine/Pomni relationship because like
Imagine you're in Pomni's shoes: you get trapped in the circus and it's overwhelming and disorienting but over time you get settled in and even start to feel at home there. And since you're (supposedly) an empathetic soul and all, you start to see the ringmaster in a new light too, being able to look past all his bombasity and see where he's genuinely struggling. You see how hard he's trying, how he wants to make everyone happy, and how he's just as much a prisoner here as you. And over time, the man who was once your tormentor becomes a friend, somebody you've genuinely come to care about and feel fondness towards...
And then you find out he can fuck with your mind without your knowledge or consent.
And then it's like...was ANY of that real? Were those your real feelings or something HE put there? He was willing to lie to you and everyone else about there being an exit, why wouldn't he lie about this too? In the span of a single day, everything you once held to be true has been shattered and all of the safety and familiarity you were starting to feel is gone, leaving you more paranoid than ever.
Imagine how much harder Episode 8 would've hit if Caine had actually meant something to Pomni. If he was someone she'd believed in and cared about only for him to turn around and betray that trust in the worst, most violating way imaginable. Imagine how much more raw Pomni's cruel words would've felt, knowing that she once considered him a friend and is now forced to use his insecurities against him to protect Kinger. Imagine how much harder his death would've hit, as now Pomni will never get to take those words back and has to live with the knowledge that someone she still cared about died thinking she hated him.
Buuuuuuuuut then we wouldn't get Jax being Pomni's super special best friend she'd set herself on fire for and God knows we can't have that!
Caine/Pomni as a relationship- being platonic or romantic- had so much potential and like many things in this show, I mourn what could've been.
And then you had that dream again.
(x)
“Whut deh fuhk? Is he using duh bät room?”
“Yeh, he’s üsing teh bätroom”
*man in the video opens stall only to find that the monster is, in fact, using the bathroom*
world heritage post
I’ve admittedly never watched Batman vs superman so I was sitting here reading wondering why lex is kind of a bratty twink (compliment) and had to look up what he looks like in that movie and yeah. Okay. NEVERMIND. It’s not buff tall man lex Luthor it’s a bratty twink you’re right
Oh no! Not another excuse to pull out the pretty boy Lex gifs!
(thank you)
(I love him with hair he’s SO weird and yet so baby)
Pretty good, right
FUCKER?
Say hi to your
Mom
For me!
Pokemon Heritage Post
"I have depression." - character who has been through extensive therapy.
"I feel dead inside all the time and nothing helps!" - character who does like, regular introspective thinking and is aware of the concept of mental health.
"Leave me the fuck alone I'll be fine once I get over my stupid shit." - repressed character.
"It's fine I'm just having an Empty Time. What? Yeah, empty times, you know, when everything is like bzzzzzz in your brain and you don't shower for two weeks. Why, what do you call it?" - ooooughhh now we're talkin
#this post is a jillion times better than all the posts that complaina bout therapyspeak #this one SHOWS the relationship between characterization and conceptualization #of depression #as an example of that relationship in general (via @rubynye)
I get in the dumps at times, and don’t open my mouth for days on end. You must not think I am sulky when I do that. Just let me alone, and I’ll soon be right.
- Sherlock Holmes in A Study in Scarlet
when you break into a house but the homosexual declaration of love is on
I'm sorry guys I know no one is going to want to hear this but I just got resuscitated after being dead for 5 minutes and it turns out hazbin hotel is true
Why do people treat near death visions and hallucinations as anything other than identical to dreaming?
I know some people take even dreams seriously, but it concerns me when I think about how people believe near-death or short-death experiences are somehow different or more true??
honestly an incredibly disrespectful and tasteless comment to make on my post about my very real experience of dying and going to hazbin hotel
I'm sorry guys I know no one is going to want to hear this but I just got resuscitated after being dead for 5 minutes and it turns out hazbin hotel is true
Why do people treat near death visions and hallucinations as anything other than identical to dreaming?
I know some people take even dreams seriously, but it concerns me when I think about how people believe near-death or short-death experiences are somehow different or more true??
honestly an incredibly disrespectful and tasteless comment to make on my post about my very real experience of dying and going to hazbin hotel