Stuff'n'ShitYo

Well... You know... Things, and that kind of stuff? Really what shows up on my dash :3

[official-cisphobe]

here's a random word generator--whatever word it gives you is now the thing you are the deity of

[silvermoon424]

Rescue! I love that.

[demonicalamari]

Mutation

[theprinceofdiscord]

Scan

[stuffnshityo]

The deity of contrary 😝

[nicollekidman]

shut UP reductress, shut up!!!!!!!

[cats2019forthenintendoswitch]

Don’t forget

[kekleon76]

[silentwalrus1]

i had a thought today like man, my ancestors would probably not approve very much of me being such an extravagant glutton, but then i was like wtf are u kidding. those dumbasses didn’t live on a fuckin potato ass diet for no minimalism. they didn’t do what they did, whatever the fuck it was, for me NOT to fucking eat my bodyweight in sashimi!!! they would be fucking ecstatic to see me making the most of my opportunities for plenty. they would be fucking cheering me on. every lice-covered cossack and illiterate serf and three-toothed yak herder in my lineage is with me in this restaurant, and they are going absolutely apeshit watching me try to fit an entire samosa in my mouth

[silentwalrus1]

i love this idea that the ancestors are following modern people around like a rappers yes-man as we eat food #‘fucking superb you funky little descendant’

me, standing in front of the burger king counter like the blithering hunger gibbon i am: i’ll have… uhhh… double whopper with fries. thank you. large please

the 500 mongolian tatar and polish jew ghosts behind me: [ERUPT INTO WILD SCREAMING AND HIGH FIVES] 

[pochowek]

can you believe there is a painting of cossacks going hogwild out there that fits this situation perfectly

[teathattast]

[autogynephiladelphia]

Tony Hawk is like fucking Perry the Platypus because if I saw him without a skateboard I'd be like "A man" and the second he picks up a skateboard I'd be like "TONY HAWK?!?!?!?!?!"

[therealraewest]

This basically sums up all his tweets

[catchymemes]

[homofied]

[ike-loves-men]

I fixed it.

[homofied]

[boomstab-papa]

[shittymoviedetails]

Despite its name, Step Brothers [2008] is not a pornographic film.

[chibigaia-art]

the “we hate the cops” scene but extended and with 100% more bro hugs

[molags-balls]

[soundsofmyuniverse]

Chicago (2002) dir. Rob Marshal.

[timabbott-deactivated20211220]

[one-time-i-dreamt]

Finally

[hip-po-ster]

[hell-propaganda]

*offers you an evil retirement plan and extremely good evil workplace benefits*

[kingoftealeafs]

But do you offer evil dental?

[hell-propaganda]

Of course??

I said it was extremely good evil workplace benefits, and that is the bare minimum smh. All of my henchman have dental. If some “hero” comes in and punches one of your teeth out while you’re guarding my lair or any of its many nefarious secrets, I will ensure you get seen by one of the finest dentists money can buy

[kingoftealeafs]

Excellent, I look forward to working with your evil team and being apart of your  nefarious schemes and plots

[hell-propaganda]

Thank you. I’m overthrowing God

[actjustly-deactivated20181001]

[bumpintheroad]

[yconic]

I like how he’s trying to imply such behavior is atrocious and pin it on the little girl instead of wondering just how much of a messed up experience this cute little girl must’ve had with a cop to ignite such a hostile response

[75orchids]

I love satan and gay sex and hate america and capitalism