Stuff I Think My Mom Needs To See But I'm Wrong

[milquetoaast]

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[birds-in-posts]

California quail (Callipepla californica)

[movementnudge]

Movement nudge, hand mobility! 🙌

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[ruffboi-mags]

1) do this even if you're under 40. seriously. I definitely should have been doing something like this for years and I only turned 40 a month and a half ago

2) if you're like me just now trying this going "oh god i've only done 15 and i think my hands are cramping" start lower than 30 and increase by 5 once whatever number you're doing no longer makes your hand cramp up. I can manage about 15 per exercise at the moment.

[creations-by-chaosfay]

If you're hypermobile, be especially gentle.

[sunspotpony]

Yeah I have Hypermobility and tried these and immediately fucking hurt my hand real bad.

[movementnudge]

Movement nudge!

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[itsexclusive]

[pseudomantis]

[is-the-owl-video-cute-deactivat]

a squirrel or perhaps a cardinal posted this

[phaeton-flier]

How about you mind your own damn business

[notmusa]

excuse me sir. sir? sir.

[cannabinomad]

[thejordanator]

An expertly done three point turn

[kuchiki-no-tou]

Weren’t expecting that house

[avidoatlion]

#I have never seen someone nope that hard before

[blockbustervideoofficial-deacti]

#our house #in the middle of the street

[criticalfumbler]

Oh my fuck THOSE TAGS

[oruima-deactivated20190220]

Me running away from my responsibilities 

[gemsofgreece]

Meanwhile in Greece: Pothole that hasn’t been fixed for 12 months gets its first birthday party

[sacred-portal]

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[chainmail-butch]

Hi, its me. The warmest creature in the world. I love you. Im the warmest creature in the world and I love you so much and I need to be in your lap right now. Yes, I know about the heat wave. That's okay though because I was already the warmest creature in the world so I don't mind. I love you and you need to let me sleep in your lap right now. I'm soooo warm and I love you sooo much. If you say no you'll be saying no to a thing that love you. Let me sleep in your lap. When I fall asleep I get warmer. I love you

[gummybearattacktheworldofdespair]

[therustyskull]

@ralfmaximus Showers that will kill you

[ralfmaximus]

Holy shit I thought this was a Sims bit or someone playing with CAD software, but the last few seconds knocked me out

[batbetbitbotbut]

@thebibliosphere I'm pretty sure you are the appropriate recipient for other people's terrifying home renovation choices

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[aflockofpigeons]

AAA-

[everythingfox]

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[beemovieerotica]

[circumgutter]

[it-appears-that-bruno-has-deact]

ok i regret not unmuting this earlier

[6qubed]

the wailing phantom