The Best Things In Life Are Stumpy

I'm Chris. Feel free to ask me things

[valtsv]

powerful new silt verses transcript moment just dropped

[valtsv]

[littlelightfish]

Turning us into WHAT.

[actionjeffson]

smoking weed with my tits out hell yeah

[daddymymouthisfullofstars]

[calebwittebane]

?

[catboybiologist]

You wouldn't get it

[shot0f3spresso-deactivated20240]

[virtualgirladvance]

Okay i get it now

[layzeal]

i figured it out

[amygdalae]

he can infodump so deep inside me I'll have trivia running down my leg

[t4tvampireisms]

[anexperimentallife]

[correctopinionhaver]

just cause the wrapper is wrinkled doesnt mean the candy aint sweet 😉

this sounds like something that one really horny golden girl would say

[correctopinionhaver]

ya know, this one

[moorgius]

he refuses to eat anything but the zombie meat

[the-god-of-magic]

Wizard Fact #42: The real reason you're not supposed to stick a fork into your toaster is because you might stab one of the wizards in there

[wizard-council-bureaucrat]

and they will instantaneously retaliate with a level 8 Chain Lightning, as is their right

[shalpilot]

[wokeuplaughing]

hate it when I'm eating and my stomach starts growling

[wokeuplaughing]

if you could wait a fuckin second man big changes are coming I promise

[themysteriousmurasamecastle]

how i feel knowing my ass will never get stuck going caving

[bruntalism]

[hawfstuff]

Cannonball

[themumblingmouse]

[slut-jpeg]

[brosetv]

[catchymemes]