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Aconita | GER/ENG/日本語少し/ | 20+, Lesbian (she/her) | I'm like if Soraka was a failgirl and also Roderika irl | Slaanesh Simp™ | Hegemone's and Barbariccia's wife | Minthara's kitten | Ashe's trophy darlin' | Juri's little meow meow | Morathi's loyal gimp | Big of heart, dumb of ass

[academic-vampire]

𝔞 𝔠𝔥𝔦𝔩𝔩 𝔦𝔫 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔞𝔦𝔯

[talesandfluff]

average conversation with straight women

[daily-spooky]

[raevenlywrites]

[scotchnlondonfogg]

A most excellent addition to the post....

[csevet]

you say to me here is a woman. she's insane and irreparably broken and probably a danger to herself and others. and i say yay yippee woohoo! and things of this nature

[tsunderrated]

i believe its important for women to be irredeemable perverts too

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

[sacredstem]

i’m obsessed with how every single person can be stupid in their own special way and infinitely smart in another. simultaneously

[subnsapphic]

me writing a thesis paper that was so good my professor recommended me to a publishing colleague and now I am a published linguist and also went on one of my favourite streamers' livestream to present it

vs me trying to comb my hair in the dingy ass TV reflection instead of just going to the bathroom mirror when the wardrobe one in my room was unavailable. Or when I forgot to put water in the rice cooker one time and just started it after putting the rice in. Or failing to make microwave popcorn and the whole house smelled like popcorn. Difficult stuff is pretty easy for me usually, whereas the simplest, most clear-cut A -> B things are too hard

[henstomper]

indeed.com search history "pet for mysteriously wealthy older woman" "unethical science test subject full time" "vampire thrall with room and board"

[namazuviera]

[footlongdingledong]

their polyamorous swag

[cant-think-of-a-good-one]

ah fuck im imagining it

[cant-think-of-a-good-one]

sorry

[vodam46]

why are the windows 7 minimise maximise and close buttons fucking on my dash

[girldickdotcom]

"learn to be bored" "being bored is good for you" "be at peace with yourself" NO! 4 SCREENS AT ONCE!!!!!!

[theprofessional-amateur]

I am really enjoying reading about the University of Wisconsin chancellor fired after the university discovered all the pornos he and his wife were making.

Generally when someone has a public sex scandal (or “scandal”) you get the standard “I am sorry. I regret it. It was a misjudgment on my part” but this guy is like “fuck you I didn’t do anything wrong. I didn’t violate conflict of interest clauses, you are violating my first amendment rights”

[theprofessional-amateur]

SEXY HEALTHY COOKING

[theprofessional-amateur]

I want to see this legal battle

We can’t do anything about hate speech but if there is consensual sexual activity involved!

[theprofessional-amateur]

I want the details about how this was discovered because it has a real “I saw the professor at the devil’s sacrament” “girl what were YOU doing at the devil’s sacrament 👀" vibe

[dabwax-deactivated20250410]

I know this is funny haha to a lot of people but I need yall to really internalize that this is a gentle example of what happens to sex workers. This is a white man in his 50s who turned to sex work for fun and lost his professional career. Now imagine how fucked it is for disabled impoverished sex workers to advertise themselves in a way that separates their identities and lives from their real ones because if they can't they're barred from most other jobs if ANYONE happens to find out. Aside from jobs, imagine how this affects custody battles and abuse cases and housing availability. Maybe it seems like everyone and their dog has an onlyfans and a pornhub channel and things are cool now, but we live under a christofash oligarchy and sex workers will always be trampled and spat on by most of society. This story is absurd but this isn't funny at all.

[casgirl]

We have enough knight/princess lesbian art people need to start making butch4butch wizard art. Pondering a different kind of orb.

[pussypopstar]

can I come over and look at you like this

[pixelartpeach]

Reblog to give a trans person a fresh and perfectly ripe mango wait huh

It's the wikipedia image??? How big could it be

What

Huh???

[bonesbeetle]

can see the pores on that thang

[crow-with-a-pencil]

Reblog to give a trans person a shockingly high resolution mango

[glittergluekintsugi]

target audience reached (me)

[terraswallows]

Who else?

[yamada-ryo]

Senpai is done furtherthing their education. Senpai is fucking unemployed.

[yamada-ryo]