idk what to put here

20 something, there is no theme to this blog

[twinicegiantorbiters]

it’s easy to forget, so I’ll remind y’all: you can make fantasy versions of anything. yes even things you might not think about. like soil types. I am thinking of fantasy soil types right now

[gayvampyr]

me after a minor inconvenience: i hope i get hit by a [remembers i’m anti car-centric infrastructure] pedestrian

[yellbug]

modesty

[roseworth]

the man who packs his suitcase like he’s going to shit himself every day is a fool every trip but one

[machine-unlearning]

god I'm such a slut for Chinese eggplant in garlic sauce *decides it’s inaccurate to refer to myself as a slut in light of my minimal sexual activity* if The Enemy discovered my ardor for Chinese eggplant in garlic sauce, they would gain a significant strategic advantage

[boopsloop363]

[itmeansalot]

[targetedknowledge]

[simplyghosting]

Me, pointing to the mirror: Do NOT become The Joker about this. This isn’t even a Condiment Man situation.

[theknightswhotilrecentlysaidnee]

Every line in this video is iconic

[thefantastician]

IAN JR. MASTER POST

Curious for more? Read about him here and here, and watch a video all about Ian Jr. here

[niqvassieart]

Sleeping on the dining chair as everyone else gets ready for bed.

[pclungs]

i hope that you guys don't forget that lorenzo salgado araujo was murdered by ICE, that even though he wasn't the person they were looking for that any target of their brutality did not deserve his fate. and that ICE always lies, that ICE should not only be abolished but their officers be court martialed

[pclungs]

and i strongly encourage you donate please. it still has yet to meet its goal. if you happen to live in houston i can send you benefit events happening in the area to support his family

Donate to In Loving Memory of Lorenzo Salgado Araujo, 52 Years Old, organized by LULAC Institute, Inc.

On the morning of July 7, 2026, Lorenzo Salgado Araujo was ta… LULAC Institute, Inc. needs your support for In Loving Memory of Lorenzo Salg

[beemovieerotica]

[dharmagun]

Higgledy-piggledy unparliamentary green parrots quarrel outside in the trees

Squawking out epithets uncomplimentary Squads of unmannerly Oversized peas.

[cybelusreverie]

notice that no one on MTV Cribs has an emergency eyewash station

[yamelcakes]

What Big Food Did to Ice Cream

The “encrapification” of the American pint — a chemist’s plain-language dissection

Really good article by a chemist on why most ice cream sucks now— it’s because it’s not really ice cream.

[jmtorres]

part of me wants to be like "do people really not know this" and part of me knows full well i only read the labels because i have gut problems and don't want to suffer

anyway i've had my eye on the fat content for years. actual ice cream made with real cream won't trigger my lactose intolerance, because the higher the fat content of dairy, the lower the lactose content. my personal tipping point is around half-and-half so if you make "ice cream" with with skim milk, the enshittification i experience is unfortunately literal

[daeranilen]

Why Doesn’t Smartfood Popcorn Hit Like It Used To?

One woman’s quest to figure out why her beloved white cheddar popcorn started to disappoint.

also reminded me of this great piece about how cheddar was dropped from the third ingredient of Smartfood popcorn to the seventh