Feel My Starchy Goodness

I'm just a simple spud. Traveling down the road towards self improvement, world peace, and the perfect curly fries.

[fleshdyke]

always remember gay men are the reason we dont have to pay for public bathrooms in canada

[the-text-party]

WAIT HUH??? IM CANADIAN????? WHY HAVE I NEVER HEARS ABOUT THIS UNTIL NOW??????

[fleshdyke]

two gay men got arrested for fucking in a public bathroom but they argued since you had to pay for it it was a hotel and it was fine. their defence worked and we dont have to pay for bathrooms anymore

[hieronymus-botch]

Ok guys I know we want to celebrate victories in queer history but

1. Googling "Canada gay sex pay toilets" just brings up a bunch of reblogs of this post

2. There does not seem to have been any sort of norm of public toilets in Canada charging money to use in the 20th century

3. I am neither Canadian nor a lawyer but I find it extremely hard to believe that there is any jurisdiction on earth where charging money to use a public toilet makes it legally constitute a hotel room and therefore OK to have sex in.

[fleshdyke]

thats because i lied about this

[memewhore]

[becausegoodheroesdeservekidneys]

This man took so much longer to crack than I would have what a PROFESSIONAL

[peripetyy]

Plotting, scheming, etc.

[blueandbluer]

I am weeping 😂🤣😂🤣

[lostinhistory]

Chaos baby

[im-already-dead-inside]

[corpsebrigadier-deactivated2025]

Love to be on a website where I can join such hit 2022 fandoms as "century old public domain novel being read very slowly" and "half-century old mafia film that does not actually exist."

[cirilee]

this is the best possible version of fred

[arsonist-arcade]

himbo

[imhonestlyjustsoconfused]

Didn’t he like end up perfectly fine but like killed like five people instead?? All those bones that he broke were not his?

Can someone find those screenshots for me?

[transmadotsuki]

[thesevenumbrellas]

So glad more himbo Fred content is appearing on my dash. People are finally learning the truth!

[the-real-skeletor]

Fred killed Dick Grayson’s parents

[river-bottom-nightmare]

Fred killed Dick Grayson’s Parents

[raychleadele]

So there’s this artist, Alex Schaefer, who makes a bunch of paintings of Chase Bank burning.

There’s just

so many of these

and I think it’s incredibly funny but

I just read this bit from the artist and

This is a "plein air" painting which means I set up my easel right across the street of this Chase bank in my city and painted it like it had caught fire. The police questioned me on the spot. Three weeks later Homeland Security was knocking on the door to my home. The question they kept asking me was "Do you hate these banks?" I can honestly say yes.

And I just think this is the greatest artist statement I’ve ever read.

[maedaeme]

so today I drove past a traffic sign that said 'hey teens buckling up is totes yeet yo'

i wish i was joking but after we screamed a bit my brother attempted to get a picture as proof, failed, and ended up with this masterpiece that pretty much sums up the whole experience

[thecarvingwitch]

You mean this sign?

[hand-face-chan]

Missed opportunity for "Seatbelt safety; stay seated, not yeeted"

[i-saw-your-chanel-boots]

Stay seated, not yeeted

[trillow-deactivated20130822]

look inside yourself. what do you see. you should at least have a few lungs

[starllex]

a few

[trillow-deactivated20130822]

give or take

[birlybir-deactivated20170111]

[ndnickerson]

COLLEGE FIRST.

[las0rs-and-spikes]

I love how the Addams Family has ZERO slut-shaming. Like… honey you can dance naked and enslave someone with your womanly charms if you want to, I don’t fucking care, but so help me you’re going to get a college education first.

A+ PARENTING

[loki-of-sassgaard-deactivated20]

The Addamses are what every family should aspire to be like (you know; without the dismemberment and electric chairs as play time).  Honestly, have you ever seen more unconditionally loving and supportive parents than Gomez and Morticia?  And not just with the kids, but with each other.  I think what’s especially unique about them is how open they are with everything.  They don’t treat their children like children.  They treat them like they treat everyone else; direct, and to the point. 

[brokenasphyxiation-deactivated2]

I HAVE to reblog this…

[proletariangothic]

It’s creepy how many good examples of parenting and romantic relationships there is in these characters, especially considering they are supposed to be the antithesis of the stereotypical American nuclear family.

[wheelchair-warrior]

[doomwhathouwilt]

[mothdad]

a godless heathen potato

[thatbastardlass-deactivated2021]

guess who my favourite character is

[algrenion]

“i wish i lived in the country side!”

no u dont. You dont want to have to drive an hour just to get some McDonalds. There is nothing to do here and everyone is racist. My neighbour’s chickens got stolen last week

[shencomix]

[weaver-z]

[worthikids]

Witches On Tinder

[mariopowertennis]

Look at this beautiful boy

[smeasel]

this looks like a traffic cone strapped to a swan

[mariopowertennis]

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