Malachai

I reblog so much shit. 23 they/he genderfluid Can all the porn bots just fuck off already

[drallimylime]

... is a muddy dragon.

[daeron's dialogue is taken verbatim from the novella, lmao]

[dailyquests]

Survive for 10 Minutes with a Werewolf.

[dailyquests]

In a Fight.

[nieyao]

[xanaxfarts]

4000cc breast implants :)

[mackie-ds]

[brblifuk]

[cosmic-aria]

[aariatov]

I don't know how to tell you this. But the wizard in the picture is canonically Saruman.

[metatextuality]

#saruman's big artificials vs. gandalf's big naturals

[trochaic-mutant-ninja-tetrameter]

🎶Wizard with the implants! Orbs to ponder!🎵

[catchymemes]

[cinnamonrusts]

I kept thinking about this at work all day yesterday, created by me

[goth-queen]

[pukicho]

Me looking at your ugly freaky baby: "Awwwe they're so cute!"

[intercrusher]

show stealer!

[bonesmarinated]

reupload this one with some re-draw because I didn't like the original after 2 weeks . The female members can be indicate by the bright coloured fleshy appendage on their head. part 2 (x)

[spookshollow]

[stiinken]

we are all sinners

[heavenlyhorses]

[supreme-leader-stoat]

[darkieforfun]

[r4t-tx]

Teehee’s

If this flops I’ll cry

[pieklo]

Reblog daily for health and prosperity

[katarinazurar]

“you’re a writer, right?”

me, staring at the one sentence i’ve managed to add in the last hour and the 12 open tabs on the specifics of shoes in 1845 Ireland: In theory.

[captain-astors]

They say he suffered a great betrayal.

[witch-tx]

More transformer OCs!!! This time it’s one of my best friends OCs @suckmaster

[suckmaster]

LOOK AT WHAT MY BEST FRIEND MADE FOR ME