Keto and Chill

Keto stuff, religious stuff, and stuff that just makes me happy. Nominaly Noahide, vaguely witchy. My witchcraft blog is @royalwitchcraft.

[clarityshade]

I’m crying y’all…..

https://twitter.com/ShaunKing/status/829562422528704512

[fish-with-a-knife]

faq on how to help

Official Standing Rock Sioux Tribe DAPL Donation Fund through PayPal

Sacred Stone Legal Defense Fund

Volunteer to help Sacred Stone Camp if you have legal or media skills. Email [email protected], or phone [phone].

[princxssluci2]

Fucking spread this like wildfire.

[melyzard]

Seriously? You wait until half the country is on fire and the other half being blown away/drowned to just sneak over to the ONE SPOT not currently besieged by weather to screw over the tribes?

This is like a lame supervillain from Captain Planet, except there is no Captain Planet.

[jenixi]

[platholyte-deactivated20170718]

Vote 👏🏼 in 👏🏼 the 👏🏼 2018 👏🏼 Midterm 👏🏼 Elections 👏🏼

[amuzed1-deactivated20241106]

SERIOUSLY

[radio-freedunmovin-deactivated2]

If you vote in Democrats, they’ll be able to block Trump’s policies

[mewiet]

It’s not just that they’ll be able to block Drumpf’s policies for the (hopefully only) remaining two years: the entire House of Representatives is up for re-election in 2018. Whoever wins the House in 2018 will still control it in 2020, when we have our next census. This means we voting districts will get to be redrawn and if Republicans retain control of the House in 2020, they will make gerrymandering even worse than it is now, which already favors them.

But the odds are severely in favor of Republicans for 2018. The election is ridiculously lopsided: 23 Democrat seats and both (there are only 2) Independent seats (who Caucus with Dems) will be up for the taking compared to only 8 Republican seats. Not to mention midterm election turnout is always far less than POTUS elections and Republicans consistently turn out for midterms while non-Republicans fail to show up worse than they normally do.

It gets worse. This is the Senate race in 2018:

Arizona - Currently Republican

California - Currently Democrat

Connecticut - Currently Democrat

Delaware - Currently Democrat

Florida - Currently Democrat

Hawaii - Currently Democrat

Indiana - Currently Democrat

Maine - Currently Independent

Maryland - Currently Democrat

Massachusetts - Currently Democrat

Michigan - Currently Democrat

Minnesota - Currently Democrat

Mississippi - Currently Republican

Missouri - Currently Democrat

Montana - Currently Democrat

Nebraska - Currently Republican

Nevada - Currently Republican

New Jersey - Currently Democrat

New Mexico - Currently Democrat

New York - Currently Democrat

North Dakota - Currently Democrat

Ohio - Currently Democrat

Pennsylvania - Currently Democrat

Rhode Island - Currently Democrat

Tennessee - Currently Republican

Texas - Currently Republican

Utah - Currently Republican

Vermont - Currently Independent

Virginia - Currently Democrat

Washington - Currently Democrat

West Virginia - Currently Democrat

Wisconsin - Currently Democrat

Wyoming - Currently Republican

All of the states in bold were awarded to Drumpf, 11 of which are currently held by Democrats. Republicans hold a 52 seat majority right now. If they can maintain the 8 seats they have to defend, they only need 8 Democrat and/or Independent seats to have a 60 seat supermajority and the power to pass basically anything they want under Trump for two years.

If you think it’s catastrophic now (and it is), imagine Drumpf and the Republicans with a 60 seat supermajority for two years plus a Republican House with the power to redistrict in 2020.

[elrond50]

And that is why organizing now is critical. Getting people to run against every GOP House Member and tying every action by Trump to them. Make the 2018 elections ALL ABOUT TRUMP. This is also about taking back Governor’s Mansions. 

It is NOT impossible, but it requires effort. 2018 elections efforts SHOULD ALREADY BE UNDERWAY!

[positive-pebble]

@ all my american followers

[season-your-veggies-boil-the-gov]

Important note: States redistrict. Not Congress. So, while it’s important to keep Trump from making gains it’s also crazy important to work on state legislature races.

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

ALL OF THIS

[glumshoe]

I tried to read Homestuck once but didn’t make it very far, but I read enough to know that I loved Rose. I never actively followed what was happening but whenever I saw that Rose had done something cool or something good happened to her, that was enough for me.

[sugarfreecakeordeath]

This is how I feel about Daenerys on Game of Thrones. Love her, never read or watched much.

[glumshoe]

Casually talking about adult female friends is tricky business. Calling them “guys” can be considered misgendering. Calling them “girls” could be disrespectful. Calling them “women” is bizarrely formal and impersonal. “Ladies” is formal and/or condescending. Calling them “females” is TERF-y and makes you sound like a goddamn Ferengi posting on /r/incels.

Does this… does this mean “dames” should make a comeback? It’s vintage and a little slang-y, but also implies that you’re hanging out with a bunch of knights.

[wastedarkcell]

Ship, this will usher in a new form of noir talking.

I need this.

[glumshoe]

shit! you ascertained my not-so-subtle agenda!

[royalarmyofoz]

gabriel lost then won twice

[christinecanigula-archive]

rb if youre in these fandoms

being jewish

liking girls

being jewish and liking girls

[profeminist]

'Stunning victory' as US Surgeons General call for an end to intersex surgery

'Stunning victory' as US surgeon-generals call for an end to intersex surgery

“Intersex advocates are rejoicing at a paper released by three former US Surgeons General. The surgeon-generals called for an end to forced medical surgeries on young intersex people.

Dr Joycelyn Elders, Dr David Satcher and Dr Richard Carmona were the 15th to 17th Surgeons General respectively.

The three condemned genitoplasty and other procedures, which are often performed on infants with intersex traits.

Intersex advocates, human rights groups and even the World Health Organization recognize ‘corrective surgery’ can cause more harm than good.

The paper comes as a new study revealed people who did not have forced surgery grew up without predicted problems.

The French study found ‘so far no major concerns have been reported from patients and their families’ and ‘with appropriate medical care and psychological support, it is possible to defer genital surgery’.

Read the full piece here

[land-dolphin]

Forced gender assignment surgery was legal to perform until 2017. Let that sink in.

[thank-you-everyone-deactivated2]

OH MY GOD /??!?! oH MY GOD OH MY GOD IM GONNA CRYFINALLY

[batslime]

THIS IS FUCKING HUUUUUUUGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[sunbutch]

if you’re a wlw, reblog this and tell me your identity and whether or not you can cook. it’s for science

i’m a lesbian and i can microwave chicken nuggets really good

[sugarfreecakeordeath]

I’m bi and I can make just about anything given the recipe and equipment. I just rarely bother because the crock pot is so much simpler.

[peppernine]

The next time I see one of those “millenials will be photographing the end of the world” posts I’m gonna scream because let me tell you, I just went through a natural disaster and Snapchat literally saved people’s lives. Thanks to snapchat I knew exactly what roads were flooded, what stores were open, what my HOUSE looked like (since I wasn’t there), and which shelters I could go to. People were snapping/tweeting asking to be rescued and THEY WERE. I didn’t get my news from the tv, I saw it in real time on social media and I will never not be grateful for that.

[kyraneko]

Millennials will survive the end of the world because we photographed it.

[fratboykate]

Guys, the first images of Irma’s level of devastation are coming out of Barbuda and it’s heartbreaking. The President of Barbuda says that 90% of the island is uninhabitable, upwards of 60% of the TOTAL population are now homeless because the hurricane destroyed virtually every building and home on the island, and that the estimated damage is valued at no less than $200 million dollars. That’s money a small island like that doesn’t have. They’re saying it’s going to take years to rebuild and Hurricane Jose is right behind Irma on the same path which means they could be hit twice. This is just one of the islands being affected.

Please, show up for the Caribbean like you did for Houston. There is no safety net for any of these islands including mine. They’ll rely entirely on foreign aid. Find local charities or global trustworthy charities (NOT the Red Cross) and make a donation asking them to aid the Caribbean. There’s whole countries being turned into rubble with no financial means to repair their infrastructures. They’re going to need help.

[sugarfreecakeordeath]

The Law of Attraction (Not as shitbat crazy an idea as I thought it was!)

So, in a fit of desperation and depression, I finally broke down and read a bunch of books on attraction, manifestation, all that hippy-dippy “bring what you want through vibrating your energy, man!” kind of stuff. (In my defense, I didn’t pay for them, I got them at the library and borrowed from friends).

And... Things don’t suck as much anymore? Like, I just feel all around better. If nothing else, being careful and conscious about my thoughts and trying to frame things positively has done wonders for my mental health, which I know will work wonders for everything else in my life. So yay!

So... magic wishing well of getting a house and a a car and a body like a playboy bunny and a pony with a pink ribbon in his mane right this moment.... it aint.

Tool to help my traumatized and depressive ass get up and do the dishes more often and use my planner and all that jazz? 100% works. Would totally recommend.

[browsedankmemes]

[eggorf]

Absolutely blessed pure post

[celemiri]

Multnomah Falls is going to burn

It is one of the most beautiful spots in one of the most beautiful regions of Oregon: the Columbia River Gorge.  Wildfires are currently raging out of control in the Gorge; a 48-mile section of Interstate 84 has been shut down, and many towns are under evacuation.  At last report, the fires are only five miles from Multnomah Falls, a place I have so many beloved memories of.

Before it burns, I want you to see it in its full splendor.

[belovedblabber]

This is breaking my heart y'all. Please be aware of what’s going on in Oregon

[weavemama]

who’s gonna tell trump supporters obama wasn’t president during hurricane katrina……..

[afunnyfeminist]

My favorite part of this is people mentioned Barack Obama in these tweets! So who’s going to tell them? I hope Obama does! I mean, it was three years after Hurricane Katrina when Obama was elected president. Three years. Almost all of George W. Bush’s second term happened during and after Katrina. Where were these people that they don’t even know who was president? There was so much news about the hurricane and W’s terrible response to it. They’ll probably blame him for the Kennedy assassination next.

[thoughts-of-an-x-factor]

This is what I mean about how a worrying number of Trump supporters seem to have a limited grasp on reality in order to preserve their belief that electing him was the right thing.

[teamalive9556]

Also Obama was there even though he wasn’t yet president.

[abysmallylost23]

Oh lmao

[interruptmag-blog]

A word of advice to trans women

Go to your nearest target. Buy a two pack of pushup bras (24$ for 2), and target’s bra inserts (12$). Then go to your nearest Walmart and buy the Vasserette Control Shapewear Panties (2.50 each), they do wonders for helping your tuck. There you go! You just saved yourself a lot of money, you can afford to buy enough to wear every day, and best of all you look fabulous. -@twidx

[orangelemonart]

recs for trans women are so rare on tumblr!! spread this, people.

[phoenixcollective]

Please reblog this, in total it’s about $38.50 to make a huge difference for a trans woman/trans feminine person. 

[solidaritysuggestion]

reblog if you are a bi woman and think lesbians are kind, wonderful, and brilliant.