The Moment of Truth

Just a simple blogger, tending to the fresh crops Subject to change as my blog evolves. Happy Blogging!

[iampp907]

[lakemojave]

Under PENALTY of INSTANT DEATH do NOT make blackout poetry of my posts. It is improper behavior and makes me wanna explode. You will receive 80 concussions. Don't make me spell it out again

[darkcomedies]

[lovewithagirl]

[image description: a screenshot of the original post with sections blacked out. the new text reads, "PENINS exploion spell". /end description]

[thegreenpea]

K

[predatory-lesbians]

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[scratchy-archive]

N

[catgirlbignaturals]

P

[catgirlbignaturals]

I'm a fucking idiot

[lakemojave]

Did your best buddy it's ok

[slimegirlwarlock]

[whats-a-bear]

stole this from twitter

[secretkeeper007]

Audio Transcript:

Bugs Bunny: I’m tellin’ you, doc, they/them pussy is different

Daffy Duck: Aw, pussy is pussy. Just watch me.

*fireworks*

Daffy Duck: God damn

[victorlincolnpine]

that’s IMPRESSIVELY well done voice acting

[revilladies]

Resident Evil 4 Remake (2023)

[segamascot]

the way the top gif could be from a shrek movie and the bottom gifs a final fantasy cutscene

[thequantumranger]

[among-us-fallguys-r-born]

You just made a kingdom hearts cutscene

[forgottenflickr]

2007

[sighcomics]

I rushed home to make this

[tony-the-tigers-juicy-armpit]

today's children are gonna become teens and clown the shit out of us for 'eepy' and 'blorbo' but they'll say it in cocomelonese so we won't understand them

[fennel-tea]

today’s eepy blorbo is yesterday’s heckin doggo is last week’s smexy bishie

[jazzybot4]

I hate that you're right and that I understood all of that.

[aqueerkettleofish]

[whumpster-fire]

Eeby Deeby, Blorbo, Heckin' Pupper, Doggo

Epic Win, Based King, Roflcopter, 1337Sp34k

Tumblr Wizard Penis Blast, I can has Lolcats

Cope Seethe Mald, U Mad? Smexy Bishie, Gigachad

For the lulz, dank memes, uwu huggle glomp squee

Cringe, fail, ratio, L, Horse Plinko to Super Hell

All your base belong to us, OP's post is really sus

OMG cool story bro, Awesomesauce, YOLO

I can't take it anymore, LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR

(one, nothing wrong with me, two, nothing wrong with me)

We didn't start the fire

It was always burnin' since the world's been turning

We didn't start the fire

No we didn't light it but we tried to fight it

[cryoverkiltmilk]

Posts that resonate back to the LJ user base.

[alexiadraws]

Long time no eddy

[pukicho]

You get turned back into a baby but you retain all your skills and memory, what do you do?

[agayhomestuck]

Eat a nickel

[pukicho]

A reminder: You have retained all your skills and memories

[saschagemruler]

Eat a nickel

[pukicho]

Ok

[jambearie]

[sweetiejack]

@wereralph

[wereralph]

im so glad this is on brand for me

[beardedmrbean]

[blujayonthewing]

[livingfictionsystem]

A lot of pop psychology gets thrown around and since I already have a headache, here's preventing you lot from making it worse.

Love-bombing: A manipulation tactic of increasing affection and grand gestures before or after doing something abusive, specifically to weasel one's way out of consequences.

What it is not: A streak of affection and generosity towards friends/loved ones.

Trauma-bonding: Knowingly traumatizing someone to take advantage of their vulnerable state, to then act like the "hero" or the one who cheers them up.

What it is not: Bonding over similar traumas.

Gaslighting: *Knowingly* convincing someone they cannot trust their own perception of a situation in pursuit of one's own narrative.

What it is not: Misaligned perception of events.

Narcissist: Someone afflicted with Narcissistic Personality Disorder, a traumagenic cluster B disorder, that struggles with self-obsession, paranoia, craving validity from the public, delusions of grandeur, and social disconnection.

It is not: Your rubbish ex that cheated on you.

Thank you for coming to my TED Talk.

-Xanthe

[lavendeerstudios]

It's time for our last boy . . . Introducing Chris, our endearing waiter!

Are you the final ingredient he needs? ☕️💘

Meet Chris, a 21-year-old waiter working at Cup O’ Jo Mama! He’s a kind hearted Pisces that’s a green flag in every sense of the word! Being the eldest out of a family of 4 children, he’s learnt to be caring and mindful of everyone around him. He was bullied constantly in his younger years, but found friendship with Kai through video games who’s been by his side since middle school. He works long hours at his family's diner, ‘Cup O Jo’ Mama’, due to his father being hospitalised. Disappointed with who he was in his youth, he plans to smooth things over with his father before things turn for the worse. Being the sole money-maker, he’s focused on his work to ensure his beloved sisters are raised in comfort. However, this has led him to put off his own needs and dreams. Will you be a new driving force in his life or keep him confined in the same routine?

Got questions for him? Leave them in the replies and maybe he'll respond!

[ VA - Raymond Comeros ]

[evil-britney]

*takes off my leather jacket to reveal a second, secret leather jacket underneath*

[sounddesignerjeans-deactivated2]

you mean, skin?

[degenerate-perturbation]

What an absolutely terrifying addition to my post. Thank you.

[sensiblereblogifposts]

Reblog if you are wearing a secret, second leather jacket underneath

[maxknightley]

it's so weird to me that taylor swift is like. That Big A Deal. I don't even think her music is entirely without merit it's just so resoundingly mid that I'm mystified by her enduring popularity

[maxknightley]

to me Taylor Swift is like the manifestation of all the most exaggerated, uncharitable takes on The Beatles. at least they experimented later in their careers y'know. at least they had Ringo

[spaceshipsandpurpledrank]

[luxidae]

WE DOIN' CRIMINAL DEEDS AND EVIL ACTS

⚠️ONLY⚠️

[jimsharbour]

0/5 stars. This man kept removing his hands from the steering wheel and turning to ask “are you scared?”

[chunkecheeks]

In Victorian England you didn’t keep a calendar you just shouted out the window to the local urchins like what’s today my good chap? And they’d shout some shit like oi sir todays June fifteenth bobs your uncle cheerio and then they’d go back to scraping the soot off the walls of the surrounding building to turn in for tuppence