Rattle the Stars

"I am me. I can't be anything else, because that wouldn't be me. Take it or leave it." Amanda. 27. Currently emotionally compromised by TGCF and MDZS

[nightowlqueen]

[headspace-hotel]

Nothing on tiktok is this funny

[popsigills]

got the template from @oshikasa

[k-simplex-deactivated20241001]

[system-reset]

why did I think these cats were shaped like letters?

[system-reset]

like.

also the more I look at this the more I realize that has to be intentional because there's no way this is a real image

[pretty-dianxia]

𝐻𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑝𝑙𝑎𝑦 🎲

Bʏ: 古蛇Sᴀᴍᴀᴇʟ - Oʀɪɢɪɴᴀʟ ᴘᴏsᴛ 

[dahliadenoire]

hua cheng's arms, empty:

xie lian: it's free real estate

[important-animal-images]

[petermorwood]

Translation not required.

[lionbearfox]

highly underrated sumeru moment imo

[apolunee]

[varkaer]

[spudkinart]

It’s Kaveh’s turn to be the pillow

[guqin-and-flute]

Brief Summary of Jin Guangyao’s Mental State in Guanyin Temple

[thegaymertrainer]

This guy is really going to regret sitting down with Jon

[take-a-dip-in-the-deadpool]

If you like frogs. Or possums. Or cool builds. Or happiness. This is the video for you.

[juniper-sunny]

[stereomike]

[kitbulls]

me: i really dont get why non-floridians lose their fucking shit when they see a beach. it’s just sand and water. who gives a fuck

also me: *sees one (1) mountain* ohohohoohohohohoh holy SHIT holy fuck that’s a big fuCKING ROCK

[newtgeiszler]

i love this post. i have never related to anything less

[dragontatoes]

me, grown up in the Cascades range: *sees open plains*

me: oohhoh no. no ba.d . where . are teh rocks. wheres the woter. oh god it’s just drit everywhere for a million miles I need TREES dammit where are my lumber guardians

[flippityflapjack]

Me, grew up in Nebraska, the Great Plains: *see a forest*

Me: wHy ar e there s.o man y trEes??? They all g.ott so BiG wher is th skY

[zarohk]

Me: Grows up in Boston, mostly travels to cities and Central America: *travels to the Southwest*

Me: where is everyone? Where is everything? What great calamity flatten this world?

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Me: Grows up in rural Australia, travels to Europe: Green? How so much green?? Paddocks aren’t green! Why is it full of green grass like a cartoon??

[bunjywunjy]

Me: Grew up in the American Midwest *arrives on the coastline of any ocean, sprinting up and down the beach very fast* SHARKS? SHARKS?SHARKS? SHARKS? SHARKS? SHARKS?

[gallusrostromegalus]

Monkey very excited about exploring new biome.

[thememedaddy]

me_irl

[mothermishy]

You guys just have to trust me on this one and click here okay?

[abracazabka]

[feralrookie]

OH MY GOD I NEEDED THIS

[prismatic-bell]

For the chronically anxious and/or otherwise mentally ill:

This is not a screamer, jumpscare, or any other kind of horror link I don’t know the name of. It will not cause you to question reality and as far as I’m aware, there is no reason it should cause any kind of hallucinations or psychosis. I don’t want to spoil the surprise because it’s DELIGHTFUL but I am happy to tell you it’s very sweet and gentle and also great lowkey stress relief. This is a cinnamon roll link appropriate for all ages (yes, all the way down to babies) and you will enjoy it if you click it. ❤️