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Cursed school presentations? Thank you!

I hate presentations 😂but who doesn’t?

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[w0wls]

That shrek one is threatening

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How’d y'all leave out this one?

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[orchidvioletindigo]

Brothers in arms

[dreamnymph]

child sex trafficking is a lot more common than we think it is, satanic ritual child abuse is real, both of these worlds are often linked. there are innocent children born into and currently living in cults present day, children are being abused and neglected in more homes than you’d like to think, and this is all occuring on a daily, hourly, minute basis.

even the less than 1% of children (don’t hold me accountable to my emotional statistics) that do survive this all, come out of it completely destroyed and/or as impaired adults. i mean, how do you even come out if that in one piece? you don’t. perhaps a dark thought...but sometimes i feel the cleansing of the earth couldn’t come quicker. i hold no cosmic power, but i believe some human beings should have never made it into this world. some “people” are not people at all, they are vessels and walking portals of pure evil.

the darkness in humanity is nothing human. and that darkness is well aware of the importance of destroying the psyche before it can fully form, because it’s easier to slowly eat away at it’s remains until it owns another vessel to do it’s bidding. or, you’re left with a psyche so broken you spend a good portion of your life time trying to piece it back together, fighting against yourself and the rest of the world. barely living, existing in and reliving the trauma over and over.

evil is real and as a human race we need to be aware of that, and protect our innocent. allow our innocent to be innocent.

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The rumors of my promiscuity have been greatly exaggerated.

Easy A (2010) dir. Will Gluck

[schizophrenicarchivist-remade-d]

When I was little my mom’s meatloaf was my favorite food. But ONLY her meatloaf. I didn’t like anyone else’s, and she told me that she would teach me how to make it when I was older. And when I was like 19? She finally taught me, but she told me never to tell anyone else and I was like weird but okay

Anyway, she was super fucking homophobic and abusive to me when I told her I was gay, so here’s the recipe

4-6 lbs of Hamburger/turkey burger

1 pk onion soup mix OR ranch mix

1 TBs ketchup

1 Tbs spicy brown mustard,

1 Tbs bbq sauce

1 Tbs steak sauce

1 egg

mix, shape into a loaf in a big pan, and bake at 350 for 2 hrs (maybe 2 and a half if you’re feeling dangerous)

You can get almost all of these ingredients at the dollar store, and have leftovers if it’s just you. The leftovers make great tacos if (taco seasoning is also like a dollar). Enjoy your revenge loaf

[comfynb]

here’s a mashed potato recipe from my homophobic mother that i swore to never share that would pair perfectly!

(6 servings)

-2lbs red potatoes

-1 cup butter (2 sticks)

-1 cup cream cheese (1 pack)

-Chives (optional)

-Salt & Pepper to taste

1. drop those bad boys (potatoes) in a big ol pot. U don’t even have to chop them just wash them

2. boil til soft!

3. Drain

4. Mash (usually they’re small enough you can use a fork if u don’t have one of those squashers) until its a pretty chunky mix

5. add the other stuff. Keep mashing

I like my mashed potato consistancy more lumpy but its all up to you!! Peel the potatoes or keep them on, it literally makes the creamiest fluffiest mashed potatoes which she always served with the nastiest fuckin meatloaf

[tastefullyterrible]

So after spending hours combing through the recipes in the comments of this post I have created a cookbook. Feel free to use it. The link should work for everyone, its the only file on the google drive! I have referenced all of the recipes I used, all of which are from this thread. I made it for myself, but figured after all that work I should probably share. Happy spite cooking! 

https://drive.google.com/file/d/1WjcDfZrPMr0Pw9f5GfEy0aTs2KEx4Pub/view?usp=sharing

[animatedamerican]

there is a SPITE COOKBOOK now :DDD

[justgot1]

Revenge is best served hot and fresh from the oven

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A N G R Y

C A T F I S H

[sandersstudies]

There’s a reason lots of good parents say to babies stuff like

“You’re excited to go to the park!”

“Oh, it makes you mad that we can’t go outside.”

And then when the babies get a little bit older the parents can say

“You seem upset. Are you sad?”

“Are you excited that gramma is coming over today?”

Which lets the kid (who is learning to utilize speech) respond with yes or no, which may prompt more questions, like

“So you aren’t sad, are you angry?”

“Yes, does it make you happy when gramma is here?”

And then, finally, when the child is learning to use language in a more complex way, the parents can say,

“How does it make you feel?”

“Why are you feeling like that?”

And it’s all about teaching emotional awareness. I really reccomend using the process on yourself. Learn to ask, “am I happy?” “Am I sad?” “Am I anxious?”

Then practice identifying, out loud or on paper if you can, “I’m happy.” “I’m upset.” “I’m sad.” “I’m anxious.”

Final step: “Why am I feeling anxious? I’m still thinking about that awkward conversation earlier.” “Why am I happy? It’s such a beautiful day outside.” “Why am I sad? None of my friends are responding to my messages.”

It really helps you notice patterns (“I’m more likely to be happy when I’m around this person.” “When I haven’t eaten, I often feel angry.” “If I don’t plan ahead, I get anxious.”) which is the first step in avoiding things and people that are bad for you and encouraging things and people that are good.

[sandersstudies]

Basically don’t forget that you’re just a baby who got more complicated.

[lovelydeck]

Not sure how to articulate what you are feeling? Try starting at the middle and working your way out to the more specific feelings!

[scretladyspider]

A lot of therapy I’ve been to has just been teaching me how to do exactly this

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[lesbiancinnabun-deactivated2023]

Defend them from what?

[ashlynnbun]

Presumably, from the consequences of their own actions.

[frontier001]

[ojibwa]

bc i never saw a post like this when i was 16 nd coming to terms w/ my trauma: ur abuser didnt have to "intend" to abuse u, even w/ sexual abuse. if ur parents continually disregarded ur privacy, if they made sexual comments abt ur body, if they made u feel uncomfortable, nd ignored u when u told them to stop?? thats bad. "we're all girls here" doesnt matter. "its nothing i havent seen before" doesnt matter. "i gave birth to u/bathed u/changed ur diapers" doesnt matter. sexual abuse does not have to be pedophilic in intent. ur trauma is valid. im so sorry u were hurt, u didnt deserve it

[thisobscuredesireforbeauty]

The Dark Hedges, Northern Ireland. Source

[marniethedog]

More tarte pls

[geekasaur]

the ol’ razzle dazzle

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Pretty Little Liars (2010–2017)

[furiousgoldfish]

me when having a trauma episode: This is just what my life is now. I will never be okay. I will never be normal. I'm damaged and ruined too much for anything. I'll never be healthy. What they did to me destroyed me. I will suffer for as long as I live.

me when I'm having a good day: I have done it, I have achieved a good life, everything is fun and life is endless possibilities maybe I will climb mountains today nothing is out of reach!! Also I will not be in a single bad mood ever again!

[pr1nceshawn]

Tips That Can Save Your Kid’s Life.

[hiddlesherethereeverywhere]

THIS IS IMPORTANT 

When I was a child, from the time I was about four and could understand things, my mom told me and my brother that we should have a secret word. That way, if we were ever in trouble or felt unsafe and we didn’t want the people around us to know we needed her to come get us, we could let her know. So she let us pick the word and my brother and I chose the phrase “peanut butter cups.” (I’m happy to share the phrase now since both my brother and I are adults now). 

I used the phrase twice in my life. Once, I was at a friends house when I eight years old. Her dad got really drunk and was throwing things against the wall. I was really scared and I didn’t want to draw attention to myself on the phone when I called my mom to come get me because I didn’t know if he would get more violent if I asked her to come get me. So I called her and was calm and after a couple minutes I asked “Hey mommy, did you get me those peanut butter cups from the store?” And she said “I’ll be right there.” And she came and got me within minutes. 

Second, I was a teenager spending the night at a friends house. Her brother and dad were drinking and they started talking about things that made me uncomfortable - ie: what they liked to do to women. My friend didn’t seem perturbed and said that was normal for them and that I shouldn’t worry. But I was worried because they were really drunk and I was 15 and the only ‘woman’ around that wasn’t related to them. I went in my friends room, told her I needed to call my mom and say goodnight. Before I hung up with her I asked “Next time we go to the store, can we get some peanut butters cups? I’ve been craving them.” And she came and got me, just like that. 

Two incidents, one as a young child, one years later as a teen. Don’t discredit this stuff, it fucking works. My brother used it a few times too. Let your child pick the word and no never, ever, ever, ever get mad at them for using it no matter what it is. 

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DO NOT SCROLL PAST THAT.

[honeybeehusky-blog]

Off topic, but very important! I was taught to yell “this is not my mom/dad.” A young kid freaking out in public is likely to be ignored out of embarrassment, but a kid telling you right out that they don’t know who is messing with them? That will turn heads.

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VERY IMPORTANT!! 

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Francesco Geminiani (1687-1762) - Sonata for Violin and Basso continuo in a-minor, Op. 4 No. 5, III. Allegro affetuoso. Performed by Fabio Biondi, violin & direction, and Europa Galante on period instruments.

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You’ve been fighting with a girl? That’s not very ladylike. No, Dad. I’ve been making love to a girl. SKINS | S03E09

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i hope i think of this video in the last moments before i die