[knowing]

[opossummypossum]

MOOOOOM

[marsapartment]

In other news, Jessica Jones’s super speed effect on a netflix budget was one of the best thing I’ve seen.

[dorothycastlemore]

[fckin-deactivated20171107]

so when are men gonna realize that women aren’t complicated and we’re actually just normal people and it’s men that lack emotional depth and interesting personalities?

[leatheresque-deactivated2018010]

Yeah….. Except I’m an emotional man with tons of depth. I speak 5 languages and play every instrument known. I can build a house. I can plant a garden. I know a little bit about everything.

Maybe women really are cunts who just seek to destroy men and invalidate them?

[fckin-deactivated20171107]

i have no idea how to reply to this cause it’s simply just the funniest thing i’ve ever read and nothing will ever top it

[returnoftheradfems]

I love how none of the things he stated are indicative of emotional depth or an interesting personality

[upsidesdown]

you know i had to do it to ‘em

[mainmanblackdynamite-deactivate]

One of the perks of getting older is getting to have a say in the family gossip

[daddyfuckedme]

[demilypyro]

I never learned how to swim and at this point I’m too embarrassed to

[demilypyro]

We have dams dude this isnt fucking atlantis

[joey-wheeler-official]

yeah but they wont hold forever…

[demilypyro]

Underestimate the power of Dutch engineering again and I’ll obliterate you

[thebestoftumbling]

[letmefeelmyoats]

UNMUTE THIS

[stingywithmycootiecat]

😩😩😂😂😂😂

[mjalti]

listen, when i go to open my mouth & what comes out is 12 degrees of seperation from what the original topic was, u need to connect the dots bitch. think fast. i’m not gonna hold ur hand but we’re leaving now and visiting every topic along the line. wave it goodbye, don’t get hung up on it

[officialhome]

reblog if u are currently A Mess

[equalistmako]

“What are your standards?”

[faythinthemusic]

I want to be really clear about something: Planned Parenthood has done more to prevent abortion than the pro-life movement ever has.

[savordance-lifesupport]

Yup, preventing abortion by giving abortions. Makes sense!

[apoeticmindset]

No you fucking crusty nutsack giving people the education and the tools to not become pregnant in the first fucking place

[sadunit]

does anyone else constantly get the feeling that you’re running out of time?? and for no reason!! i could be lying in bed in the middle of summer vacation and my mind is like “hurry up!!! before it’s too late!!!” and i’m just like “hurry up and do what?? leave me alone wtf!!!”

[localstarboy]

His voice kills me bro 💀💀💀

[labellabrianna-deactivated20250]

Mmm… Delicioso.

[complexitywithinsimplicity-deac]

😭 he speaks in italics. Perfect.

[quotemadness]

“Isn’t it strange that we talk least about the things we think about most?”

— Charles Lindbergh

[muckkles]

working with children is a wild fucking experience yall. this morning at work one of our second graders got my attention and was like “you know what word my mom told me not to say? PUSSY.” and i was like “then why did you just say it??” and she went “i dunno” and then dabbed