camden :)

the city by birthright

[sumofallpartstogether]

he hangs with my shoes

[sumofallpartstogether]

getting really into music that my friends do not like. i will have the most mythic music taste by april.

[sumofallpartstogether]

i lied

[sumofallpartstogether]

i drink on tuesdays exclusively cause of that one regular show episode where the whole thesis is “who parties on a tuesday” cause i do!!!!!

[sumofallpartstogether]

also that one ad for i think tinder where it shows two 50 year olds leaving a nightclub at like 9am. cause that WILL be me i swear

[sumofallpartstogether]

i drink on tuesdays exclusively cause of that one regular show episode where the whole thesis is “who parties on a tuesday” cause i do!!!!!

[sumofallpartstogether]

getting really into music that my friends do not like. i will have the most mythic music taste by april.

[sumofallpartstogether]

i think about how in 2021 i taught my high school band director about tone indicators, and i recently went back to see their winter concert with my friend and their brother told me he is still using them. 17 year old me made a difference, and it’s debatable if it was a good one.

[geyfrog]

Used to be Italian but now I’m just ian because she took it al in the divorce

[mythicfictionist]

im incredibly conflicted by the phrase ‘the question is not who will let me but who will stop me’ because on one hand its so fucking raw and powerful but on the other hand it’s derived from ayn rand but on yet another hand the first and primary time ive ever seen it was on a picture of a lawnmower flying through the sky which is the perfect level of absurd and nonsensical that would piss ayn rand off

[mythicfictionist]

reblog to piss off ayn rands ghost

[crunchymayo]

[shiroscosmicass]

You ever see something that you just know is gonna live in your head rent free forever

[strayknight]

the club sucked so bad so me and my pikmin are going home due to aforementioned club being so sucks

[saejima-nyan04]

OP why did you bring your pikmin to the club

[strayknight]

he likes the espresso martinis there

[bitchezwithstitchez]

[sumofallpartstogether]

things on tiktok happening beyond your wildest imagination

[genderhugger]

the best time to consume media is like 5 years after its peak popularity

[forsciencejohn]

the year is 2025

scientists are still scrambling to figure out what “zigazig ahh” is so that they can give the spice girls what they really really want

the spice girls are getting impatient

war is upon us

[garcavisconde]

posts that are funnier if u have the dates from posts enabled

[sumofallpartstogether]

am i imagining things or is there a genre of music video that’s basically “man, coat, pool table”

[technofeudalism]

if you wiped every ICE agent off the face of the earth, a hundred million people would become safer overnight. if you wiped every furry off the face of the earth, the entire internet would collapse for good in a matter of hours. i know where my allegiances lie.

[omtai]

they should invent a cigarette that gives you vitamins and hrt and shit

[infectiouspiss]

TESTOSTEROEN CIGARETTE BEING SMOKED BY A BUTCH DYKE OUTSIDE THE BAR SHE SHOTGUN THR SMOKE INTO MYMOUTH I GET SO HARD I PASS OUT SMASH MY HEAD AND DIE

[infectiouspiss]

sorry that was meant for the tags

[omtai]

it’s okay. You’ve painted a beautiful and true picture