The best magicians don't reveal their tricks.
YOU ARE THE REASON
trying on a metaphor
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@sunchipss
The best magicians don't reveal their tricks.
“i asked chatGPT and—”
yeah well i asked matthias helvar and he said that the water hears and understands….. or at least it would, if you stopped WASTING ALL OF IT ON AI DATA CENTERS
Sorry I'm still thinking about how Grace asks "what's their name" when Rocky first brings up Adrian. Ryland Grace my favourite woke teacher.
Hi prev you've unlocked a short unskippable cutscene I'm sorry. Rock genders! This is what Grace says in the book right after he meets Rocky for the first time:
And later, there's this elaboration on Eridian reproduction, they only have one sex/gender!
I call them monosexual because of the derogatory and intersexist history behind the word hermaphrodite, but the main jist of it is that they all just got one thing going on. So while Grace calls Rocky "he," Rocky's technically what humans would probably dub as non-binary.
morning
the mileage i'm gonna get out of this gif cannot be overstated
Justin’s Instagram :)
andrew perrault from don’t let the forest in has got that triple-a swag (anxious, asexual, and australian)
thomas is really the character of all time. main character but he’s been here for like a week. survives multiple life or death experiences with a group of boys and only knows about four of them. goes to a party for the first time while separated from his friends in the middle of the scorch. probably bisexual but no time to think about that. hears a girl talking in his head and decides it’s nothing to worry about. gets kidnapped by a group of seemingly insane women. calls himself a good boy a strange amount of times. his sort of girlfriend gets crushed by an entire building not even an hour after he sort of kills his sort of boyfriend in the gayest way possible. named after the inventor of light bulbs even though he clearly doesn’t get them above his head a lot.
ariboo...save me ariboo
jokes to make after failure that aren’t self-deprecating:
I’m the best to ever do it
Nobody saw that (best if said loudly)
No one’s ever done it like me
I could be President/they should make me President
Behold, a mere fraction of my power!
The public wants to be me soooooo bad
I’m an expert in (thing you just failed at)
How could this have happened to god’s favorite princess?
Nothing ibuprofen and a glass of water cant fix
I’m being sabotaged
which ao3 tag are you?
oh noh :(
@byler-endgayme @artemis-s-bow
OH GOD LMAOO
porn without plot forget losing the plot, you never even tried to find it! you know exactly who you are (a slut) and what you want (filthy filthy smut)
agdsh. i fear this in character
@whentheskysings @muiaura
yeah fair
@icedcoffee2809 @kaylinee
Bro😭😭
@scoopstroopog @camcamino @alastaircarstairsismybff
tyyyy for the tag
Lmaoooo real
tagging (no pressure <3) @larkyb @happy-bookworm @lifewouldbebetteronmars @babysfirstwantedposter @armpitties-get-shrecked @icedcoffee2809
@bisexualjeans @kritacrossheart @jeanmoreaumybeloved @pansexual-lilychen @crypticmoonie @julianblackthornspancakes @shadowhunters77 @rainofzuh @lucian-evander
@marialightwood-chase @thosesillylittlegayghosts @eurydike @faithfromanewperspective @4urum-4rgentum @lesbocrocker @ive-been-the-archer @literallytypogod @thechaosandtherain @sabrine-bree-the-bravery @aroacedisasterr @artemis-dawn9
@future-oscarwinner @wagner-fell @catladymasterofsqirl
thanx for taaaag :D
I. I’m not. that bad…
@artemis-dawn8 @tyuzikooo @kage-meows-around @existentialcrisisetcetera @syntax-error-15 @lifeofanoverdramaticmess @tessatwitch and anyone else who I forgot!
Checks out (I also wonder how I've managed to make it through life this far)
@f4ilure-g1rl-fuyu, @caprisunstwin, @conscious-margarine, @margian, @diegelic, @fmrii, @harshlyonyxorchestra, @ameliapup, @sc4rtattoo
Thank you for tagging me! I thought I reposted already lol sorry it’s taken long
no pressure, @k4rmaajr @katcxts @clownmakeup4life @blurringmysoull @owenisfree @2silly2live-x @clingylovinggirlblog @pink-tar-soul @the-bane-of-my-own-existence @holy-beetles-batman + open tags
close enough, i feel as tho im a crackfic in the most fucked up way possible so yeah
@madokas-razor @mikuluche @l30iztry1ng @tialovesanime @sherlynsandra @schizotem @spagetdomain and open tags!
No words...
*Cough* Kakashi and Guy *Cough*
Open tags, I am too lazy
I am not there for that!!! I want my favorite gay teenagers to kiss!!! That’s all…
@jel-e-ton @sunmoonyandstars @untilbirdsflytothesun @redhollowsky @bibliophile4ever
i do read this one quite a lot...um...
@spamtonsballs @foundheaven013 @krowturnedkid @wisegirl42
oh! well i do love some good old angst
@imnotafraidtodisappear @drpeppercreamsodaa @grim-hedonism
thanks for the tag!
alas being basic my greatest fear outfit wise... i hope i'm not actually basic i like to think i'm fun and whimsical
@sarkastic1515 @waytoomarvelobsessed @redwinesupanover @your-fav-idiot-lesbian @yourlocalchronicdaydreamer @wolfspidery @bumbylbee @trigona-necrophaga + anyone else :)
@mackenziedaartist @remington-is-awesome @baldbrams @eighty-ninth-piano-key @lavendertortoise12 @toomuchtodooml
@zanderandtheexistentialcrisis @calciumhasarrived @catgirl-luca @kingofkaumidy5 @justa-goose @axilotlbucket
@cheeseat3am @disassociated24 @37-rats-in-a-trenchcoat @labradoodlelove @an-insane-femboy69 @your-fav-idiot-lesbian @yourl0calqueer @ashleiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii @lovesymbolgirlie
Open tags
🤷🏻♂️🤷🏻♂️🤷🏻♂️
@th3-b1tch-cam3-back @theallmightypotato @bat-phantom
I mean it's kinda what I like to read
I’m happy.
This is a fair assessment
@killj0y-swagg0t @afraidoflittleauldme @macropypa @icantcareboutanythingbutyou-dea @gummygore @michaelromance69 @teacupfullofstars
No pressure to join in of course!!
dead dove
you know exactly who you are and everyone who meets you knows exactly what they're getting into (because you've been burned before and feel the need to scare people away with your bluntness)
Dead dove is absolutely accurate, the desc is eh. But this was fun lolzz
@touch3d-by-ang3ls-the2nd @writing-books-is-fun @theghostoflili @helgasinclairwasmyfirstcrush @beanzbyartificalmeans and anyone else bc I forget urls 😿
... alright guys parties over
@ashertheslasher @playgroundeyes @stomachaches-frank @several-mice @thestupidestseagull @iiiidiotnathanieliii
ty for the tag!
oof
@idontknowwhyimhere102 @notlikeotherwarlocks @chatter-crow @watchers-tea and anyone else!
uh oh
open tags + @a-dam-tris-prior-fan @no-one-offical @beigetiger @storiesbyemma @starsndaggers @goldenonthemoon @gracious-midnight @fynn-the-trans-elf @femme-plant-mom @quiteimpossibletodescribe @queen-of-oreo @red-the-enby
sigh
open tags!
...I was going to say something about your result.
But.... Yeah.
Sigh
Open tags.
Yeah, I'm definitely that
@kesp-mimosa-blaze @hel-wey
To the surprise of no one I got:
@comet-fire13 @bowser14456 @lostinthewrongfandom @satan-offical
Quite accurate for The Satanverse (satan's lore ((not accurate to bible and all made by me)))
Open tags :3
I WIIIIINNNNNNNNNNN
there is still time. there is still time. until your bones are in the fucking ground there is still time.
and then after that is THE SKELETON WAR
inside charles rowland are two wolves, one that loves edwin exactly as he is and the other that wants to apply his eyeliner for him sooo bad
“Zeus is Kronos’s son too, maybe he should boot himself—”
Percy Jackson has never been more back than he is right now THIS IS MY SONNNN
PERCY JACKSON AND THE OLYMPIANS 2.02, Demon Pigeons Attack
When I'm farming aura and my crops are bountiful and my farm is flourishing
i feel like this is exactly how i sound when i post on here
ROBOTNIK: BEHOLD! 1000 cereals! I collect cereals! It took me NINE yeareals to collect the cereals! yæM yuM Cereals. Goooooood.
SCRATCH: CONGRATULATIONS!
ROBOTNIK: SHUT. UUUUUUP! €€€€€€€£ Ph Ph Ph Pbodhbodhddddd Acsuus Acsuus! FfffUCK STEven universe!
@snow-lavender