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This blog is for general Tumblr stuff.

[astoundingbeyondbelief]

[kia-ko]

They grow up so fast 🥹

[babyfoxcollectionthings]

[pinnedbackartfringe]

no weapon forged against me has ever been cool or well made

[natequarter]

unwilling narrator

[natequarter]

the weight of a story is hard to bear but someone's gotta be atlas

[bogleech]

The cousin of "he would not say that:" he would not keep saying that. It was a one off funny line for one particular situation. Every memorable line does not need to become a running gag.

[miskhos]

tonight i swore a blood oath to the minimum wage workers at my local subway

[thyming]

Bumblebee butts! (Bumblebutts)

(All images found on Pinterest)

[brothermonk-sam]

Let's be a medieval manuscript with mama

[catsbeaversandducks]

"Let's fight as if we were already dead, Miyamoto!"

Art by Tetsuya Noguchi

[mollybeenoel]

Poppy the Pygmy

[the-most-beautiful-duwang]

do not separate them…..

[overlyactivepingpongball]

Starter Pokémon in Ohio

[computationalcalculator]

I’ve been trying to find this post again for ages

[amanita-house]

They are the same guy

[wifehaver103947]

[someoneelsemaybe]

Me and the girls after 2 cups of suspicious stew

[voidandradiance]

the most disorienting thing thats ever happened to me was when a linguistics major stopped in the middle of our conversation, looked me in the eye, and said, "you have a very interesting vernacular. were you on tumblr in 2014?" and i had to just stand there and process that one for a good ten seconds

[booksandchainmail]

#i was in a car with a linguist i had never met before the car trip and like half an hour in he looked at me#after i finished describing a geology thing that was happening out the window and asked if i'd ever spent much time on tumblr#the fuckor of it all#and then we spent six more hours driving#it sure does leave linguistic markers! i'm not sure i'm good with it (tags via @thoughtsformtheuniverse)

[issela-santina]

it is one thing to be a linguist and another to be a linguist who knows enough of 2010s Tumblr to spot one of its enjoyers

[noneedtofearorhope]

probably just a coincidence and not at all a linguistic marker or anything...

[c0l0rsp1k3]

[roach-works]

the word 'swim' is doing a lot of heavy work here

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Not half as much as the audio is

[paulfrankjuliusthemonkey]

Baby Tiger小脑斧, 2018, Zhelong Xu

[jackalop-deactivated20220227]

[eightfifteen]

Crazy how many people want characters in fiction to speak and act like they’ve had 20 hours of intensive therapy. Could NOT be me I want these bitches fucked up insane

[plutojester]