The Theme In My Aching Hoes

Kaos | 18 | They/She | The only real mythology gay. Duck and koi enthusiast. Currently vacationing. Deafheaven has a genre, and it's pink.

[frostedmagnolias]

Victorian Large 18ct Gold Shell Cameo Brooch of an Artist & His Muse

c. 1860

[bobbole]

René Lalique Pendant Bat Woman

[silverbridge-harbor]

Velociraptors are scary but really they aren't that scary because they can't change speed. They always move at exactly the same rate, so they're predictable and you can avoid them. The real one to look out for is the acceleraptor

[zegalba]

René Lalique: "Dancing Nymphs in a Frame of Bats" brooch, c. (1902)

[judgejudyofficial]

t'es woke toi. toi t'es un wooooke left.

[judgejudyofficial]

[allaboutrings]

Victorian 18k Gold Opal and Diamond Ring

[nightmarereverie]

Circa 1900, Bat in Flight with the Man in the Moon brooch. Made by Unger Brothers, USA. ❤︎₊ ⊹

[boccher]

made the music on that video more awesome

[kiera--b]

did the dinosaurs look at the meteor and thought “how pretty”?

[notaseabass]

For some context this is from the meteor seen over Portugal earlier this year. I assume that is the reference point at least

[tofublock]

floating duck 🍑⁣

[charl0ttan]

they used to do nothing to me back in the morally neutral lab. it sucked

[grymmdark]

you were the control

[charl0ttan]

fuuuuck what were they doing to the other folks #fomo

[7dmom]

I am so sorry you had a traumatic childhood and it made you stupid on line. I was raised as a lotus flower and I smell like vanilla all the time

[7dmom]

I put your name on a beetle and let it die of thirst

[descoles-moved]

[medievaljournalist]

unfortunately the awful little freak everyone hates has saved the world so now we all have to try to be nice

[whetstonefires]

One of my favorite things is modern adaptations that leave people with the same careers they had in the original material, because unless you’re a cop or a doctor that practically never happens.

Irene Adler’s an opera singer. We still have those! They don’t have the same subtext exactly, but nothing is going to because we aren’t the Victorians. She could continue to be an opera singer. I have never seen this happen.

Jonathan Harker can still be in real estate. That’s a job people have. A modern story that still involves Dracula contacting his firm to help him purchase property sounds amazing actually.

[nudityandnerdery]

A modern adaptation of Dracula where you keep seeing Jonathan Harker’s face on bus stop bench ads for his realtor office.

[daddygrandpaandthebeaver]

#“This client doesn’t seem to exist online; a bit strange. But he’s elderly so it’s not that unusual” -Jonathan about to make a mistake – @capslockdoesntexpressmyjoy

[prokopetz]

I was about to joke about Quincey Morris still being a cowboy, but then it occurred to me that he’s not actually a cowboy in the source material, is he? He’s the wealthy heir of a Texas ranch-owning family who just acts like an Old West cowboy. If anything, that’s even more plausible today than it was in 1897.

[roach-works]

let’s see dracula shrug off getting hit with one of these country cosplay motherfuckers

[fagarach]

arrested on 17 counts of dracula

[sunluxxs]

Ducks are so real for sticking their whole head in their food