[1e3no]

[foreversean]

Here are all the food truck logos I made for the new Lucas Bros. Moving Co. episode!

[notchicken]

I hate the internet. I hate how this poem doesn’t need to be finished but it has 13.9k retweets and 21.1k likes. Everyone knows how this poem ends and I hate it

[boomerbuzzard-deactivated201902]

Violets are Blue

Michael Jackson sang Thriller

[writing-prompt-s]

While cleaning your attic, you find a box of glass balls with names on them. You accidentally drop one, and as soon as it shatters, a person appears.

[ukeealyptus]

“Dude,” your brother said as he opened the door to the attic. “Stop breaking stuff.”

[scaliefox]

I love these clever subversions of fantasy writing prompts to give them an mundane punchline.

They give me life.

[milpool-thrillhouse]

Who would win in a bad bitch alien fight

[hoeism-intervention]

Roger is the bad bitch of the galaxy

[ouijubell]

Okay, but Roger also can’t keep a man.

Pleackly has a man, a family, and isn’t trapped living in an attic. And to top it off - see those two tongues? Roger wishes he could.

[nesija]

oh… the tea is hot

[teamnowalls-deactivated20180918]

this post has brought me nothing but suffering since it has entered my life

[shittyidea]

ATM’s that exclaim the number you’re pressing out loud to make sure its correct

[postingwhileblack]

Ronald Erwin McNair was born in 1950 in Lake City, South Carolina. He was an American physicist and NASA astronaut and a man of many accomplishments. His favorite activities were running, boxing, football, playing cards, and cooking. When he was a 9-year-old boy he refused to leave the segregated Lake City Public Library without being allowed to check out his books. When the police knew about the incident, they let him keep those books and 26 years later, after his death, Lake City Public library was named after him. 

McNair had a bachelor degree of Science in Engineering Physics and a Ph.D. degree from MIT, in Physics. He gained national notoriety for his work in the field of laser physics. Above that, he was a 5th-degree black Karate instructor and jazz saxophonist.

Dr. Ronald E. McNair memorial in his hometown, Lake City, South Carolina.

Ronald McNair was killed on January 28, 1986, when the space shuttle Challenger exploded.

Don’t let people forget about such dedicated and notable Black men like Ronald Erwin McNair. His name deserves to be in all History books.

#BlackHistoryMonth

[crispypepperoni]

My personal favorites from Scottish Twitter

[potc]

i can’t believe zach braff made the best tweet of 2017

[hazardnuzlocke]

au where nebby is the trainer and lillie is the poke

[minimal-pulse]

“Whatcha Know About Hip Hop” : 2016 In Music, Part 1

[Part 2]

created by Minimal-Pulse-Art [minimal-pulse.tumblr.com]

[bpdbuttercup]

I cannot imagine someone actually like loving me??? wanting to be with me?? dating me?? unfathomable & also impossible 

[sunmoon-starsrain]

Me: I really need to do this thing today.

Me: Yeah okay sure but hold on, hear me out, okay... but what if, okay, what if we do it TOMORROW instead?

Me: Oooh yes.

[averagefairy]

i put this picture of me joyously holding giant zucchinis on my tinder just cause i thought it was cute and ever since every first message i get, without fail, is “those are some big cucumbers hehe ;)” which has led me to come to two scientifically proven conclusions. the first being that men are aroused by anything remotely phallic. and the second, men have a generally unclear understanding of vegetables. together hopefully we can work to raise zucchini awareness among men ages 20-27

[averagefairy]

update: ability to identify a zucchini has gone from poor to unacceptable

[yvonestrahovski]

[sunmoon-starsrain]

no one man should have all that chowder

[ryanbaileyhoward]