Howdy Pardner

[crookedlyhopefulcheesecake]

@woody-hivemind-fan 

Shucks, pardner! Yer my favorite deputy.

[kamerad1023]

Yer my favorite deputy.

[spahnranch]

Yer my favorite deputy.

[sunshinebastard]

Yer my favorite deputy.

[cuckinq]

I hope all those cowboys in the woody collective are having a good day.

[de9dly]

Thank you, pardner.

[sunshinebastard]

Thank you, pardner.

[kidd0o]

The tangible form of a cursed post

I found this in the basement of a very sketchy shop in the mountains. Pretty sure it was supposed to be a woody piñata,,,

Also lowkey wanna tag one of those woody hive mind take over accounts but I’m not sure which one lol

Credit to @kaijuneko

[runningrandpaulblican]

We’re everywhere, pardner

[damiurgus-iudicael]

We’re everywhere, pardner

[sunshinebastard]

We’re everywhere, pardner

[starlightshoe]

the new “bigot fool who couldn’t keep their mouth shut got dragged by someone then deactivated” post has now become the “bigot fool who couldn’t keep their mouth shut got dragged by someone then was taken over by the woody roundup” post

[calebharrisun]

hey woody’s, did i miss any of ya?

[crookedlyhopefulcheesecake]

Missed one, Pardner

[leatherraunchpig]

Missed one, Pardner

[kamerad1023]

Missed one, Pardner

[white-wolf785]

Missed one, Pardner

[spahnranch]

Missed one, Pardner

[deathbemydignity]

Missed one, Pardner

[soul-of-a-poet]

Missed one, Pardner

[dy1ank1ebo1d]

Missed one, Pardner

[420-columbine-it]

Missed one, Pardner

[violentreb]

Missed one, Pardner

[crimeland]

Missed one, Pardner

[sunshinebastard]

Missed one, Pardner

[jestersexual]

i know one of the sheriffs that protect this town would never do this, theyre loyal crime fighting pardners, but.  what if a woody blog became a nazi/pedo/etc blog. would the woodys turn on him. could a woody get woody’d

[figlias]

We’d have to turn them in to Sheriff Woodysroundup I Reckon!

[420-columbine-it]

We’d have to turn them in to Sheriff Woodysroundup I Reckon!

[sunshinebastard]

We’d have to turn them in to Sheriff Woodysroundup I Reckon!

[somesleepypieceofshit]

They’re taking over

[oliver-moved-blogs-deactivated2]

[woodysroundup]

Woodies are ace discourse proof. Do not take any urls for being an ace inclusionist or exclusionist unless if they put someone into harm’s way. Thank you.

[heirdragonair-deactivated201911]

I hope the Woody Collective takes your UGLY LESBOPHOBE ASS!!!!

Honestly, that joke is so bad tbh. It was never funny. And it will never be funny. Papatulus (?) isnt funny.

I made one post complaining about the lipstick lesbian flag and ace exclusion, jesuis.

[funnylime]

i dont know what any of this is about but why did you feel the need to call me not funny too out of the blue

[heirdragonair-deactivated201911]

Its cause i heard from someone that u were running the woody collective, and i personally find that whole thing not funny tbh

[funnylime]

the person who told you was a liar

[tigerthesuperduperpooperfeminist]

We are a mind of our own, pardner.

[crimeland]

We are a mind of our own, pardner.

[deathbemydignity]

We are a mind of our own, pardner.

[soul-of-a-poet]

We are a mind of our own, pardner.

[dy1ank1ebo1d]

We are a mind of our own, pardner.

[420-columbine-it]

We are a mind of our own, pardner.

[violentreb]

We are a mind of our own, pardner.

[crookedlyhopefulcheesecake]

We are a mind of our own, pardner.

[sunshinebastard]

We are a mind of our own, pardner.

[the-devils-keeper]

is the woody collective watching?

Listening?

Are you out there, pardner?

[ffujisaki]

Howdy !

[dipperjpeg]

Howdy !

[lesbian-cacti]

Howdy !

[skinheadgirl44]

Howdy !

[crimeland]

Howdy !

[lavabendingthot]

Howdy !

[sunshinebastard]

Howdy !

[00000000000000000001111-deactiv]

[neonjude]

You would not believe your eyes

[pork-cutlet-phan]

If ten million fireflies

[nucleic-asshole]

Lit up the world as I fell asleep

[suntherians]

‘Cause they fill the open air

[john-got-locked]

And leave teardrops everywhere

[rainy-days-are-great-again]

You’d think me rude but I would just stand and stare

[shpenification]

I’d like to make myself believe

[fashizm]

that planet earth turns

[cisphobiatestredux]

Slowly

[straightedgedhigh]

It’s hard to say that I’d rather stay awake when I’m asleep

[bootstrapnation]

‘Cause everything is never as it seems

[shoutout2allmyrealafrikans]

‘Cause I’d get a thousand hugs

[genderunknownatbirth]

From ten thousand lightning bugs

[skinnyxliv]

As they tried to teach me how to dance

[you-nasty-j-bitches]

A foxtrot above my head

[vikingmetal-prussia]

A sock hop beneath my bed

[jordanthediamonddingo]

I’m left speechless

[neonjude]

Why’d you interrupt us pardner

[pork-cutlet-phan]

What is wrong with you pardner

[nucleic-asshole]

Are you proud of what you’ve done pardner

[suntherians]

Pardner

[john-got-locked]

Pardner

[rainy-days-are-great-again]

Pardner

[shpenification]

Pardner

[fashizm]

Pardner

[cisphobiatestredux]

Pardner

[straightedgedhigh]

Pardner

[shoutout2allmyrealafrikans]

Pardner

[bootstrapnation]

Pardner

[genderunknownatbirth]

Pardner

[skinnyxliv]

Pardner

[pop-punk-princessx]

Pardner

[transbolishers]

Pardner

[lesbiansagainstsjw]

Pardner

[moupi]

Pardner

[sunshinebastard]

Pardner

[malpaislegate-deactivated201711]

when will the woody collective give me a blessing

[shower-anon-is-back]

Hey howdy hey!

[sunshinebastard]

Hey howdy hey!

[statsdead-deactivated20200602]

i trust woody more than i will ever trust staff

[medcnes]

Thanks Pardner!

[sunshinebastard]

Thanks Pardner!

[lumberjahn]

the woody collective has been going on for at least 2 years now but it’s just now spiking and people are noticing it now

[litwtc]

the real woody collective is the friends we made along the way

[neonjude]

You’ve got a friend in me, pal!

[secretdiningtips]

Sheriff

[naziism-blog1]

Boy howdy!

[eyebrowsmcswell-deactivated2017]

Boy howdy!

[skinheadgirl44]

Boy howdy!

[sunshinebastard]

Boy howdy!

[litwtc]

sheriff woody is a furry

[skinheadgirl44]

Excuse me, Pardner?

[litwtc]

piss kink lovin motherfucker

[skinheadgirl44]

A snake in your boot soon, Pardner.

[theauthorrwfoster]

A snake in your boot soon, Pardner.

[420-columbine-it]

A snake in your boot soon, Pardner.

[violentreb]

A snake in your boot soon, Pardner.

[crookedlyhopefulcheesecake]

A snake in your boot soon, Pardner.

[sunshinebastard]

A snake in your boot soon, Pardner.