oh snap

kiz / 20+ we post bullshit here sir

[lakevida]

opens my wallet and a very large and expensive looking moth flies out of it

[when-you-fail-again]

[kiwitchionline]

i got rlly high one time and needed to channel my hatred for mr beast into an image and i streamed myself making this while one of my friends watched and whimpered and sobbed

[goth-queen]

[sabertoothwalrus]

much appreciation for people who create ocs that are clearly derivative of The Character because even if the inspiration is clear, they had the self awareness that their headcanons had snowballed so far past character analysis into pure self indulgence that there was very little of source material left. and that’s beautiful. sometimes when you’re preoccupied playing touys it’s hard to take a step back and realize you’ve actually created something wonderful and new

[kosmogrl]

[gay-hrithik-roshan]

[i-draws-dinosaurs]

immediately and deeply obsessed with any mammal that adapts into the Sneefling Snorfer niche

Black and rufous sengi - Rhynchocyon petersi

Aardvark - Orycterops afer

Western long-beaked echidna - Zaglossus bruijnii

Star-nosed mole - Condylura cristata

Giant anteater - Myrmecophaga tridactyla

Russian desman - Desmana moschata

Short-beaked echidna - Tachyglossus aculeatus

[nunuisancenewt]

Lowland streaked tenrec, greater bilby, numbat, wild boar, greater pangolin, and nine banded armadillo for a few more examples :)

[fastwalker]

[ladystoneshart]

game of the year

[bisexualhunterbiden]

I need to remember that 90% of the people discussing politics on here are basically operating at this level of historical literacy.

[thancbread]

i love this reply in particular

[binturong-of-the-day]

The binturong of spring (the springturong)

[discordsparkle]

[skittynation]

i don’t think i edited this correctly

[homeboygirl]

unironically the only motivational poster that has ever worked for me

[cryptotheism]

Its cute when peoples understanding of Tumblr comes from screenshots of our best posts. They come here and post with a Screenshot Accent

[cryptotheism]

Hey if you're feeling anxious because of this post I just want you to know you're being watched like a hawk and everyone is making fun of you and every time you ever make a mistake we go out to the woods and write it down in excruciating detail upon a big ancient oak tree that has a record of all your mistakes and we are all beautiful with aesthetically pleasing cocks and holes and breasts and we make out and what flaws we have are romanticize-able-- unlike yours-- and we are all deft cooks who produce sensual meals while we think of your lesser actions and activities.

[cpericardium]

[biisauce]

I FOUND THEM

[transgenderer]

its kind of sad that bugs are so weak. it dishonors their noble biology. i guess this is is why crustaceans are so admirable. imagine for a moment, an unsquishable bug. such is the way of the crab