nothing if not obsessive

✩ oxford comma enthusiast ao3: g_minor_mozart

[sabitchhh]

everyone is trying to take your oxford comma away from you. don't give them that satisfaction, reward, or pleasure.

[wiz4rdkiss3r]

[theunsubtleknife]

Something about young-Ishmael being so unfamiliar with tattoos that he's baffled by Queequeg's facial tattoos, and narrator-Ishmael having tattooed himself so much that he's in danger of running out of space

[occhiofino]

ishmael: ok so I ended up sharing a bed with queequeg after all

fujo landlord: how was it

[cherrybearryy]

bro tashtego lost so much aura when he fell into the whale sperm and queequeg had to save him

[occhiofino]

elijah in moby dick represents the rereader who knows how the story ends and desperately doesn't want ishmael and queequeg to get on the boat this time. maybe this time can be different 🥲

[weepingwidar]

David Shrigley (British, 1968) - I've Never Seen You (2020)

[temothylol]

if i came to investigate a case and the main suspect was named “judas duplicitous” i’d throw in the towel dude

[thedykeparade]

[dindjarism]

ANGEL COULBY as GUINEVERE PENDRAGON

BBC MERLIN | 5.01 Arthur's Bane: Part One

[swagvo1d]

heartbroken, each morning when it's me who turns it off

[fellshish]

not even a kiss in the old man yaoi au

[fellshish]

david tennant’s tearful zoomed in face is all over my dash. nature is healing

[suavce]

noel's lament lineup !

[hypotenussy]

the number 1 rule of fanfic is have fun and be yourself. the number 2 rule is the average healthy adult male can lose roughly 2 liters of blood before dying.

[sadmortician]

beach episode when

[senatortedcruz]

Listening to songs and thinking about something the songs aren’t about