meg

[palepixi-deactivated20210413]

[coffeecaine]

[sunshinesoup]

thank you for your service

[friends-daily]

2020

[whitepeopletwitter]

[upschittcreek]

[zuge-deactivated20131228]

i cant wait to be a piece of shit w/ a bachelors degree

[roy-kent]

me, handing in my essays:

[prozc]

me: wants to play multiple instruments, create art, speak multiple languages, etc.

me: lays on the floor face down for an hour instead

[cheruib]

breaking news: ur actually gonna make it through and everything will turn out just fine

[byjove]

you’ve heard of: getting emotionally attached to your roomba

now get ready for: genuinely mourning the mars rover like a deceased loved one  

[stuck-inasmalltown]

i don’t mean to be political, but what if everyone had basic human rights

[thirteensdyke]

glinda: why miss elphaba look at you. you’re beautiful

elphaba:

[sunshinesoup]

this is what keeps me up at night

[sunshinesoup]

i love you chelsea emma franko

[rottenfaery-deactivated20190708]

“Just trust your gut”

Pal I have anxiety, my gut is literally always telling me to abort mission

[shiranuiis]

elphaba isn’t wearing her glasses in all of act II. can she even see??? Is she ok

[shiranuiis]

‘i don’t even know what i’m reading’ well that explains it

[thepwhale]

It’s like the “bring back from the dead” and “turn into a scarecrow” spells were next to each other and she just read the wrong one because it was blurry as fuck

[wicked-shitposts]

Elphaba: Bitch.

The Wizard: Blocked.

Elphaba: Wait unblock me it’s important.

The Wizard: Unblocked.

Elphaba: Bitch.