[arandomthot]

I feel attacked

[shutupmerlin]

A series of events:

1. I put in an Annual Leave request form almost 3 weeks ago and my boss has not approved it yet

2. I went into my office today and replaced every single writing utensil with crayons in preparation for April Fools Day on Monday

3. Whilst searching for pens to remove, I found my unsigned Annual Leave form in my boss’s drawer

4. I placed my unsigned Annual Leave form in a photo frame and put in on his desk

5. The frame I used was from a photo of his kids that I deemed less important than my Leave form

6. My boss sometimes goes into the office on Saturdays to work

7.

[aerialsquid]

I appreciate the context of 1-6 or else 7 might have had some very concerning implications.

[maelwife]

if I had a wrestling persona they would be part demon part pharmacist and their name would be DVS (like CVS but pronounced Devious) and their catchphrase would be Welcome To The Harmacy

[dslite-deactivated20191102]

me: does anything

the mean 15 year old girl who lives inside my brain:

[michigrim]

This middle aged man is checking out catgirls on Yellow Tumblr

[justintaco]

Aren’t we all

[littleguymart]

(source)

[badassdemonsword]

How the hell could they get away with this

[sexhaver]

[synthient]

[animalcrossingpocketcamps]

Ugly Animal Jail

[silver-tongues-blog]

The only ugly animal I see is the pig

[ferretteeth]

i wanted to share maybe the funniest thing ive ever read with you guys

[revenantbird]

[cartoonfreack]

[sassy-saiyajin]

the world is a beautiful place

[free-range-tiddies]

Me: *Walks by a smoker*

Me:

[weyland-yutanideathsquads]

Imagine having lungs that can't deal with some smoke

[squidwardhentaicles]

Imagine smelling like shit literally all the time

[sweetmangochutney]

I thought you guys were talking about like... a meat smoker. Like a large grill for meats. I was so concerned as to why everyone in the comments was so up in arms at people having a BBQ that I forgot cigarettes were even a thing.

[lesbianatlarge]

[pissvortex]

[pissvortex]

[unclefather]

[anthonycrowleymoved]

i have an image i made last night while Not Sober that’s technically accurate but it mentions 9/11 so i will show it to you but you’re not allowed to get mad at me if you think it’s insensitive for mentioning 9/11

[anthonycrowleymoved]

this image is accurate but i hate that i know that

[angelicspaceprince]

Im so confused

[anthonycrowleymoved]

gerard way personally witnessed the twin towers falling while on a ferry to new york city. this event inspired him to start my chemical romance. as a result, stephanie meyer used him and the band’s music for inspiration for twilight. as a result of that book, el james wrote a twilight fanfic that eventually became the best selling book fifty shades of grey.

[anthonycrowleymoved]

the reviews are in

[teathattast]

the council