Where the Random Things Are

I'll just keep the description short and simple. I basically blog random things I like. I have a theory no one will actually read this....so blah blah blah blah blah. Cats.

[depsidase]

[zoesupreme]

Back when I worked at walgreens I didn't know witch hazel was a real thing people would come in asking for it and I'd be like yeah it's on aisle 3 next to the wolfsbane and eye of newt you fucking idiot bastard

[zoesupreme]

By talos this can't be happening again

[only-cat-memes]

[alessandriana]

[gayvampyr]

“paid subscription with ads” is fucking crazy. if you pay for a service and then get served an ad on said service you should be allowed to pipe bomb its executive at no legal risk

[happyheidi]

𝖲𝗇𝗈𝗐 𝖼𝖺𝗍𝗌 ❄️

𝗑 - 𝗑 / 𝗑 - 𝗑 / 𝗑 - 𝗑

[spider-manifhewentbythey-them]

Giggling at this coming from a married man 😭

[programmerhumour]

Easier than submitting a bug report

[ruinedchildhood]

[kiwi-kuns-art-tumb]

Capitalism. Specifically, companies can't market to children, and it's easier to resell a metal shoebox than a building with any level of identity.

[ruinedchildhood]

[crippled-peeper]

every single school teacher should get paid $300,000 a year minimum and ICE agents should all die simultaneously in agony. this is my congressional budget plan

[animentality]

[anarchistmemedistro]

[weaselle]

i’ve said it before and i’ll say it again: what we want is for these things to be run like a HOUSEHOLD… a home. A household still has a budget and an income and resources to manage; all the moving parts are the same but the focus is different.

a business will let every person in it die a terrible death if it makes the business profit. A household will spend it’s last dollar to keep the people in it safe and healthy.

A household will use money as a resource to add value to the lives of the people in the household. A business will use people as a resource to add monetary value to the business

We don’t want a government run like a business, we want a country run like a household. Because we live here.

[ojibwa]

every time i remember that photo of the little inuk girl with her puppy i engage in inconsolable hysterics

[ojibwa]

this is it. this is the photo of all time

[supreme-leader-stoat]

SNUG

[wrenchinator-central]

Comfy even

[animentality]

[serendipitouslyyyyyy]

whenever this comes up i like to remind people that harry going back to the abusive dursleys every year was treated by the narrative as something necessary and good because they're his family after all, and percy jackson gave his mom medusa's head so that she could turn her abusive husband to stone and sell his remains as a sculpture to pay for her degree and that was framed as a good decision without remorse. and that's the difference between hp and pjo as stories i think

[villainessbian]

Rick Riordan received the Stonewall Book Award while rowling's friends are nazis, if that helps

[nongunktional]

when i first heard about the male loneliness epidemic i was like oh yeah close camaraderie and bonding between men is often discouraged in favor of competition or, if not discouraged, at least filtered through a lens of individualism that precludes deep connections. and then i learned what people meant by it (men arent getting laid) to which i say skill issue

[roaldamundsen]

stuffed animal contest

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

This restores a bit of my faith in humanity <3

[maggierobots]

Should have brought Blahaj to this...

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

Awwwwwww

There is always next time <3

[escuerzoresucitado]

[teobug]

You get there and all the pretty boys look up from drinking from the reservoir and gallop away like gazelle

[senatortedcruz]

one of my most firmly held beliefs is there's no such thing as an inappropriate book for a kid and people try to debate me saying like buhhhhhh I shouldnt have been reading the things I did when I was a kid and it's like cool but did you die??? did anything bad happen to you?? or were you allowed to think about what you did and didn't know and walk away when something got too intense or whatever.

[senatortedcruz]

Lemme take this a step further: when people talk about whatever big adult book they shouldn’t have been reading: why shouldn’t you have been reading it? Were you curious about something? Did it teach you something or offer new perspectives?? Were you entertained for hours having fun?? Let’s discuss!

[moodringsformushrooms]

that’s a good one