What is my whole life I mean seriously???

AJ. He/Him. 25. Holy shit. I’ve been around for a quarter of a century.

[goosetooths]

bro has been hanging on by the skin of his gd teeth for 6000 years. i would assume he is teetering on the razor's edge of a breakdown at any given moment

[lokutofu]

A totally unbiased opinion!

[ninalinovna]

worth it 🤷

[wilmvandrr]

a single mum who works two jobs who loves her kids and never stops!!!! immaaa survivorrr

[radondoran]

Visit Original Link

[prospit-dreemurr]

MOTHER OF GOD

[t-temmy]

ARE YOU FUCKIN

[enoshiitma-deactivated20141017]

OH GOD ITS BACK

[thesylverlining]

DEAR GOD THIS IS ONE OF MY FAVORITE TUMBLR POSTS IN EXISTENCE.

YOU THINK JUST THE NOISE IS FUNNY AND FITS WITH THE GIF REALLY WELL

BUT THEN

THEN

THE LYRICS START

seriously i have almost crashed my car into a telephone pole, becuase I suddenly thought of this post and started laughing uncontrollably

[bmj-arts]

World’s Finest? More like World’s Fruitiest

[memewhore]

[insufferablepirate]

Sound ON!!

[partywithponies]

Women can write m/m. Men can write f/f. Asexuals can write filthy smut. Lesbians and gay men can write m/f. It's all arbitrary anyway. Who give a shit.

[partywithponies]

"Oh but they don't have an experience of-" I don't have any experience committing or solving murders either but that's still mostly what I read and write about.

[rmhashauthor]

I've never banged an alien but here we are.

[partywithponies]

You've never banged an alien yet! There's always time!

[sensiblereblogifposts]

Reblog if you've never banged an alien yet

[wormbraind]

the teen titans powersets are so crazy because it’s like. girl whose father is the devil, from the bible. girl who can make the earth swallow you. alien princess with laser beams. boy who can do a backflip

[vergak]

[ambientlemon]

No offense but all the Germans in the comments explaining why this isn’t funny is the funniest part of this to me

[kira-astra-infinitum]

Like of course I know it means "We're looking for you". But why are you looking for them? To such their dich?

[sensiblereblogifposts]

Reblog if it's to such their dich

[frownyalfred]

crack fic idea where Dick has to take over for Bruce on patrol last minute in the suit and nobody thinks to give Selina a heads up so she corners Dick-as-Batman on a rooftop and gets .5 seconds through her ridiculously sexual opening line before her eyes widen, she physically backtracks, and they both stare at each other in horror as they realize, simultaneously, exactly what was about to happen.

(Selina has a minor crisis and has to be consoled [“I knew you when you were eleven”] and Dick tries to make it better by saying he isn’t that much younger than Bruce. which makes it much, much worse)

[frownyalfred]

[anxietyproblem]

[westmansion]

son of a bitch when you spend money the money goes AWAy

[anxietyproblem]

[frownyalfred]

Bruce, to Stephanie during training: you can't wear your hair down during a fight, it's going to be used against you. it's unsafe.

---

Stephanie, to Tim 20 min later in the Sally's Beauty Supply: so I want the longest blond extensions they have, and I want you to braid them into my hair as this kind of handhold thingie? and then you can grab it and launch me across the room during a fight so I have extra momentum, and --

Tim: this sounds perfectly reasonable and like it’ll piss off Bruce so I’m in

[livebloggingmydescentintomadness]

i’m sorry but this is fucking hilarious

[shamelesslymkp]

@frownyalfred just reblogged this with the tag #this but with the batkids and jason and first of all, holy shit, yes; second of all, why has this never shown up in any of the incorrect batman quote blogs I follow??

[frownyalfred]

Lol I feel like this would make a great fic, where damian accidentally maybe injures someone a tad too much with his sword and calls Jason and Jason’s ready to go off on him for being reckless (love my secretly protective jason) and then he sees damian crying a little and hiding it so he just shoots the guy and is like “hey hey hey it’s okay, it’s okay, see? I shot him, it’s fine, you’re gonna be fine—“

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

the phantom of the opera and the hunchback of notre dame? opposite ends of same spectrum 

[fan-grell-411]

And beauty and beast falls somewhere in the middle

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

someone do a graph

[bemusedlybespectacled]

you rang?

[feral-bard]

I couldn’t resist

[project-fandom-leap]

This is the science I’m here for