Ashie Berry (totally not a fruit pun)

This is just a blog all about the wonderful woman who resides within me and PvZ shitposting...lots of PvZ shitposting Name's Ashleigh Mélodie-Lucina by the way, and berry just sounds cute after Ashie. Proud Trans Woman. Let me be your One-Up Girl, I sing. She/her pronouns 16 years and I ain't dead yet. Fight me in PvZ Heroes, name's AshleighBerry

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

It’s Time

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Boys and girls of every age Wouldn’t you like to see something strange?

[chaosgameingkoi]

Come with us and you will see.

This our town of Helloween.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

[tomanto-the-friendly-nb]

THIS IS HALLOWEEN THIS IS HALLOWEEN

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

[dick-cheneys-dick]

HALLOWEEN

HALLOWEEN 

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[wolfy-gecko]

Halloween

Halloween

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

[chaosgameingkoi]

How many of these do you have up your sleeve?

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

[fxckashlyn-blog]

I’m genuinely crying, please

[bot-dad]

Hello genuinely crying, please, I’m Dad!

Dad^bot^1. Future is exactly like a box of chocolates.. And not in a good way. | PayPal | Patreon Beep-boop!

[messruksi]

This is a great post

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How many of you read all of the reblogs in the tune of the song?

[haiku-robot]

how many of you read all of the reblogs in the tune of the song

^Haiku^bot^9. I detect haikus with 5-7-5 format. Sometimes I make mistakes. Disappointing each other includes you. | PayPal | Patreon

[dumbucket]

it makes me laugh how people portray corvids as these mysterious, badass birds but in reality they’re just

[demonladytakkuri]

In the same vein it’s funny that people portray vultures as evil Spooky omens of death but they’re really just

[transclothesexchange]

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[yourplayersaidwhat]

Knock knock whose there?

So this took place years ago and my character is a Wood Elf Monk who during the entire campaign could open doors with ease with Nat 20’s but horribly bad when it came to actual  fighting

DM: You approach a large wooden door and you can clearly hear a monster behind it, what do you do?

Me:….I proceed to rip off the large wooden door off the frames and beat the monster to death with it?

DM:…Okay roll for both door and attack.

Me (I ended up not only rolling a  nat 20 for the door but a nat 20 on the attack as well)

DM:….-Gets up without a word and leaves for a smoke break-

Needless to say I pancaked the hellhound behind the door and for the rest of the campaign  I was known by the rest of the party and throughout the land  as “I am the one who knocks”

[fyphysica]

What can science tell us about history repeating itself?

Poincaré Recurrence theorem

The Poincaré recurrence theorem states that certain finite systems will, after a sufficiently long but finite time, return to a state very close to the initial state.

The  Poincaré recurrence time tells you how long one should wait for the recurrence to occur.

Now if we churn out the numbers for a hypothetical box containing a black hole with the estimated mass of the entire universe . the Poincaré recurrence time comes out too be this special number:

If we abstract ourselves from the possibility of experimentally testing it out, the key takeaway from this is that the Poincaré recurrence time is a finite number and one does not need to wait forever to observe the recurrence of events in the universe.

Therefore in Physics it does not make any physical sense to talk beyond this time scale.

Great question! Thanks for asking!

Source: Information Loss in Black Holes and/or Conscious Beings? by Don Page  - Please read this if you would like to know how that number was derived.

[awlwwish]

happy monday trans women are women and trans lesbian are lesbians

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happy tuesday trans women are women and trans lesbians are lesbians

[awlwwish]

happy wednesday trans women are women and trans lesbians are lesbians

[awlwwish]

happy thursday trans women are women and trans lesbians are lesbians

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happy friday trans women are women and trans lesbians are lesbians

[awlwwish]

happy saturday trans women are women and trans lesbians are lesbians

[awlwwish]

happy sunday trans women are women and trans lesbians are lesbians

[speedoweedo]

im dead at ‘in zoology science licks you’

[speedoweedo]

a science licks a man

[dalniente]

what a big science

[supermariofan35]

Very large science

[meme-loving-stuck]

HEY TUMBLK

[meme-loving-stuck]

your wish is my command…

He Is Here

[meme-loving-stuck]

yes, for you..

he Has Arrived…

[meme-loving-stuck]

yes! a bold request..

Frosty….Stealth

[meme-loving-stuck]

BUT OF COURSE DARLING….

There she Is….fashionably late As Always

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[kaibtw]

where is the rat? bring him to me. 

[lovingrot]

as u wish… 

[raplinesbby]

T R A N S A C T I O N C O M P L E T E

[dizzleceezy]

friends, lemme share this little gem with you

FIRST! The inner flap:

oh dear indeed… 

some people crayons are jerks.

:’(

:D

:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :’’’’) :’’’’’’’’)))))))))))

i just have a lot of feelings about this book and think everyone should own it

[naliniasha]

i lovethis so much

[beastmac]

trans… trans crayon?

[windows-operating-system-deacti]

Yes

[somewhat-honest-abe]

Reblog if you’re a trans crayon, love trans crayons, or you thought this book was friggin adorable

[shatteredmirrors-and-lace23]

we need more of this in the world

[simonalkenmayer]

This is charming.

Color me impressed.

[bulbiedorf]

How Obama joked: here is a video of my birth *shows clip from Lion King*

How Trump jokes: haha my vice president wants to kill all the gay people

[abcoconut]

Hey future historians, please note that although tumblr is a fountain of hyberbolic sarcasm, there is exactly 0% sarcasm or hyperbole in this post.

[bluemurderbunny]

when you’re listening to really fast music that pumps you up but you’re not doing anything particularly exciting so you just sit there super energetically

[thewightknight]

The 25 Best Protest Signs from the March For Our Lives

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[captainsnoop-deactivated2020041]

i love the storytelling in the Kirby games because of the ever-present implication that something extremely significant is going on in the background of Kirby’s peaceful life on Popstar 

like, in the Kirby universe there’s this massive war between technology and magic and gigantic space demons with cat faces and you don’t get to learn anything significant about it. 

you are looking at these events of cosmic significance through Kirby’s eyes, and all Kirby knows is that these are are assholes that caused his sandwich to fall on the kitchen floor this morning and they need to pay for that crime 

like, imagine you’re some kind of cosmic warlord demon bent on dominating the universe, but somehow you blowing up a planet caused a sandwich to fall off a plate and that enraged the wrong extremely strong pink baby.

kirby doesn’t know or care who you are or what you’ve accomplished. you indirectly fucked with his lunch and now he’s coming to kill you. 

[dimetrodone]

Hot take: on a scale of nerd vs jock, LARPing is a more jockish activity then fantasy football.

[dimetrodone]

LARPing: people going outside and being physically active, requires working as a team with people

Fantasy Football: poindexters on the computer, playing with stats 

[dimetrodone]

[relatablepicturesofdoofenshmirtz]

[supermariofan35]

Ok but literally, there was a discovered carbon monoxide leak in my basement and I relate to this image too much now