A Top Of Discernable Taste

http://ko-fi.com/wildething NSFW 18+only. They/them. Where fandoms come to smut. Send me a prompt.

[schrissdd]

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[dateamonster]

[goodnightguys]

[butchesanddykesandqueersohmy]

I am once again furious there isn't a dyke version of grindr

[butchesanddykesandqueersohmy]

This gem shan't be hidden in the tags because I feel this in my soul

[benihana-circumcision]

ppl saying "her" or "lex"... nooo babygirl . noooo

those are both "Tinder" for "Sapphickxs" (weird rigamarole and elaborate pageantry for mid sex after like a week of 5-hour-gap-in-responses texting w someone about star signs or spider plants or whagever)

We need a location-based 3-wide, infinite-scroll gallery of instantly-messageable Meat where u can wake up at 3am to a notif from a psychosexually maladjusted lipstick cougar w "NO THINS NO MASCS" in bio sending you a greasy-lens'd strap photo saying "MOMMY WANTS TO TREAT U RIIIIGHT HMU"

[yourfriendlyneighborhoodcatfish]

rule

[capribornio]

#'imagine a bear calling you a good dog' is like 80% of sex on this website lmao (via @vergess)

[zeelatunes]

thought of a really lame joke

[mielnah-deactivated20220722]

are they... you know...? *makes a stabbing motion*

[hellboundheart]

[shane-actually]

sent an ass pic to a guy visiting from england and got the most unwaveringly british response

[antpenis]

[brinstarboy-deactivated20231231]

Not to be Ancient Greek on main but does anyone else get a strong urge to strip down, get wine drunk, and wrestle around with the boys every now and then?

[tyanis]

Kinda feel like there's some untapped meme/reaction image potential from old horror movie trailers...

[conzoop]

Me in the pussy if im being honest

[daughter-of-sapph0]

wait a minute! this isn't women's professional wresting! this is lesbian sex!

[mittensv]

[cipheramnesia]

Wrestling fans ask me about my sex life like, "So which one of you is the heel and which one of you is the face?"

[nudityandnerdery]

[edgebug]

need a bi4bi t4t m/f pairing where the girl is a giant freak and not in the "cute manic pixie" way but in the "unethical experiments in my fucked up laboratory" way and the guy is a golden retriever who thinks he can fix her. and he brings her cute bento lunches and she's like "bradley shut up put on your fucking gloves and hold this possum down so i can graft these giant grasshopper legs to it"

[edgebug]

your brain is unfathomably colossal

[achesspiece]

so my fridge is covered in femboy pinups i got when i was a subscriber to this porn artist's patreon and i just have like so many femboy pinups and also a furry pinup on my fridge it really is quite erotic

and my wifi password is "onthefridge"

so whenever someone new comes over and i offer to let them use the wifi i tell them the password is "onthefridge" and they go and look at the fridge and are met with all this femboy ass and are like where is it there's a lot of stuff here and i reiterate it's onthefridge and they go where!!! and i come over and type "onthefridge" into their phone and they get so mad

[kaijuno]

[kittykattaffy]

Yeah, that doesn't prevent pregnancy.

[kaijuno]

Dfgajagakala it’s so you don’t get a UTI 😂

[jabberwockypie]

*facepalm* So, given that sex ed in the US is a tire fire:

Vagina-having people have a shorter urethra, which means we’re more prone to UTIs because the bacteria doesn’t have to travel as far to get up into your bladder and cause a problem.

Which means if you’re exposing your bits to bacteria (as with sex), peeing will flush out bacteria in the urethra. (Urine isn’t actually sterile - that’s a myth - but you’re *supposed to* have a little bit of bacteria - that’s how bodies work. But it still flushes things out that shouldn’t be there.)

Oh! You should ALSO pee after you masturbate, especially if it involves penetration with fingers/toys/etc

[jabberwockypie]

So I’ve blocked like five transphobes on this post, which I feel should have been relatively uncontroversial.

If you’re one of the people saying “You meant ‘women’”, fuck you. I meant “people who have a vagina, regardless of their gender or lack thereof”, and you can go fuck yourself with a cactus.

And you should pee afterward, so you don’t get a UTI.

[dragongirlthing]

every hypersexual tranny freak deserves another tranny as equally horny and kinky and freaky as they are. several of them, in fact. this is paramount to a healthy and fulfilling lifestyle i believe

[valmillion]

[kristina100000]

[regicide1997]

Happy Sick Bitch Sunday

[pointnclick]

if we see each other in public the secret code is this