[tyrannosaurus-rex]

[geniusbee]

these are getting weird

[cutecipher]

basketball players fight over the basketball because they are hypnotized before each game to believe it is their egg

[whip-cream-and-fruit]

[raccoonmilf]

Why does my dad text like this??? Who taught him this??

[charl0ttan]

dog i gotta move like yesterday

[woodwool]

severely deficient in whatever vitamin makes u a person

[theconcealedweapon]

[maarvarq]

Always bear in mind that there is absolutely no legitimate evidence that Luigi was actually the one who killed the insurance company guy.

[theconcealedweapon]

Of course he wasn't. He was at a party with me that day.

[tiny-space-whale]

No but like literally, actually. All bits aside.

He didn't do it.

The cops very clearly planted evidence on him because they had to make an arrest because all eyes were on them and whoever actually did the deed was making them look stupid.

Why would the real killer hero have kept the weapon on his person and traveled two states over while carrying it and a manifesto in his bag, conveniently turning the crime into a federal matter? The same guy whose bag they found in a park, filled with monopoly money? Why did the police turn off their bodycams, take Luigi's stuff, drive a block away, turn their bodycams back on, go back into the restaurant, and then arrest him?

From the moment of his arrest, even left-of-center media has been presuming his guilt without examining anything (e.g. calling him "the killer" instead of "alleged" or "accused") and then when I say he didn't do it, the nearest person chimes in with some quip that tells me they think he did do it but should go free anyway. Don't get me wrong, I would have the same attitude if he had done it. But he didn't. It makes me feel like the only sane person in the world, even among my staunchly leftist friends.

[boomer-mythology-destroyer]

[mygfthinksimhandsome]

This is what we should put on the wall in kindergarten classes, not that stupid alphabet nonsense

[nyancrimew]

im so hungry i could eat a meal

[t4timekeeper]

[targetedknowledge]

[oneterabyteofkilobyteage]

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archived on 2009-04-27 12:28:26

[silvaurum]

basketball dracula isn't real dude he can't-- *sudden squeaking noises from the shadows*

[bonivers]

(girl who is already extremely private) i think i need to Move In More Silence

[egberts]

i got that dog in me but it's poorly socialized and i don't take it on as many walks as i should

[risk-repeater]

this job market is a fucking nightmare