[sludgebitch]

YOU STUPID FUCKING DICKHEAD!!!!! YOU SHOULD HAVE GONE THROUGH THE x10 GATE NOT THE x2!!!! YOU WON'T HAVE ENOUGH MEN!!! IT'S ALL FUCKED!!!!!!!!

[feldfrog]

Stop, drop, and roll also works when you are wet. It sort of spreads the water over the floor

[phantomrose96]

Get your ducks in a row. Now get them in a circle. Get them in a Socratic seminar with that duck in the middle. Get them in a mosh pit. Get them moshing. Get them moshing.

[barbaricjester]

I love the word "beeline." youre in such a hurry youre doing bug movement

[butchniqabi]

a broken link is a kind of dead wife

[gayvampyr]

trying to explain why i like horror to people who don’t: ok so you know how it’s fun to be deeply disturbed and unsettled

[undying-princess]

they're executing the count from sesame street for violating the masquerade

[itmeansalot]

you gotta come to the club man drinks are $18 and were all on our phones googling dog surgery

[mysterycat-official]

this is my favourite tweet of all time

[themysteriousmurasamecastle]

hey.. two people were asking about you… so i gave them your address and phone number… their names were Skeletal Warrior and Skeletal Ice Mage

[r0zeclawz]

reading dnis is a great way to learn words that no one has ever used and might not even be real

[slimetony]

My doctor insists i cant eat clown food and that its bad for me

[dezposts]

What even is clown food?

[slimetony]

The food that they feed clowns to keep them docile and colorful

[akashicrecord]

Learning And Growing Dot Com

[akashicrecord]

Forward Slash Healing

[loveridden1999]

person (non-practicing)

[magicalnursekomugi]

[sneepsnorp3d]

major traffic incident

[medievaljournalist]

every bad thing in the entire world is due to the dark sorcerer if we just kill the dark sorcerer i bet everything will be amazing something amazing will happen