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dirt enthusiast
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Product Placement

blake kathryn

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@theartofmadeline
hello vonnie
tumblr dot com
Monterey Bay Aquarium

JVL
Today's Document
DEAR READER

shark vs the universe
Peter Solarz
sheepfilms

titsay

Love Begins
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me

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@superwholockwarrior
good things will happen 🧿
things that are meant to be will fall into place 🧿
THIS ONE FUCKING WORKS. REBLOG IT.
this for real fucking works
Apparently this one fuckin works, and who am I to argue with the collective agreement of tumblr. Will report back if good things happen.
wow you got to the red stop light faster and more dangerously than anyone else. should we throw a party?? should we call nascar
I sent this to my dad, who's been a boiler tech for 30 years.
“Of the two ways you can explode a boiler, that’s the best one” isn’t the comfort your father thinks it is
Dog refuses to get out of bed then proceeds to fall asleep looking after baby
(Source)
videos like this are the reason i love tumblr
This made me laugh for a couple of minutes it is so hilarious and cute!
This made my day:33
Every time I like or reblog a post, I leave a little bit of man residue on it
Every time I reply or add commentary to a reblog, that’s five times as much man residue
Me following your blog means your whole blog has man residue
I’m spreading it everywhere
@jaekaeyay here ya go
oh my fucking god. she’s unironically saying men have cooties
Now that this has blown up, I want everyone reblogging it to know their blog has man residue on it
Reblog to get man residue on your blog
Hello Gordon!
Stay alive
Me: :D
WHERE IS MY SON
Me: Oh
i’m the one that ran back to the start, because that’s who i am
LOOK AT LOGAN HANDSOME PANTS
please watch this with sound if you’re sad
This absolutely works and provides you free amusement
This absolutely works and provides you free amusement
NO REALLY, TRY IT. Try it with any kind of inappropriate humor. Sexist, racist, homophobic, all of it. Look at them blankly, say, “I don’t get it.” And watch the discomfort with the old timey pleasure of a rich old lady wearing pearls.
Rebloging this for the GIRLS with the nervous laughs. THIS IS FOR ALL THE UNCOMFORTABLE SITUATIONS. For the WOMAN too humiliated to say anything.
And if you laugh in uncomfortable situations. Follow it up and ask what they mean.
Boys are allowed to be feminine and that includes trans boys, pass it on. Girls are allowed to be masculine and that includes trans girls, pass it on. Nonbinaries are allowed to use feminine or masculine expression, pass it on.
Hey, do me a solid and really pass this on. Please give this lots of notes, thanks.
Dormant Predators
This is why I have this. Even if they can get the lock opened they can’t push the door open. Got it at Lowes for $20.
reblog for that last bit to save a life
If you’re like me and have a large gap under your front door (someone could take a stick and just poke the leaning stick style door jam out), I recommend the Addalock. It’s small, perfect for traveling, and this lock is CRAZY. It’s so simple but the door does not move.
You can’t see it from the other side, either. It also cost about $20, and I can’t recommend it enough. Easy to travel with, too! Great for Air BnBs!
That’s why I have these on my doors. They get drilled into the side and once its flipped over the door nothing is getting it open. Not the door being unlocked nothing, I’ve unlocked the door and pulled and pushed as hard as I could and it didn’t budge. When I go on a trip this is what I use and when I’m home I leave it on too. No one is getting in here.
Okay I know that it is necessary for many but what do you do if you need medical attention and you’re not able to open the door from the inside? Can the fire department get through these at least? Â
Yes. The fire department can and will break down your door if necessary, it’s one of the reasons they have axes; it’s entirely possible for door frames to melt/expand/seize or otherwise become unopenable during a house fire but the door itself can be hacked down. Or the window. In rare cases, the wall. Firefighters don’t fuck around with collateral damage when lives are at stake.
Sharing for all the safety items!!
Informative. Please share!
I watched danganronpa v1 for the first time
I feel honored
Here's my son
@thatsthat24
gender: whatever michaels got going on
LKGHJKLFGHASDFGHK
Chaotic chaotic: My character Michael
Evil evil: your character Micheal
True, he's horrible