The Broodiest of the Dinobot Brood

WHAT YOU WANT WITH ME, SNARL? ((-This is an ask/RP blog for G1 snarl -tracking surlysaurus)). 

[slvdge]

Me Sludge can count 10.

[medicalmurdersaurus]

Eleven :>

[kingasaurusrex]

Ten.

[surly-saurus]

Twelve

[tomatofaceasaurus]

FUCK YOU GUYS 

[surly-saurus]

That not number.

[medicalmurdersaurus]

Him Snarl right. It words. 

[tomatofaceasaurus]

SHUT UP

[surly-saurus]

That word too.

Two word.

[slvdge]

Me Sludge can count 10.

[medicalmurdersaurus]

Eleven :>

[kingasaurusrex]

Ten.

[surly-saurus]

Twelve

[tomatofaceasaurus]

FUCK YOU GUYS 

[surly-saurus]

That not number.

[slvdge]

Me Sludge can count 10.

[medicalmurdersaurus]

Eleven :>

[kingasaurusrex]

Ten.

[surly-saurus]

Twelve

[princeofdarkmount]

He's a DINObot

Who’s a Dinobot?

[surly-saurus]

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Originally posted by castlewyvern

AND ME GRIMLOCK KING!

YOU GRIMLOCK BITCH 

Him Grimlock whiny bitch.

NOBODY ASK YOU SNARL OR YOU SLAGS DUMB O-PIN-YUN!

*Stares

*and then punches in the arm*

[princeofdarkmount]

He's a DINObot

Who’s a Dinobot?

[tomatofaceasaurus]

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Yeh. There also him snarl, him sludge and her slash.

…

So there’s… six of you dinobots total?

*shrugs

Her Slash come from not know where. Him Ratchet and him Wheeljack not make her… oh him Paddles too. Him small, go wooooooooo.

Alright, so there’s at the very least seven of you, all different shapes and sizes apparently.  ….wonderful.

Originally posted by castlewyvern

AND ME GRIMLOCK KING!

YOU GRIMLOCK BITCH 

[surly-saurus]

Him Grimlock whiny bitch.

[surly-saurus]

Why him Grimlock whine about teeth?

[medicalmurdersaurus]

Him Grimlock want coolest teeth.

But Him Soundwave have really really awesome teeth.

Bob teeth cool too. And Spiderbot! But Him Soundwave PURPLE teeth.

It neat :>

[surly-saurus]

:U

Me Snarl want see purple teeth.

[surly-saurus]

Why him Grimlock whine about teeth?

[kingasaurusrex]

Why you Snarl not mind him business!?

…..

Me not WHINING!

[surly-saurus]

Weeeeeeh,

Me Grimlock teeth not sharp like him bug or him Soundwave.

Whine whine whine whine.

[surly-saurus]

Why him Grimlock whine about teeth?

[princeofdarkmount]

He's a DINObot

Who’s a Dinobot?

[kingasaurusrex]

Me Grimlock Dinobot!

[tomatofaceasaurus]

Me Slag Dinobot!! 

[medicalmurdersaurus]

Me Swoop :>

[surly-saurus]

Me Snarl.

[medicalmurdersaurus]

so what does grimlock mean then?

Uhhhhhhhh…..

Dunno!

It not very good name for meaning stuff.

[surly-saurus]

Him Grimlock look grim. Lock mean stuck. Him stuck grim.

[slvdge]

What virgin?

[rustedservos]

it you

[slvdge]

Me Sludge dinobot, not virgin.

[kingasaurusrex]

Them Virgin phone service. Me Grimlock see them commercials.

[slvdge]

Me Sludge not phone service either.

….

Me Sludge want virgin phone. Make calls.

[surly-saurus]

Them Virgin airline.

[alacritysparked]

Trick or treat :I

“Don’t worry Snarl, I’ve got something nice for you.”

And that nice thing is a little bouquet of rust sticks, tied up with a red bow.

[surly-saurus]

Wow. Fancy. But the fancy doesn’t matter as much to a Dinobot.

That’s one more to the tally.

“Thank you.”

[chillintel]

Trick or treat :I

Oh, scrap. He wasn’t at all prepared for this.

“What’s your costume?” Windchill asked to buy himself time. He wanted to say it was an impression of Bumblebee, but knowing that he, himself, would be offended at such an assertion he chose not to voice it.

[surly-saurus]

He says, “Me Snarl am yellow ranger,” as if it’s the most obvious thing in the world.

Duh.

“Him Swoop pink Ranger. Us do treat thing.”

The bag absurdly teeny bag is held out in massive, massive hands.

[chillintel]

“Ohhhhhhhh.” His optics lit up, being a Power Rangers fan himself. It was good that he’d kept his mouth shut.

“That’s cool. Uh,” well, here goes. “I don’t have anything resembling a treat on me. Guess we’ll have to take the trick option.”

[surly-saurus]

:U

Oooooh. No one’s suggested that yet tonight.

“What trick? Give me Snarl.”

[autobot-scout-riella]

Trick or treat :I

Trick or Treat | Accepting

Oh. Another Dinobot. She really shouldn’t be surprised.

“Three energon candies for you too, I suppose.” Hey, it worked on the last one. They’re not fancy and they’re not pumpkins, but they’re good.

[surly-saurus]

It’s all the same. Snarl appreciates the simple things. No need for frills and fancy slag.

“Thank you,” is the nigh insipid, rumbled response before he ambles off.

[despicableruler]

He just piles candy about his door and locks it, seeing as he’s too spooked by all these strangers.

[slvdge]

Don’t mind the dinobot making off with the pile.

[medicalmurdersaurus]

:V

He wants some of thooooose, Sluuuuuuudge!!!

“Gimme.”

[surly-saurus]

What? No. Why does he get all of them?

“You share.” >I

[metalallcrgy]

Trick or treat thing.

“Oh, uh–sure just a second.” He wasn’t actually expecting anyone coming to ask for treats. It takes him a moment, but he manages to dig some snacks out from under the bar.

“Here you go!” One handful of energon snacks. Enjoy.

[surly-saurus]

Honestly though? Who would be prepared for the surliest of the Dinobot brood looming in their doorway, clad in a sickly cheery yellow?

“Thank you.” :I

[metalallcrgy]

“Sure thing!” Hopefully that’s the only one.

[surly-saurus]

Maybe.

But when there’s one Dinobot

There’s usually every Dinobot lurking somewhere nearby.

So

Have fun with that.

[slvdge]

medicalmurdersaurus replied to your post “[wait, they get candy today? Why didn’t anyone tell him that? He…”

You Sludge go stop Grimlock! Me and Snarl do candy stuff :>

Me Sludge do candy stuff. Not fair if me Sludge not get candy too.

…But me Sludge smash pumpkin too.

[surly-saurus]

Both good.

Do both.