surly-sir

Genderfluid 31yo

[slimetony]

Just tried to play an ancient flute and it started filling the room with this awful miasma that wont go away

[slimetony]

Why does staff still allow people funnier than you to leave tags on your posts. They should have fixed that by now

[prokopetz]

Trying to come up with a nostalgic media rec is like:

thing whose humour has aged poorly

thing whose humour was honestly kind of shit even when it was new, but you were too young to pick up the subtext

thing that was life-changing in its exact contemporary circumstances and incomprehensible outside of them

thing that's an inferior knock-off of a different thing

thing that's actually an unwitting conflation of poorly remembered fragments of several other things

thing that moves anyone you show it to to remark that it explains some things about you

thing where revisiting it prompts a profound sense of alienation as you realise it's no longer relatable to you

thing where revisiting it prompts a jarring revelation that this is probably why you have that one specific kink

thing that you swear "gets good" if you give it a chance

[kedreeva]

I think that part of what irks me about AI being used even for "small" stuff like meme graphics (aside from all the larger problems obviously) is like.... the time spent on it was part of the humor. "this is a silly inconsequential joke but I had to stop everything and spend 5 minutes making it" was, at least for me, part of the joke. Someone really took time out of their day to make me look at something silly they took time out of their day to make. Now it's like someone took time out of my day to make me look at something no one even made. Stop wasting my time if you aren't wasting yours too.

[greatergirlfriend]

never forget what's really important: approval from pervert women on the internet

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

you should be addicted to shutting the fuck up

You wanna fuck me so bad it makes you look stupid

[whyenn-reader]

[izbnart]

Disco Elysium animation 🕺

[dionysiaproductions]

Tumblr should never have given us polls. Everyday I have to see years-old polls cross my dash proudly proclaiming past-me's vote which I now disagree with. Let me change my vote!! I have rethought which Tetris piece is the sexiest.

[andhumanslovedstories]

There’s an emotion only unlocked when you live in a house with multiple stories. I call it “the stair emotion” and it’s when you realize the object you need is on the other side of yet another trip up and down those goddamn stairs. It’s the closest I get to transcending the desire for material goods. Maybe I don’t need that notebook. Maybe I don’t need anything.

[gnarlyghost]

Which region should I draw next?

[balaclava-trismegistus]

[Getting so angry it makes my brain disease worse] people sre supposed to be nice..

[foone]

where's that post that's like:

the funniest thing about ds9 is that dukat thinks he and sisko are on different sides, but that doesn't mean they can't be friends, and help each other from time to time

and sisko thinks dukat is space hitler

[foone]

this is true, sisko is correct in believing this.

but sisko's bosses have told him he's not allowed to say that to dukat's face, so he has to clench his teeth and appear civil

[duskroads]

Vanilla Extract

[ouroborosorder]

at the JRPG cafe, and the drink sizes are sod, soda, and sodaga

[snoozu]

there should be an episode of mob psycho where an orchestra somewhere is panicking because their conductor has been killed by an evil spirit and reigan shows up thinking he and mob would exorcise the spirit but mob doesnt show up for his own reasons so reigan calls him while standing in front of the orchestra. Mob doesn’t answer so reigan goes on to leave him a very long voicemail explaining the situation but while hes doing so, all his hand movements make the orchestra think hes the replacement conductor. And so they start playing to his hand movements which results in a shockingly stunning and unique performance from this orchestra. People talk about it forever. It goes down in history as a moment that changed music forever etc etc

[ectojester]

[mzr-hsh]

Saj Issa - Crocodile Crown

[dogposts]

dogs only water park! (via)

[atomicwrongs]

I also ☝️ think it's important to tell the difference between "the author's barely-disguised fetish" and "the audience member's unrealised kink that they're projecting onto the author because seeing a character tied up is making them feel funny in their Audience Member Parts"