Sushi Zombie

❗️I sometimes post things that are 18+ NSFW❗️ Hapa 🇰🇷I live on an island 🏝I like cats🐱 25+

[kalichnikov]

[punkitt-is-here]

this duck LOVES pink drink

[punkryuki]

[greghatecrimes]

House drugged that coffee btw

[meraarts]

It’s even better than that. He didn’t drug that coffee, but the other one, the one he isn’t offering to Wilson. He did this because he (rightfully) assumed Wilson would not trust him and ask for House’s coffee instead.

Also noteworthy is that when Wilson drugs House through coffee this very same episode, he does it by drugging the offered cup, because he knows House would never even think to suspect him.

They are insane.

[hyumjim]

House was sort of like Death Note if there was no death note and Light and L were just coworkers and best friends with sexual tension

[necromancelena]

*baps you with my paws* *baps you with my paws* *baps you with my paws* *baps you with my paws* *baps you with my paws* *baps you with my paws* *baps you with my paws* *baps you with my paws* *baps you with my paws* *baps you with my paws* *baps you with my paws* *baps you with my paws* *baps you with my paws* *baps you with my paws*

[angrymurderchild]

[thatone-highlighter]

Reblog to bap the person you reblogged from with your paws

[eleu22]

[tenmillionpoundsofsludge-deacti]

I need to be the most fuckable person on this public transport

[tenmillionpoundsofsludge-deacti]

[hilariouslarry]

[babsvibes]

[dragonofeternal]

Bob is made by Japanese artist Ahnitol! He holds pens! He comes in many colors!

[raevenlywrites]

do you love the color of the crab?

[thedoubteriswise]

nothing funnier to me than when AI does math wrong. like I get why it happens, it's a language model that's treating the numbers you feed it as words rather than integers and then giving you an answer based on how those words typically appear in a block of text instead of actually performing a calculation. but the one thing computers are genuinely incredible at. you fucked up a perfectly good calculator is what you did, look at it it's got hallucinations

[dystopiansocietystraw]

when i tell you i had an aneurysm

[pixelartpeach]

"Average canyon is full of arachnids" factoid actually just a statistical anomaly. Average canyon has a normal amount of arachnids. Spider Gorge-

[turtleduck-inc]

tumblr has like 5 jokes that just get recycled.

it’s very efficient that way.

[lynnnshooty]

average tumblr user only knows five jokes factoid actually just statistical error. Spiders Georg-

[deadeyesopened]

ive gotten so much mileage out of this tweet. every time i see something on the internet that makes me mad i just think to myself "people in real life: hey man how's it going" and i keep it pushing

[schmergo]

@bonos-grindcore-sideproject This is so good

[stupidusernamepolicy]

[malenjoyer]

people: do you like (character)?

me, a little unhinged about said character: He’s fine. He’s alright.

[machveil]

[shrimpodile-art]

his ass is NOT a mechanic!!

[noticemk]

btw op. if you even care .

[shrimpodile-art]

i care.

[overly-distressed-mouse]

My contribution if you care about this too btw

[shrimpodile-art]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[griffstream]

Cosmic alignment…

[screechingcollectivecollectorus]

Fuck all of the good luck posts out there. Reblog this to immaculate your vibes

[immortalbeingz]

[fatfemmefreaquency]

[hug-your-face]

via @swatercolor [insta]

[hug-your-face]

This is the best tag I've ever received on a post, I think

[transmechanicus]

It must be exhausting being a vampire and eating someone who gets off to it. I’d take psychic damage too if my lasagna was into vore.

[an-eccentric-devil]

[nyanbinyuri]

me: *slaps neck* COME GET Y’ALL FUCKING JUICE

the vampire whos been avoiding my horny ass for the past 6 months:

[theunvanquishedzims]

# the comedic potential of a reversed predator-prey dynamic is funny as hell and WILDLY under-utilized

[misseverandever]