~Su Bullshitery~

I’m an original fandom-obsessed asshole, welcome to hell

[sutrashyincorrectquotes]

Connie: I don’t get it... how can that be possible..?

Steven: What?

Connie: How... CUTE YOU ARE!

*Both engage in tickle fight*

[starcitysirens]

Justice League Dark: Apokolips War (2020)

[falconfart]

HE FUCKED KING SHARK?

[sutrashyincorrectquotes]

0-o he- WhAT?!

[sutrashyincorrectquotes]

*In the ‘Cute af, but with a very cursed, hidden form’ section*

Legosi: Why are you here, kid?

Steven: Killed one of my friends, turned into Godzilla

Legosi: ... hm, yeah, alright-

[sutrashyincorrectquotes]

Steven: *biting shattered Jasper like a rock candy*

Also Steven: No, I promise I’m fine!

[napstachill]

i just had a dumb thought and drew it

[prankdoesincorrectquotes]

so I'm writing this before the SUF finale but the queue is so long that it'll post after it

Jasper: Self care is actually getting in fights with randoms in dark alleys.

Steven: No self care is stuff like taking a bubble bath or putting on a lot of makeup if you like it or taking a nice warm nap and stuff like that basically.

Jasper: Self care is the burning heat when rage washes over you. Self care is when you feel the bones crack under your powerful fist. Self care is the fear in your enemies eyes.

Amethyst: Lmao self care is taking your birthday cake just so I can eat the frosting.

Jasper: If you touch my birthday cake I'll make you eat your hands.

[sutrashyincorrectquotes]

OK, THIS ONES GOOD! God, I wish I wrote this

[sutrashyincorrectquotes]

Me, happily watching the first episode of Beastars:

Me watching the second episode:

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Steven, floating in his room because he’s exited: a POtATo fLEw aROUnD mY ROoM BeFORe yOU CAme-

[entertainingfaith]

I'M DOING AN EXPERIMENT

To prove something to a friend, please

REBLOG IF YOU THINK ASEXUALS BELONG IN LGBTQ+ SPACES

LIKE IF YOU THINK ASEXUALS DON’T BELONG IN LGBTQ+ SPACES

[spacexualkids]

:)

[ladyofthefanart]

REBLOGGING SO HARD.

[too-easily-obsessed]

YOU BETTER FUCKING BELIEVE IM REBLOGGING WTF

[sakuraaa-s]

GET 👏🏼 RID 👏🏼 OF 👏🏼 ACE/AROPHOBIA 👏🏼

[sylveonagainstddlg-deactivated2]

im gonna reblog this everytime i see it ,,

[sjw-hitgirl]

REBLOG THIS ALREADY!

[tante-toska]

*click click click click*

[grumbllleseeker]

Remember to only reblog

[icarusgemstone]

Likes—unlikes—reblogs

[b00bconnoisseur]

@intimeiwillleavethiscity fuck i jus did the same hhhhh

[burnt-toast-life]

Almost liked it (again. This is the second time I’ve seen this post ever) but I didn’t!

[ifieabouteverything]

Did even touch the like

[sutrashyincorrectquotes]

REBLOG!!

[fishmotif]

[rogha]

it’s even better when it’s like..

Oh.

Oh.

[i-preen-for-oikawa]

That’s the best shit and you can pry it out of my cold, dead hands

[ao3commentoftheday]

Bonus points if that’s followed by Oh no.

[ifieabouteverything]

Oh,

Oh.

Oh no.

[sutrashyincorrectquotes]

Hehehehe

[hustleinatrap]

wtf?

[quietstorm-thundathighs]

who?

[marrymejasonsegel]

I just read the plot of this and somehow it gets worse???

the dwarfs are princes under a curse. In order to break the spell, they need a pair of magic red shoes. But currently the red shoes are owned by Snow White, who, get this, has “let herself go” but when she wears the shoes, they show how beautiful she is on the inside—aka thin.

So basically in order for the princes to break the curse, they have to doom Snow White to a life of fatness. why do they hate us so much.

[susiethemoderator]

Yikes…

[croxovergoddess]

Saw the movie recently and that’s literally not the plot at all

The advertisement group was disgusting af and when the movie came out it was actually nothing like those ads

The princes need to be loved by a “beautiful” woman but what’s beautiful is an opinion.

Snow white loves her size and strength (yeah she lifts!) but her dad goes missing and no man was willing to help her until she ended up in those red shoes. She doesn’t like what the shoes make her into. She just likes finally being helped.

It’s a love story between her and one of the dwarves where He needs to learn to not judge himself or other’s based off appearances

Spoilers but they get together at the end

He’s a prince again and she stays her cute fat self

[asgardian-viking]

So, it was really just a case of really bad marketing

[snailienz]

[sutrashyincorrectquotes]

True

[su-b-sides]

the real question is, is Steven a functional, distinguished or disaster bisexual?

as a disaster bi myself, I can very easily sniff out Disaster Bi Energy. steven fashions himself a functional bi but we all know the truth

🐰 court

[adamdrawsstuff]

What’cha mean?  He’s fine.  Everything’s under control.  It’s fine.  He’s fine.

[sutrashyincorrectquotes]

Its beautiful, so wise

[tradgothwillbyers]

Y'all ever just suddenly have the overwhelming urge to swim??? Like not actively but you just wanna,,, be in the water and have some Peace

[the-indecorous-flower]

That’s how it gets you

[tradgothwillbyers]

This is so fucking ominous am I gonna die???

[sutrashyincorrectquotes]

Steven: (the first post)

Lapis: (the second post)

Peridot: (the third post)

[beau-rebloga-coisas]

So about Bismuth Casula huh

Just sayin'

[el-anit]

REBECCA REALLY WENT AND DID THAT, HUH?

[sutrashyincorrectquotes]

MY HeARt,, gOdAmn

THaTs sO NICe————

[dysaniadisorder]

YALL,,

YALL,,,

[sutrashyincorrectquotes]

I have never shipped a couple so fast and so sudden,, there will be a lot of this content in future posts, be warned

[sutrashyincorrectquotes]

Pearl: Let me see what you have!

Pink Steven running away: ANXIETY!!

Pearl, sprinting: NO!

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Steven: *throws pebbles at Connie’s window*

Steven: Hey! Connie! I’ve got something to show you!

Connie who just finished eating her lunch: Hey! What?

Steven: I made you this friendship bracelet!

Connie: Aw, Steven that’s so sweet but I’m not really a big jewellery person

Steven: Oh! It’s alright, you don’t have to wear if you don’t want to-

Connie: No, I’m gonna wear this til the day I die, don’t you dare