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ꗥ 𝘭𝘪𝘴𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘵𝘢𝘨𝘴 𝘪𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘱𝘪𝘯𝘯𝘦𝘥 𝘱𝘰𝘴𝘵 ꗥ

[suyasuu]

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[beardedmrbean]

[thestarfishface]

“There is no platonic explanation for thi-“ Sprays u with water. Sprays u

[four-rabbits-in-a-trenchcoat]

The perfect ad was below this

[beardedmrbean]

[seaturtlesayshuh]

Casting spells over long range: I use my amulet

Casting spells with high quality and fidelity: I use my fmulet

[ellienamored]

casting spells: i use my amulet

casting spells that are a lot alike the other spells dignity-wise but CANNOT be combined with them: i use my omtague

[wonder-womans-ex]

casting spells in the present tense: I use my amulet

casting spells in the past tense: i use my wasulet

[problemnyatic]

casting spells: i use my amulet

casting spells on myself: i use my ammelet

[briannyssey]

casting spells: i use my amulet

casting spells in the kitchen: i use my omelette

[dragon-in-a-fez]

casting spells: I use my amulet

casting spells while sporting a distinctive long hair style: I use my amullet

[starshipheartofg-erti]

[queenofattolia]

#shit#i feel old (via @aisalynn)

[feldfrog]

Imagine your bike has been at the Wright Brother’s repair shop for weeks and you see Orville suddenly whiz over your head in a contraption

[butchfagminotaur]

[puddox]

saw someone including "Mandate of Heaven" as one of those christian terms tumblr likes to use to sound profound. which i get where you're coming from but t☝️hat one is chinese

[yuriinullification]

holdon

what the fuck is going on in this site's backend

[mrsandman42069]

[toxetta]

me checking this dumb stupid idiot app everyday like there's a daily login bonus

[yokelfelonking]

don't hide this in the tags

[marzipanandminutiae]

many of our ancestors worked so hard to be not farming and I deeply appreciate that

I love not farming

I respect the hell out of farmers and I'm glad that's someone's dream. because it's sure not mine

I would not be taken in by the tradwife influencer grift about milking a cow in a sundress. I have been around cows. my uncle was a dairy farmer. I love not milking a cow. I love getting milk from a store. I love getting vegetables and fruit and meat and bread from a store.

would I rather it be a local farm's store or a local bakery or butcher shop? yes! maybe when I make more money!

but oh. my god. I love not farming so much

[thecryptkeeper]

i know the way people talk about their pets now is probably how we’ve been doing it for all of history. a cat owner in ancient rome saw their cat lounging on the dining pillows and commented “he thinks himself to be the senator claudius 🤣”

[dogpuppy]

[squirrelly-13]

they got married btw

[visit-me-here-in-wonderland]

oh you’re not kidding

[l0s3r-g0r3-d3s7r0y4]

What if silence is in fact a sound, but because its a universal sound we just adapted to it and dont notice it anymore

[friends-of-magic]

I actually just wrote a paper on this!!

The short of it is, yes, that's exactly what happens. There's no such thing as pure silence outside of a vacuum (and inside a vacuum you'd be dead). So basically your ears are constantly adapting to the noise threshold of your surroundings and slowly ignoring it. If you were in a perfectly silent room (anechoic chambers are cool!) you would actually start to hear the sound of existing!

[aquilacalvitium]

[darkarfs]

Isn't there some room full of sound baffling foam or something that absorbs all ambient noise and most people go mad from the isolation because they start to hear things like their own circulatory system and their heartbeat pounding in their ears?

Ah, there it is. Orfield Labratories in Minnesota. They say the longest anyone's been able to stay inside was 45 minutes, as they could hear their lungs expanding and their digestive system working overtime.

[sodiumfreakbyeguysiloveu-deacti]

so called "free thinkers" watching a game of tennis

[sydrichie]

[tagfer]

cell phone doesn't like water because it is a combination of the other three elements. it is a rock (earth) that we fill with lightning (fire) that can control radio waves (air). if it contained water too, it would be too perfect; it would be like a god. to prevent this, the universe kills the would be uniter-of-the-elements. it's basic science.

[heronbrew]

Hey op google what LCD stands for

[tagfer]

i took an oath in third grade to never do drugs

[shencomix]

[lady-raziel]

FUCK QUICK DOES ANYOME HAVE A COPY OF THAT MEME WHERE TWO PEOPLE ARE TALKING AND THEN ONE PERSON SAYS SOMETHING BIZARRE AND THEN THEYRE DRAWN AS AN ALIEN

I need it STAT

[cassidy-cat-ghost]

[lady-raziel]

THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU

[lady-raziel]

I want to say unironically that this process of describing something to tumblr followers and then begging them to find it is a better search engine than the rest of the market right now. This was an act of desperation after increasingly frustrated searching and not even duckduckgo got me there but within 0.0001 second of posting on here--results immediately. the future of knowledge searching lies in direct crowdsourcing as we've all been enshittified back to "asking around"