DECEM-BIRD Day 14-Blackbird
Today's Document

Janaina Medeiros

roma★

Origami Around

Discoholic 🪩

blake kathryn

if i look back, i am lost
Not today Justin
todays bird
YOU ARE THE REASON
cherry valley forever
Monterey Bay Aquarium
occasionally subtle

祝日 / Permanent Vacation
trying on a metaphor

PR's Tumblrdome
Keni

ellievsbear
noise dept.
Alisa U Zemlji Chuda

seen from Germany
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seen from Saudi Arabia

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@svadilfarinn
DECEM-BIRD Day 14-Blackbird
the thing is that everyone does actually want the skill set that comes with a humanities degree but a) they refuse to acknowledge that actual WORK goes into acquiring those skills and b) they want to do it all without actually reading a book
well hello!
is anybody still out here?
i don't remember why i stopped checking tumblr... bots? and so much stuff on my feed that didn't resonate. fucking instagram algorithm got me. but now i'm fed up with it and how it finds my insecurities and runs with them. so.... logging in for the first time in 3 years?
crazy how the printer is the only piece of tech that acts up like that almost every day of its life. and we just accept it
would be fun if language acquisition echoed language evolution a la recapitulation theory. kids going through an indo european phase.
https://xkcd.com/2567/
fuuuuuck there really is an xkcd for everything
Quick put an animal book in front of him and ask him what this guy is
there's an xkcd for that also
Embroidery
by Hiroko Kuboto
God could you imagine how mad geologists must have been to slowly watch the "hey all the continents kinda fit like puzzle pieces :)" guy get proven right
It was a woman that did it!
I love girl talk, especially when it’s complex geological theory
the phantom of the opera and the hunchback of notre dame? opposite ends of same spectrum
And beauty and beast falls somewhere in the middle
someone do a graph
you rang?
I couldn’t resist
This is the science I’m here for
truly, no harsh noise project can ever approach the sheer auditory torture of existing in the same room as someone scrolling tiktok, like professional bad sound engineers couldn't make a listening experience this unpleasant if they tried
MEN IN BLACK 3 dir. Barry Sonnenfeld, 2012
Unless you were a tech at NASA back in the day, when one time some hydrogen a) escaped in a particular building, and b) caught on fire. This was extremely difficult because hydrogen does NOT burn on the visible spectrum humans evolved to see (and flee). Rather, it technically does, but it’s so pale that in practice, no one could see it. Additionally, pure hydrogen burns without smoke and with so little ambient heat that you can’t really sense it till you walk into it. So, per the lore, for a few days all the techs in that building just walked around brandishing brooms in front of them like lances. If your broom lit on fire, congrats! You have located more burning hydrogen! Do not proceed!
oh my god it's real and it was LITERALLY called "the broom method" holy shit
I’m absolutely obsessed with the reddit side of the Tolkien fandom, in particular, this discussion regarding how Sauron fits the ring on his finger, as well as penal compensation a la Lord Farqaud style
Oh my GOD YOUR BRAIN IS AMAZING
I couldn't not try.
GRADE SCHOOL SJWS stop using social justice language to explain shit to your conservative parents IT’S NOT GONNA GO THROUGH now all they have are some new words to make fun of. don’t tell your mom she’s being fatphobic tell her she’s being a dick
we need to bully people who work monday through friday when they say “have a good weekend” on fridays or whatever. Your words mean nothing to me. i don’t fucking know what a weekend is you child emperor