Been a while

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Been a while
how terrifying metamorphosis must be for the caterpillar has no concept of what it is doing, or what a butterfly is, or what will happen to it as it spins itself the cocoon. we r more alike than different
there are parts of your future self in you waiting emerge but you have to become unrecognizable slime first
Even cooler, recent research has determined (through classic conditioning of caterpillars) that these insects generally retain their memories from before metamorphosis into their new form!
Holometabolous insects are super cool. There are also a lot of cells/tissues preserved during metamorphosis! There are neurons don't get fully eliminated during the process. They retract and prune some of their arbors but then regrow from a more immature state. The larval neurons also act to help the new adult neurons from similar origins to grown and develop into the adult neural circuits! The imaginal discs are some of the clearest examples of we have of how genetic and molecular patterns help coordinate the growth and development of complex limbs/appendage. Such a cool organ system.
TH GAY PEOPLE IN MY PHONEWHEN I DROP IT ON THE FLOOR
Hey! Spin this Wheel of all Pokemon Abilities!
You now have this Ability in your real life!
How do you feel?
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This is extremely great!
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I feel utterly neutral about this
This has very strong upsides and downsides, feel conflicted
This is basically useless to me!
This⦠isnāt great
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This is really bad, actually!
NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
Dragon age origins is likeā¦. Youāre nineteen, new in town, and itās your second day at pizza hut. You donāt even know how to work the register yet and you just watched your manager get carted off by the paramedics. You have no contact info for him, his next of kin, or corporate. The only other employee is the guy whoās been here for two weeks and is a bit of a doofus, and neither of you really know what youāre supposed to do now. You both desperately need this job though, and the doofus at least has a drivers license and *kiiinda* knows how to use the oven so you just. Shrug, and start taking orders and making pizzas and praying to god that the bills are on autopay.
And weirdly enough youāre really good at this: making pizzas and dealing with shitty customers and breaking up fights in the parking lot and pretending to be Duncanās cousin on the phone so the utility company doesnāt cut off the power. But running a store is a lot of work for two dumb kids, so slowly you start accumulating a bunch of competent weirdos to help out, like the nun who left her convent because god told her to help you make pizzas, and the elderly school teacher who just survived a mass shooting, and the guy the papa johns down the street hired to run you over. And really thereās no way any of this should be working as well as it is - youāre absolutely committing fraud of some kind here - but youāve managed to dodge the landlord every time heās stopped by, and the health inspector never shows up to tell you to stop letting your dog hang out behind the counter and youāre all still kinda looking at each other and asking āare we allowed to just do this?ā before shrugging again and continuing to make pizzas, until somehow, through a series of unlikely technicalities, your doofus coworker ends up on the ballot for governor.
And after like five months of this the regional manager wanders in out of nowhere and youāre sure heās about to chew your ass out for this mess, but it turns out heās pretty chill and honestly kind of impressed with how you managed to keep the place up and running all on your own. So now youāre all thinking āthank god, thereās someone here who actually knows how to run a Pizza Hutā only for him to get hit by a car two days later on the night of the Super Bowl.
Crypt Rat from Old School RuneScape
youāre telling me THIS guyās voicing Mario?
[āA FAGGOT FABLE
Some faggots were more beautiful than other faggots. The beautiful ones only wanted to touch and be touched by the other beautiful ones. Orchard was the most beautiful of all and all the beautiful faggots wanted to touch Orchard. One day Orchard made himself ugly, very ugly. When the beautiful faggots saw what he had done. they wept and then they turned their backs on him and forgot him. Only the ugly faggots now wanted to touch Orchard. So he gathered them all together and took them to a mountain top where they lived in harmony and joy. As they learned to love each other more and more, Orchard and the other ugly faggots grew more and more beautiful. After many years they floated down from their mountain top down into the town. The beautiful faggots were astounded by these newly arrived creatures. The beautiful faggots wanted to touch them all and love them forever. But Orchard said, "No, you are too ugly for us. Go and love the ugliest faggot you can discover and then we will love you in return." So they left the town and did as they were asked to do, spreading the notion that to love the ugliest will make both beautiful. At last, one day, all the faggots everywhere were so beautiful that no one had to think about it any more. Now they all loved and touched each other with great pleasure and ecstasy."]
Larry Mitchell, The Faggots and Their Friends In Between Revolutions, Calamus Press, 1977
you can read the entirety of The Faggots and Their Friends in between Revolutions on the internet archive here! it's a good scan and you get all the lovely illustrations. the archive also has an audio version.
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Me: Fuck, the paper towels I want are on the top shelf.
The Sir David Attenborough That Lives In My Brain: Being smaller-than-average presents an added challenge to foraging ... but necessity is the mother of invention. A little creativity turns a baguette into a tool, and voilĆ --
(paper towel roll falls on my face)
Sir David Attenborough, pleasantly: Success.
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@gemevieve @royalfirefly @pbscore
La-HA! hit me like a fucking drug.
I looked up the menu for the restaurant this is based on and i wanted to die.
i actually know abt cafe gratitude, u have to order by SAYING āi am [menu item]ā itās fucking insane
googling this to laugh at the website and finding out that one of the 5 locations of this restaurant is 10 minutes away from where i live is the most horrific feeling iāve ever experienced.
the first time I ever met with a producer-level writer in LA, he told me to meet him at one of these places. I had no idea what I was walking into. the entire experience was fucking surreal.Ā
the producer asked if I could taste the joy in my mushroom soup.
the menu got an updateānow they include the āI amā in the actual name of the thing :)
Iām delighted to share with you all that because itās 2025 so why not, they will right now sell you a $100 cheeseburger and fries with side of Labubu
Why big into energy labubu indeed.
hello! it is my birthday. no other holiday happening today don't worry about it. if you would like to do something to celebrate, I would love if you picked a cause you care about. one cause! it's important that it only be one to start. find a local group that does good work and see how you can volunteer with them.
maybe your community fridge needs stocking maybe the community garden has a bunch of schoolkids coming to learn about tomatoes and they need extra eyeballs. maybe your park needs cleaning up. maybe your local refugee settlement organization needs translation help or court escorts or people to pack donations. maybe you are good at spreadsheets or talking to lonely old people or doing adult literacy or language tutoring. maybe there's a local bill or ballot initiative you really care about canvassing for. maybe an advocacy group needs AV help for a documentary screening. the world is hard and scary and it is easier if you have a concrete Thing you do to make your community and your world better that isn't posting. and this includes if you have a caring profession job that feels like a hamster wheel of despair! look for a volunteer gig where you just stack cans or pull invasive weeds or stuff envelopes for a few hours the satisfaction of a concrete visible accomplishment after a week of feeling professionally helpless cannot be overstated.
if you genuinely don't have any idea where to start and aren't super plugged into events in your community a volunteer funnel organization like Gay for Good is a good way to introduce you to a bunch of different orgs in your area! or tbh you can even check Nextdoor (I know I'm sorry I wish it wasn't ubiquitous) and see if anyone is posting about needing a hand. though even showing up once is better than nothing I do recommend trying to stick with one group or cause once you find a good fit rather than always doing the sampler platter- experienced volunteers are more effective, it's less overwhelming to stick to Your Cause (while still caring about connected struggles), and you'll build more community if you regularly see the same group every time you volunteer.
okay that's my soapbox. I can't currently leave the house very much and I miss my regular volunteer gig so so so bad!! this could be you (not the missing it. the having a fulfilling and meaningful thing you do that lessens the despair.)
I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF
This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.