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at my cousins wedding function i want to go home there’s two more days of this

#relatable #last day of shit but I'm maxed out #I asked if I could skip I was told no #these people are so draining #I keep getting the ick #and I feel like dead weight like I'm not meant to be here #IM SO DONE

rockabillywife

I’m starting a gofundme to get a mojito

stonesense

totally i understand narratively why project hail mary ends with grace becoming a teacher again but ever since i saw the movie i haven’t been able to stop thinking about what a crazy move it is from the eridian perspective. like imagine if we had one (1) alien on earth and we liked him so much that we just let him have a class of schoolchildren to teach all the brand new alien science to, for fun. what’s the selection process for that classroom. do the adult eridian scientists wish they were in there

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#happy birthday murica

sixty-silver-wishes

sorry america but you’ve been really mean. and I don’t want to go to your birthday party in two days

#so I'm in Colorado #there are sign boards everywhere literally on highways in electronic big letters to not use fireworks #this is due to the high fire risk and an active forest fire nearby #we just know people will still do it #so this gonna be a cool birthday #buuuut also people are insanely nice here #nicest people I've ever met

It's giving backrooms

#backrooms #double tree

swagvo1d

doomed

h4nifah

sorry im not giving into the cutting out sweet treats propaganda. life is hard enough

ivipl1

i love when women have a deeper or raspier voice. its very charming

#sorry all I can think is Phoebe when she had that cold

keyfili

MOULIN ROUGE! / faceless 2001 • dir. Baz Luhrmann

#moulin rouge #moulin rouge!#baz luhrmann

vampirecorleone

"The show must go on, Satine. We're creatures of the underworld. We can't afford to love." Moulin Rouge! (2001) dir. Baz Luhrmann

#Moulin Rouge!#baz luhrmann

samballie

If you died, I would choose not to forget you in 3 seconds, but you're not nerdy enough to understand that

#lily being an allegory for repressing the pain of death and children being told the dead are in a better place #turn into a cloud Sebastian!!#forgetting the pain of losing a loved one is in itself forgetting the person as a whole #you forget the pain of your mother passing but by doing so you forget her face and the sound of her voice #SHEEP DETECTIVES YOU WILL ALWAYS BE FAMOUS TO ME #the sheep detectives #CRYING

katestewartt

THE SHEEP DETECTIVES (2026)

#the sheep detectives

thebansacredbanned

HE HAD NO FLOCK AND HE WAS RESCUED FROM A CARNIVAL WHERE HE HAD TO FIGHT DOGS AND THEN HE FOUGHT OFF THE DOGS TO PROTECT HIS FLOCK AND IM THROWING UP ABOUT IT

#the sheep detectives #BECOME A CLOUD!!!

paper-wounds

#grief #I saw the end it looked just like the middle

radawaycuntt

Instead of going to work tomorrow why don’t we all just dig a really deep hole

#I didn't go today does that count

pankendev

there are places in the world today that are experiencing 40°C for the first time in recorded history. of course there's no way to know whether chucking billionaires into volcanos will appease the sun god but i feel we're doing the scientific method a disservice if we don't at least try

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