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AelinSardothian on AO3! You can call me Cat.

[velvetcloak]

[scarletjedi]

Can the written form be Computer-Rendered Artifical Prose?

[flyora]

Auror Malfoy ffs is my Roman Empire I swear

[didujustputyrslfinamidoffwmegrl]

The way this single-handedly convinced me to read the fic

[swkod-art]

💗💗

[inkddreams]

This is gorgeous. This fic healed me after Manacled and I read it probably about 10 times since. Ny absolute fav.

[omniluci-estumbra]

Draco vs Larsen

🔪🔪🔪

This fight from DMATMOOBIL is one of my favorites. I really like that Hermione’s anti-magic pucks change the playing field significantly for this fight and it’s one of my all time fav badass Draco scenes 💚

Wanted to try out something more stylized with the coloring on this one and surprised myself by actually liking how it turned out! Not sure if I’ll ever do something like this again but it was a fun experiment!

Definitely want to do more action scenes from fics cause they are some of my favorites to read and I like doing fun poses like this 💥

ff: Draco Malfoy and the Mortifying Ordeal of Being in Love by isthisselfcare on AO3

[lilaclirose]

This moment was ✨️chef's kiss✨️

[runningquill-art]

DMATMOOBIL chapter 36 memes

[elkessecretplace]

'Draco awoke, groggy and small-eyed, to the sound of a gasp.Granger was on the stairs, her fingertips on the balustrade, a foot frozen in midair above a step.She was looking him and his new accessory – the sleeping cat, curled about his neck like a hirsute scarf.“Er – good morning,” said Granger, when she saw that she was being observed.The cat stirred at the sound of her voice. It leapt off of Draco, using his face as a launch point, and sauntered towards its mistress.'

From

Draco Malfoy and the Mortifying Ordeal of Being in Love

By isthisselfcare

[xanaxfarts]

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[sometiktoksarevalid]

[fruitcakebro]

Holy moly they're GOOD. The music is fucking FIRE, and the outfits??? They're all so PRETTY???

[snoodly-boop]

Does anybody know who these are??? Do they have albums!! 🤩🤩🤩

[raspberryslut]

I was so curious that I had to go find this band. They're called Fortress Dwellers and they have a website with all of their socials!

They released an album too! I don't think this song is on it but the rest of their stuff is SO GOOD !!

MUSIC | Fortress Dwellers

Step into the fantasy world of Fortress Dwellers. A fantasy Renaissance musical collective blending epic original music, immersive performan

[only-tiktoks]

[britney-j-christ]

[softservecanine]

You’re completely correct. Out of my way, able-bodied losers. Fuck you.

[aetherograph]

It's called an EZRide+ and you can learn where to find them here. They're about $1100 US as of June 2026, but you might need to buy additional parts to attach them to your chair, depending on the style of chair.

Remember to put links to products like this, they're usually hard to find and a lot of people need to know they exist.

[thememedaddy]

[writingdose]

education is important

[writingdose]

education is important

[sawed-on-shotgun]

the human body when you use it and exist in it

[maryfitzroy]

Have you seen Gracie? Officials in Texas search for missing giraffe

Gracie the giraffe is described as having rounded ears. She went missing from a ranch in Real County.

im crying dude

[fandomsandfeminism]

Yeehaw yall. Gracie is on the run.

[fandomsandfeminism]

To answer some common questions in the tags:

1. How do you lose a Giraffe? She apparently scaled a cliff that served as part of the enclosure (which the other giraffes in the herd had shown no interest in climbing.)

2. Well it should be easier to find her, she's a whole ass giraffe? Yeah, you'd think, but Texas ranches are fuckin huge. The man has apparently hired a helicopter and several drones to aide the search, but no luck yet. She's been seen on some game cameras on the nearby ranches though. But she's sneaky.

3. Why does a random guy in Texas have a herd of giraffes? Because it's Texas and we have basically no exotic animal regulations. No really. If you have enough land out in the hill country, you can just own stuff. It's fuckin nuts.

[asexual-thot]

[high-quality-tiktoks]

it’s been a few days and he loves it

[claptrap14]

[byjove]

just wanted a visual demonstration since I was talking about how much I love them

[bubobubosibericus]

Mules are like horses with the self destruct button removed

[wolfeyedwitch]

...do you mean the 'self preservation instinct' removed????

[byjove]

No, absolutely not. It’s the opposite. Mules will straight up refuse to do things if they don’t have the confidence that they can complete it. This is where the term “stubborn as a mule” comes from. A horse would attempt these feats and break its weak little ankles and roll over and kill its rider. Mules do this because they know they can. That’s also why mules and donkeys are used as mounts around the Grand Canyon, they’re both sure-footed and stubborn and will refuse to do things that put them and the rider in danger when a horse would listen to the call of the void and just do it. Donkeys are less domesticated than mules, less dependent on humans and more self-assured, this is why they can be harder to train but also why they have such great self-preservation skills. A mule inherits those traits from its father.

[deliriumcrow]

So that's where Skyrim horses get their ridiculous climbing abilities

[xx-emowarz-xx]

I think the marketing failure around Jennifer's Body is an enormous part of what makes it such a brilliant master class film. You market this film with these male gazey shots of the current Hollywood sex symbol, you make it seem like a pseudo lesbian soft core porno, you then bring all these men who just want to goon to Megan Fox into the theatre. You sit them down. They're ready to watch the extended cut of her scene in bad boys. And instead you subject them to what rape feels like for women. You force these misogynistic straight men who came to the theater to get their rocks off to watch Megan Fox get shoved into the back of a van, taken to a remote location, and ritualistically sacrificed in a way where any idiot can tell it's a metaphor for sexual assault but which no one would find sexy, and then you make them watch her go to her best friend's house and throw up black bile all over the place. You make her gross and unsexy and in pain. And then you make it gay for real in a way that straight men have a hard time comprehending let alone fetishizing.

If you're a capitalist it's a terrible marketing decision but if you're a feminist and a troll it's the most brilliant move anyone has ever made.