do your thing and don't care if they like it.

elise. sf ➛nyc. i love funny ladies and crime dramas.

[pascalinbloom]

me trying to figure out which songs on folklore i can make about josh and donna

[miller-day]

#new girl moods #but it’s 2020

[irrevocably-delicious2]

Some retail complaints from twitter this morning. I don’t think anyone can fully comprehend how stupid humans are until they work a retail or hospitality job.

[starfire003]

I’d like to add on the people who ask a question, get an answer they don’t like and ask the same question in a different way to get the response they want.

[corisanna]

I get stuff like this often enough at work, but that last one? There is one customer we have that does that so frequently and for so long (personal record with me is goddamn FORTY MINUTES of trying to get the answer she wanted) that we call her Circle Lady when she isn’t present.

Then there are the ones who do this, fail, and try it again with the same employees the next day.

[greatfay]

Me: “For the drink, it’s [x amount] :)”

Customer: “I saw a sign that I get a free drink?”

Me: “For signing up for our rewards program, yes :)”

Customer: “Oh… I don’t have one of those”

Me: “Well if you sign up, you can get the free drink! :)”

Customer: “Eh I don’t want to sign up”

Me: “…” “…” “:)”

Customer: “I hate getting all those emails”

Me: “Oh, well you can opt out of emails, I can show you how :)”

Customer: “No thanks, I don’t want an account”

Me: “Okay… well the drink will be [x amount] :)”

Customer: “I thought it was free?”

Me: “:)”

Me: “It’s free if you sign up for our rewards program :)”

Customer: “I don’t want to sign up”

Me: “Then the drink isn’t free :)”

Customer: “You can’t just give me the drink?”

Me: “No, I can’t unfortunately :)”

Customer: “Why not? It’s only [x amount]”

Me: “If that’s not a lot of money to you, why don’t you just pay for it? :)”

Customer: “This is shit customer service”

Me: “:)”

Customer: “This is highway robbery, squeezing every dime out of people, you should be ashamed of yourself—”

Me: “I don’t control the prices, I’m just a cashier :)“

Customer: “—making a fucking fuss over a damn drink and it’s not even a large—”

Me: “That’s not my decision, I’m just a cashier :)”

Customer: “—and you bet I won’t be coming back here again”

Me: “How unfortunate :)”

[thekeybladeninja]

I can feel the :) deep in my soul

[squirenonny]

I have never felt the :) so viscerally as in this post.

[isa-ghost]

I havent even worked in retail and I feel this

[dates-with-cas]

As an addition, every single customer who has told me they will never come back due to a situation like this, has been back within the week

[swarleyandsparkles]

julia cried at the end of the talk and oh man so did i

[swarleyandsparkles]

i’m going to a screening of the veep finale and talk with the cast on thursday, should I pack a carton of eggs to throw at david mandel every time amy’s character is disrespected during the final episode?

[lesbiancousin]

*walks up to straight couple* which one of you is the bee and which one of you is the fully grown adult woman who left her fiance for the bee?

[gael-garcia]

“When I was growing up, I was trying to make a connection between the life I saw, and the life I lived. There are days when you wonder what your role is in this country, and what your future is in it. This is one of them.” — James Baldwin

If Beale Street Could Talk (2018), a novel by James Baldwin, adapted by Barry Jenkins (teaser)

[selena-soto]

the veep cast on their favorite insult from the series

[donnajosh]

[officialunitedstates]

hey here’s a fact for all of my followers who follow me.  butter, ice cream, milk, and cheese all come to us from the same animal.  i cant remember which animal it is right now but i know for sure its the same one

[cigaretteslutx]

Ill give you a hint, it moos

[officialunitedstates]

thanks yeah it’s the moose

[morthilswrites]

cop: can you describe the woman who stabbed you

male author: lithe, spirited, outgoing, and not afraid to speak her mind. she was a raw sexual force and she knew it. she was dandelion fluff on a summer day, gone in an instant, leaving you with nothing but the memory of her touch and the faint taste of strawberries on your lips

[threesideddream]

that’s why he got stabbed

[deerchasingheadlights]

its just me, my escapist tendencies, and these tits

[shirazade]

Keira Knightley photographed by Yelena Yemchuk

[selena-soto]

When she [JLD] called us all individually and told us what she was up against, you know, instantly…We were scared for our friend. You know, we love her. She’s the big sister of our little weird tribe…She never seemed scared herself, she’s such a confident woman, she’s so strong that I never doubted for a minute that she was going to beat it cause that’s just what she does – she faces a challenge, she kicks its ass and she comes back. At first we tried to support her give her some TLC and some real love and affection because she deserves that and then sort of gave her her space to be with her family and do her thing. Constantly checking in and she would reach out and say, ‘hey, help me make this video’, you know, ‘going in for chemo today, i need a real shot in the arm from my team’, more than happy to do that. Then when it was clear that she had been in remission a while, it was just this big sigh of relief.

[stolligaseptember]

do you ever tire of how, like, dramatic anxiety is?? it’s like. bitch. bitch. it’s not that serious. we’ll live. it’ll probably be a pain in the ass, but we’ll live. so stop making me feel like i’m actively dying.

[not-all-the-prayers]

The West Wing + tumblr text posts (54/?)

[noorskitchen]

One of the most challenging things I’ve had to learn is that healing must be intentional. There is no one golden day that comes and saves you from all your misery. Healing is a practice. You have to decide that it’s what you want to do and actively do it. You have to make a habit out of it. Once I learned that, I only looked back to see how far I came.