Cute In A Socks And Sandles Kinda Way

Solis | they/them | queer/poly |College student— 21

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

i reblogged so many supernatural memes the last few weeks and it still took a conversation with my MOM of all things to remind me i once got misha collins to answer the Cremation Question apparently

[anxiousmercy]

The WHAT

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

oh yeah i initially went viral on tumblr for spamming celebrities w/ the question “If you were cremated and had your ashes made into a vinyl, what song would be on the record?”. they wrote a magazine article about it

[scream-scream-scream]

Wait that was you?

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

yeah i’m also the $100 origami & 33 lbs of nickels birthday bitch

[ailithnight]

You ate a crayon because Tumblr helped you pay rent.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

I ate a BOX of crayons with EXTREME GUSTO and then experienced TARGETTED HARASSMENT for a YEAR it was WILD

[parker-likes-tea-deactivated202]

I still can’t tell if following you was an amazing or terrible decision

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

what matters is you are under the impression it was a decision! that you made! and not me!

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

ok so. fun fact. i’ve…..never actually watched or read any of the celebrity replies

[bunney]

Not to sound like some sorta furry sympathizer but my life would be at least 30% better if i had giant ram horns growing outta my scalp. top heavy as hell, gettig stuck in doorways n shit. Thats the life

[bunney]

stop calling me a homestuck ive literally had sex with women

[humorstaff]

[stars-bean]

“One can never have enough socks,” said Dumbledore. “Another Christmas has come and gone and I didn’t get a single pair. People will insist on giving me books.”

[tikkunolamorgtfo]

I love it when people try to claim representation in fiction is being taken “too far” to the point where it’s no believable. They’re like: 

“What’s next, a mixed-race immigrant on the autism spectrum?” Hi, my name is Rachel, also known as Rachna, and I’m a mixed-race immigrant on the autism spectrum. 

“What’s next, a transgender Latino man with chronic pain?” What, you mean my former colleague, Marco? 

“What’s next, a Black Jewish lesbian?” Bitch, I know I three Black Jewish lesbians, WHAT’S YOUR FUCKING POINT?

[furbearingbrick]

[gutvcr]

[foreskinnty]

Baby Yoda advocates for circumcision. We hate to see it, folks 😔😔

[smegma-factory]

Americans are so fucked up they circumcised a frog

[lesbianrey]

the coffee shop next door to my new apartment

[lesbianrey]

what more can you ask for

[toastbutteregg]

[carry-on-my-wayward-butt]

i am obsessed with the comments on recipe sites

[mysimpsonsblogisgreaterthanyours]

[laughconfetti]

Marge is unironically a good character

[hello-dear-listeners]

Taz Balance

Travis: Griffin can I have a pet, can I pleeease have a dog?

Griffin: no, perish

Taz Grad

Travis: anyways Griffin, here’s your mandatory son, it’s part of your character development that you must love him very much :)

[mcki]

Zuko: I must capture the avatar!

Uncle Iroh:

[bidoof]

will there ever be anything more timelessly funnier on this site than seeing some joyless idiot asserting their stupid controversial worldviews internet toughguy style and then checking their blog and they’re just, completely openly and shamelessly addicted to hentai

[wizard0rb]

posts that altered the timeline

[dragon-in-a-fez]

this bitch empty, TWEET

[adobsonartworks]

Have any of you heard of the Harvard MIT Pigeon Prank?

An MIT student dressed in a black-and-white striped shirt went to the Harvard football stadium every day of one summer, blowing a whistle while scattering breadcrumbs or birdseed to coax neighborhood pigeons down onto the field. At Harvard’s opening game of the season, upon the referee’s first whistle, it’s said that hundreds of pigeons descended onto the field, causing a half-hour delay. 

[whitepeopletwitter]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[magspag]

The original Number 5 was a reference to how many continents he’s had sex on, so this kinda implies that Lou’s quarantine is being spent fucking like a beast at the Antarctic Research Station

[circleturk]

I want to know which inhabited continent you think he’s avoiding by making Antarctica his 6th

[tearlessrain]

somehow knowing that tumblr is being kept around mostly as a testing ground for advertisers and corporations doesn’t even make me feel that exploited, because every social media site is exploitive. but being basically lab rats to test shit on before it’s refined for use in polite society is by far the funniest possible way to be exploited.

[spartanlocke]

#yeah maybe i’m a marketing lab rat but at least my dash is in fucking chronological order