heehee haha hoohoo

26 - she/her - lesbian i can do like 3 pullups

[powerbottombrucespringsteen]

Happy 4th of July

[daily-memory-of-touch]

You thought this was a rabbit? They thought this was a rabbit. That's fucking funny bitch, this is fucking Winnie the fucking Pooh. Yeah. Yeah. Fuck 4th of July

[mysticetes]

sorry i post so much about misogyny but i am a woman and it bleeds thru the cracks of every interaction i have. also im not sorry at all

[segamascott]

happy oh you thought this was a rabbit? they thought this was a rabbit? that's fucking funny bitch it's fucking winnie the fucking pooh day from our home to yours

[phlebasthebroenician]

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[perkwunos]

The Johnny Appleseed they don’t want you to know about

[bigfuckingcrab]

[sweetpickles69]

dogs are the cars of pets

[sweetpickles69]

they have upsides but are also very dangerous if not handled correctly but lots of people who should not have one do

[sweetpickles69]

dogs are the cars of pets

[amygdalae]

I absolutely adore dogs but I think dog haters are (usually) more justified than cat haters wrt their reasoning

[amygdalae]

your average cat hater: I don't like how they r bitchy and ignore me/ won't let me manhandle them

your average dog hater: I have been mortally endangered by an ill-trained dog

[delicate-viscera]

usamerican soldier STUNNED into silence when he learns that his willing and paid participation in the murder and neocolonization of foreign people is a huge red flag to everyone with a conscience

[base-and-superstructure]

usamerican civilian stunned to learn that justifying and defending this willing and paid participation (even tho it's the only way to go to college/get a job/whatever nice thing that is apparently worth more than other people's lives and freedoms) is an equally huge red flag fr fr fr

[spider-xan]

Veterans are literally the fucking problem bc they chose to go and kill people for the US empire - they are not victims of exploitation, most of them are proud of what they did, and the 'betrayal' they whine about is how they didn't get paid in enough blood money for murdering people for oil.

[bruzum]

[zmpl]

no more choice feminism how do we stop the reign of ozempic. celebrities and other highly influential figures have surpassed embracing Y2K heroin chic and are now looking completely emaciated it’s getting scaryyyy. look up any popular woman celebrity and add “2026” to your search and no exaggeration you’ll see just skin and bones. whether or not you agree with the celebrity-worshipping mindset what celebrities do DOES impact the real world and young people’s perceptions of their own bodies. and you can’t say anything about this epidemic going on because the smartest people in the world come back with “oh so we’re commenting on women’s bodies now?🤨 why do you hate women?🤨🤨” THEY ARE WALKING SKELETONS OPEN YOUR EYES

[zmpl]

and i hate to make the whole “what if ____ but reverse” argument but you know people wouldn’t be running to defend celebrities in this way if women were getting bigger instead of smaller. just look at how tabloids are celebrating lizzo’s weight loss after years of insulting her for her size. anyways everyone take my hand and get fatter with me we can all defeat this together🫴

[t-800]

movies think i wanna see a 22 year old in veneers

[sweetpickles69]

i was trying to modify my fan settings in bios on my computer and i accidentally reset the boot order to my extra hard drive that doesnt have windows on it (i have no idea why this happened i only adjusted fan settings) and then my computer wouldn't restart into windows and all the reddit threads were like "your ssd is corrupted u gotta get a new one" during the ai bubble????? and i freaked out for a moment but everything is okay actually :)

[despazito]

[kushblazer666]

climbing the entirety of the empire state building to fly a redbubble print on demand flag that’s just this tweet