Queer Fun!

Sam, she/them, I reblog what sparks joy

[the-stars-descend]

You’re living, you occupy space, and you have mass.

You know what that means?

[the-stars-descend]

You matter

[lovesicklobotomy]

[metal-autistic-coven]

Happy pride month to him

[ranni-thewitch]

divert all power to the funk engine

[moghedien]

I feel like I need to share this because idk if Europeans are familiar with the presence of Aldi in the US, but at least especially in my area they’ve been growing a lot recently. Like Aldi bought out some local failing grocery chains where I live (Louisiana) and have opened Aldis in all these somewhat rural communities and small towns, which for the record I’m fine with

But as a result of this they are advertising a lot more in my area and also in many cases, the people in these areas have never been confronted with Aldi or any European grocery store. So the ads that Aldi is pushing out to its new US customer base feature a cowboy shopping at Aldi who is explaining to new Aldi customers how Aldi works. Like this cowboy is explaining you gotta put a quarter in the shopping cart and why there are very little name brands. A cowboy is how they want to reach their American customer base. They gave us a cowboy

[moghedien]

Here he is, the Aldi Cowboy

[powerbottombrucespringsteen]

The thing is nobody at pride is evaluating you to determine if you’re queer enough to be there because they’re too busy thinking “it’s so hot out” and “why is this lemonade 12 dollars?”

[yellow-cat]

some days are really hard and it can be difficult to understand why. but usually its probably because my blood is haunted

[godlessondheimite]

In 2026, the chicest thing a gay actor can do is never explicitly come out as gay but also make it abundantly clear that he is. Coming out is too modern. Staying closeted is too old fashioned. But this method merges contemporary freedom with Old Hollywood glamour and allure, and it weeds out the dumbest people who truly don’t get it. I call it the Pascal Method.

[nobodys-odyssey]

Taylor Swift does this

[godlessondheimite]

no she doesn’t

[nobodys-odyssey]

You clearly don't go here or to queer history and signaling, or both, enough to have this conversation and I'm not going to explain it to you. You could have asked questions, you could have done even a modicum of research. You didn't and you made yourself look ignorant. Goodbye.

[dancinbutterfly]

#I'm fucking crying#this is an instant classic#this is the next meme#i can't believe I'm here to see a baby copypasta nary two hours old#I can't#lol#i laughed way too hard#iconic

[ipromiseimawriter]

"the album could've been cut down" wrong. i'm a freak and i love a good hour-plus long album. ESPECIALLY when i experience every emotion known to man during it

[usergambit]

PROJECT HAIL MARY (2026) dir. Phil Lord & Christopher Miller

[ceruleanheaven]

[looking at people younger than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at people older than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at myself] its over

[qqchurch]

[fforsythiaaa]

Once when I was in undergrad, someone described something as “problematic” in class and our professor was like, “That’s cool, but ‘problematic’ doesn’t really mean anything. It means that the thing you’re describing has a problem, and in and of itself that’s not bad. Art, especially, should always have problems, or else it’s not interesting and not art, either. It sounds like you’re trying to say that this is bad, but you don’t want to say ‘bad.’ Is that right?”

So from then on whenever one of us called something problematic, he would make us talk it out until we could name the “bad” thing we were hinting at. In this particular class, 7/10 it was some type of oppression, and the remainder was like, “I’m uncomfortable because this is very new/confusing/pushing boundaries that made me feel safe.”

Once we stopped calling things “problematic” and stopping at that, class got way more interesting and... we all had to say, like, “that’s racist” or “that’s misogynistic” or “ew capitalism gross” out loud, which a lot of us had never done in a classroom before. Or we had to be like, “Uhhh... I’m not sure what’s so bad?” and confront our own beliefs and that was maybe even more useful.

Anyway. Whenever I see the word problematic, I can’t help but think of this professor being like, “Good starting point, now let’s get specific.” I think when we have to commit to saying “that’s ___” it requires a lot more careful thought about the truth and impact and complexities of whatever we’re claiming. Sometimes there really is some bullshit afoot, and also sometimes it’s art, and it should be full of problems, because that’s what art is.

[excitementshewrote]

[iapislazuli]

when i was at walgreens (at 3 in the morning which explains all of this) the cashier was talking to her coworker about how shed rather be a werewolf than a vampire because vampires are condemned to hell but werewolves arent and then she asked me what i thought and i said vampire because im already condemned to hell and she said in the nicest tone of voice “i dont think anybody is condemned to hell….” paused, stared at me for a few moments, and added on “…not even gay people” 

[iapislazuli]

Happy pride month to the filthiest most brutal read I’ve ever been given in my life

[beholdingslut]

in absolute tears about the pride module at my work

[dikdikpronouncedxylophone]

[bigfoots-biggest-fan]

HOLY SHIT GUYS, I WAS INSPIRED BY THIS POST TO TRY MAKE THE SONG AND YOU WOULD NOT BELIEVE THE SCREAM I SCRUMPT WHEN I DRAGGED THE TRAINING AUDIO OVER THE BACKING TRACK AND IT LINED UP PERFECTLY

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Tempted to actually put this on spotify so I can secretly stream it at work...

Tagging @batshit-auspol because as an Australian you're the only big account I know who might share (sorry).

[punkrorschach]

happy first day of pride everyone

[bananaanna1]

Happy pride sleepy dykes

[lizardho]

When I was a little kid, if I needed a nap, my parents would try and find ways to discreetly or sneakily immobilize me for about 5 minutes, since I am like a shark and if I stop moving long enough I will fall asleep. They told my wife about this a few years ago and now she uses my dad’s favorite strategy of getting my to sleep. My dad’s approach to immobilizing me was to ask for snuggles for a few minutes so HE could go to sleep. As a kid my dad liked napping about as much as he liked unanesthetized dental work but I was such a daddy’s girl that I couldn’t say “no” to a request for snuggles. He always framed it as “I’m just so tired and need some snuggles to fall asleep, can you snuggle me?” And I’d be like “aww, I love you, of course I can snuggle you while you fall asleep!” and I’d wake up 2 hours later all well-rested and confused because I wasn’t tiredddd

And now anytime my wife thinks I’m fighting the urge to nap, or thinks I am sleep deprived and cranky, she’ll ask if I can be the little spoon for her so she can sleep. And every time she asks, I say “aww, I love you, of course I can snuggle you while you fall asleep!” and I wake up two hours later all well-rested and confused because I wasn’t tireddddd.

This was a technique my father pioneered when I was about 3-4 years old and implemented with me at least once a week, and now at almost 31-years-old it still works just as good and I still never see it coming.

[lizardho]

Hold up bc this is SO cute omggg

[dumbdoegirl]

i need ten thousand weed gummies, some good chinese food, and 500 beautiful women who are all taller than me. this is for my research.