yall have sex forreal?

cassius (trans man | he/him | 21) idiot#8277

[human-pet-they]

They’re adding soulslike elements to Grindr

[cottoncandylesbo]

[realpersonfacts]

been really into the 😁 emoji lately i suppose to remind myself that there is joy to be found even in the direst of circumstances

[javascript-official]

Been really into the cave 𓉸 as of late, I went into the cave—you know, the dark cave by the unyielding mountain just by the edge of town? The cave: it keeps getting darker as I go deeper into the cave it keeps getting even darker, I thought I knew how dark dark could get but it keeps getting darker, I thought I knew perfect darkness when I closed my eyes, but that was a lie, my dark bedroom I would now find blinding and still dark yet darker and darker, death's perfect oblivion would now be as bright as the sun, a lamp can get as bright as it's voltage allows and so to does the cave endlessly delight with shadows growing ever bigger and darker and darker and still the cave keeps getting darker. Forever..

[realpersonfacts]

i also like the cave 😁

[hornpoint]

When U Ask The Cashier To Break a Twenty

And

He

Fucksyou....

[leechloach]

Millions of ant wars happening across the globe every day for millions of years

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

you should be addicted to shutting the fuck up

You wanna fuck me so bad it makes you look stupid

[whyenn-reader]

[woosh-floosh-art]

Want to draw my favorite deltarune post

[handweavers]

mice are having sex in my walls :(

[handweavers]

the mice are fucking AND now i'm getting heckled

[gloriousbodies]

@oyavaski​ i think the funniest part of this is you thinking that this is fake because.....some of us are the same age and we have normal tumblr names i guess lmao????

[handweavers]

never thought i'd get accused of faking having a mice infestation for tumblr clout and yet here we are

[eldriitchmurmurs]

you fucked those mice yourself

[handweavers]

I fucked those mice myself

[cuppydogshane]

podracer Sebulba notably absent from swift-kelce wedding attendees............

[orcboxer]

I kill your grandad's foes

[lokaror]

They die incredible

[homunculus-argument]

Not book smart or street smart but a secret third thing.

[luckyletd0wn]

supid

[homunculus-argument]

supid.

[dogpuppy]

[the-meest-me-ill-ever-be]

[spectrometrie]

when i was a kid my parents bought me an inflatable doll of the Scream by Edvard Munch (??) that was significantly taller than i was at the time and i used to slow-dance with it and pretend it was my boyfriend. It had its hands attached to its head obviously so it felt like he was always a bit horrified to be forced to dance with me

[spectrometrie]

i didn't need no imaginary friends i had Screaming Joe right here !

[omgeddon-deactivated20260424]

I love this website I love it when people tell us what's wrong with them

[laserwalnut]

Strong as fuck ice piggy

[datadegroove-deactivated2026042]

stop deactivating

[datadegroove-deactivated2026042]

i thought we all agreed we were here forever

[kirishima-hates-terfs]

[matrose]

quora please stop emailing me

[heavensenthousepet]

Never kill yourself unless yew want to holy shit

[heavensenthousepet]

another.

[heavensenthousepet]

numba three who fuck with me

[heavensenthousepet]

numba four yew knew we had to get more

[heavensenthousepet]

and theres five if yew match my jive

[heavensenthousepet]

Six and Seven see the light of Heaven

[heavensenthousepet]

Number eight, dark tides loom; eclipsing fates

[heavensenthousepet]

number nine lazy rhyme

[heavensenthousepet]

here's 11, forgot to mention 10 but that was back then

[heavensenthousepet]

we delve into twelve

[heavensenthousepet]

were so back. Thirteen hits yo screen !

[heavensenthousepet]

fourteen in which our fork is not clean

[heavensenthousepet]

fifteen with loads of cream

[heavensenthousepet]

sixteen with bits of green...

[heavensenthousepet]

Seventeen what a dream

[heavensenthousepet]

eighteen lookin preem

[heavensenthousepet]

Nineteen love my spleen

[heavensenthousepet]

TWANY N TWANY WON ! BLOW EM ALL AWAY SHOOT THEM INTO THE SUN