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me and the gang (lenora, ginny, and this alcoholic captain that followed us with a limbo squid and bananagrams) pulling up to the island of lesbos. who wants to come

corvid-zone

Lesbian sword fighter Tom.

I have never been happier.

little-songbird44

Watching Edgar lose Poe and still have to pretend he’s fine even though all growing up he was shown and taught that the only special thing about him is his curse is a special little rock at the bottom of my heart. Imagine being 11 years old and losing the only thing that (you were taught) makes you special and worthwhile. All he can do is put on a fake smile and tell his friends he’s fine while screaming into a hole and clutching Egg like his life depends on it.

IM SO EMOTIONAL ABOUT THESE POOR BRAVE BOYS

swiftie-bookworm13

Can people please stop trying to make me cry!! 😢

#sfth fandom #shoot from the hip #roll from the hip #edgar allan rfth #the plagueround

ola-na-tungee

How To Make Your Best Friend's Life Difficult A Comprehensive Guide by Luke Manning

Do you also have a mate whom you love dearly but who sometimes just drives you and your colleagues up the wall? Well you’re in luck! With the following tips, you’re sure to be able to put that friend in their place should the need arise. Remember: It's "yes, and", and he can't escape from that 🙂 Force him to multi-role: Make him interrogate himself

or, even better, make him strangle himself. Remember: Stand your ground and stop him from running off, using physical force if necessary

Is your colleague overheated, exhausted and dehydrated? Deny him any chance to sit down and force him to get up several times until his gaze is vacant and pained.

Don't stop there: Exhaust your mate in a pointless and arbitrary manner:

What’s more: give him words that are impossible to rhyme, and make him work with them. Savour his agony. Revel in his pent-up rage, which he cannot take out on you. At least not right now, on stage.

If he’s playing a silent role: play dumb. Drive him to despair. Until he’s writhing in agony.

If you feel you’ve gone too far, you can, of course, give him a quick pat on the shoulder and still revel in his pain

OR 🤟 YOU COULD JUST ⚡️ LITERALLY FUCKING 👋SLAP 👋 HIM 💥 IN THE FACE 👹

thememedaddy

deceasedcardinal

fightingbymoonlight

Seeing people I know and like using AI is making me understand the protagonists of those old time sci fi dystopia's.

"Oh I don't normally use AI, I just wanted it to plan my trip"

You lived on this planet for decades, you know what you like, there are hundreds of websites where you can type into any search engine " things to do in [area]" and have at least a hundred different options.

"Oh I only use it so I can figure out what to make during the week with what I have"

The most popular website as you type in "recipes" into google have sections where you click dinner- quick and easy and those usually rely on staples + 1 or 2 items. I found 30 recipes on chicken alone.

"I had a writing idea, so I typed a few sentences into Chat GPT and I was able to write 20 pages with it."

Youdidn'twriteit.Youdidn'twriteit.youdidn'twriteit.youdidn'twriteit.YOUDIDN'TWRITEIT.YOUDIDN'TWRITEIT.YOUDIDN'TWRITEIT.

thememedaddy

terrymidfield

Sometimes a road trip is just you, your best friend, two girls you picked up on the side of the road, a Russian man that's following you and a confusing number of briefcases.