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people aren't even getting a little bit genghis khan anymore. you guys used to love getting a little bit genghis khan
my wife is constantly mocking me for how lightly done I like my toast. “your hot bread is done,” she says to me. disgusting
i don’t say that. “hot” would imply it’s been in the toaster for more than fifteen seconds lol
“your lightly warmed bread is done” i tell u
one of these days i’m not even gonna put it in the toaster, just gonna breathe real hard on the bread for a minute and you’ll be like “wow this is perfectly done”
“thank you so much for warming up my bread for me honey, I’m so glad we’re married, I love you” I say to you every time your mean little ass makes toast for me
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ah shit im sorry man, my schedule for the week is all booked
i’m babysitting this 4 year old kid today and as his dad was leaving he said “be good today” and the kid responded by saying “dad i will punch you in the leg”
The corporate version of “hey OP what the FUCK does this mean”
wait isnt this the old town road guy LOL
the hardest time i’ve ever laughed was when i tried to read “pooh’s adventures of me” out loud to my friends in a mcdonald’s i remember crying laughing for like 3 solid minutes trying to read it
this guy……..makes songs out of popular memes and vines….this is a MASTERPIECE
the power of god and anime:
TWO BROS CHILLIN IN A HOT TUB:
WTF is up kyle:
me: *is sad*
some random shiny thing with no function or monetary value half buried in the dirt at the bus stop:
me: oh ho HOOO
we’re all just crows with rights and anxiety
me: i don’t cry easily
needle felted mouse:
me:
Hozier really went into the countryside for 4 years and yelled and came back politically charged, angry at god, and horny on main
if you don’t like your subs toasted you don’t love yourself
never heard that term before wym
hold on you mean sandwiches
Bugs Bunny accidentally transformed the word nimrod into a synonym for idiot because nobody got a joke where he sarcastically compared Elmer Fudd to the Biblical figure Nimrod, a mighty hunter.
Etymology is ridiculous and terrifying sometimes
Bugs Bunny is more powerful than God
He also solidified the idea of rabbits loving carrots when carrots actually carry very little nutritional value for rabbits. The funniest part of that is that the original joke was a reference to a Clark Gable film where Gable munches on a carrot, it was never meant to imply that rabbits love carrots. The Clark Gable reference would’ve been obvious to audiences in the 40s but it has been pretty much lost to time.
Bugs Bunny has too much power and should be feared.
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