Yeah yeah yeah, now give me the cursed sword.

Sandy / 29 / Bi / She-It - I do a lot of pathfinder and tabletop in general.

[resident-idiot-simp]

[princncess]

porn is bad because [christian talking point] and [alt-right study] and [misunderstood neurochemistry] and of course [feature of capitalism]

[princncess]

thank you SO MUCH for reminding me about [feature of patriarchy] and [problem caused by lack of kids' sex ed] random tumblr user in the notes! louder for those in the back!

[fantaboy91]

The adult content warning on this post is really just the icing on the cake

[weonsinnombre]

[shieldfoss]

oH RIGHT This was before LotR pioneered cgi for massed crowd behavior

There was so much cool cgi in those movies I just assumed all the clones were too but back then I guess they still couldn’t really be

[chilewithcarnage]

this is so sexy

[luckyladylily]

I wonder what happened to all the agent smith masks

[roomtemperaturesuperconductor]

I can actually answer this! So the latex/rubber they used, while standard for Hollywood at the time, reacted REALLY BADLY to being doused in pouring water nonstop for an entire day of shooting. They ended up corroding, which caused them to stink really badly and glob together at the seams. The original plan was to hand out masks to various crew members on the final day of shooting as souvenirs, but the sopping wet, melting, rotting rubber got so gross that by the end of that shooting day they’d already thrown most of them out. Somewhere in a landfill are hundreds of disgusting, bloated, slimey Hugo weaving heads fused together into a nightmarish rotting amalgam :)

[roach-works]

it’s what he would have wanted

[crescentalice]

girl with ptsd voice: hey, so something really bad is gonna happen, right? you guys are picking up on that too, yeah? The other shoe is about to drop, I just know it.

[spaceshipsandpurpledrank]

Bro was THIS close to calling air bud a slur

[tastylemonbread]

[captain-price-returns]

They're going to keep doing this until they accidentally 9/11 a NASCAR event with an AC-130, then spend 100 million dollars getting an army of groypers to post that the pilot was probably trans

[captain-price-returns]

[captain-price-returns]

Love that we have a DoD that doesn’t believe in tradeoffs

>"Why does [rule] exist? Its pointless and only stops cool stuff!"

>leadership stops enforcing rule

>cool stuff happens for a while

>someone makes minor mistake at the wrong time

>100 civilians killed

>"How did we let this happen?"

You think you like cool shit until people die.

It’s “carry on patriots” until a lowest bidder part fails and an F-18 kills 100 beachgoers. Then all the people saying aviation safety doesn’t matter will become NATOPS experts overnight.

[senorpugbean]

This was supposed to be a thing about Veronica being the black sheep of Brotherhood but I messed it up ❤️

Quote from "le village" by Pomme

[torstherapy]

[1dietcokeinacan]

#GOOD #MORE

[herpsandbirds]

The Lower Rio Grande Valley National Wildlife Refuge in Texas could lose 715 acres to SpaceX under a federal land exchange proposal.

Congress created this wildlife refuge in 1979 to protect its diverse wildlife, including rare species like ocelots, aplomado falcons, and migratory birds such as piping plovers, red knots, green jays and Altamira orioles. The refuge protects some of the best habitat in the United States for the endangered ocelot and is one of the last remaining expanses of public lands in south Texas. SpaceX’s rocket launch activities have already been impacting nearby habitat and destroying shorebird nests, and wildlife can’t afford this lopsided deal.

The Center for Biological Diversity is suing the U.S. Fish & Wildlife Service to stop this harmful land giveaway, and we need your support.

Give Now to Save the Wild

Join the fight to protect wildlife and wild places with a gift to the Center for Biological Diversity.

[starvulture]

Collecting these rn

[torstherapy]

[mrsbandicoot-deactivated2021061]

[jojo-heritage-posts]

jojo heritage post

[blade-of-malenia]

seikre, my new character for an adventure path i’m playing with some friends!! she’s a human ganzi/proteankin seer animist <3

[blade-of-malenia]

been making lots of big steps recently, and, as such, i am delighted to announce i will be opening commissions!

if you’re interested, feel free to shoot me a dm via tumblr, discord, or instagram! if you have any questions at all too, don’t hesitate to reach out.

i’ll be taking limited requests to start off as i get started and situated. thank you for your patience!

and finally, thank you to everyone who’s been with me thus far—your support means everything <3

commission info!!

expect:

revisory process with WIP updates as I work on it, whenever you'd like!

~1- to 3-week-long turnaround time

what i will draw:

ocs

characters from any sfw media

furries

ttrpg characters

reference sheets

and more— just ask!

what i won’t draw:

nsfw (nudity, sexual content)

extreme gore

mecha

anything i feel uncomfortable with, on a case-by-case basis. i reserve the right to decline any request.

contact information:

discord: frostyvalk

tumblr: blade-of-malenia

instagram: frostyfeathers_

pricing (in usd):

humanoid bust: $15

humanoid half body: $20

humanoid full body: $35

animal bust: $15

animal full body: $25

if you are interested in something that is not listed, feel free to reach out and we can find a suitable price together!

payment info

via venmo— https://www.venmo.com/u/frosty_feathers

i am currently working on getting other methods of payment set up; i will update this as i go!

payments will be made half-and-half: 50% at the start, then 50% after finishing the piece, after which it will be sent your way. all so i can stay motivated while ensuring you're getting exactly what you want :)

that's all for now!! frosty out <3

[blade-of-malenia]

gave my animist, seikre, a new outfit! they’ve also recently gained another pokemon animal companion, a dromeosaur named goose <3

[tamamita]

Rest in piss, bozo

[haibanewenli]

LINDSEY GRAHAM'S DOWN LET'S GOOOOO 🥳🎉🎊