Welcome To My World

I don't know how it happened but somehow i got into anime.. and then manga. So that's mostly what you're going to find here. Occasionally NSFW I ship pretty much anything and everything. I like talking to people so feel free to message me whenever.

[cptsdvarric]

@ anybody trying to give me verbal instructions

[guapular]

[asexualveganmystic-deactivated2]

Is he like the opposite of Bob Ross?

[bwansen]

Yes.

[dollie-dearest]

date idea: u come over and nap with me

[susanpevensle]

today i had a man tell me, in all earnest, that i obviously wasn’t very good at my classical studies degree because zeus only had one son, hercules - his source was the disney movie hercules

[creekfiend]

#it would be easier to list the sons zeus does not have

[mydearthisbe]

Lily Evans is only in Chapter 28 of OOTP for approximately two pages but in that time frame James Potter manages to say ‘Evans’ seven times because he is an Absolute Disaster at playing it cool

[faggymcfly]

the reason things like zack and cody and waverly place worked is because they were simple concepts that you could do a lot with. two twins live in a hotel. the same twins live on a cruise ship. wizards and other fantasy creatures exist in an urban setting. Nowadays Disney and Nickelodean sitcoms are all like ‘this family has a dog that can eat metal’ and they expect five seasons out of that.

[tomhiddletson]

she’s beauty she’s grace she’s in love with aliens and space

[40screamingfrogs]

she’s gorgeous, she’s seductive; she wants to be abducted

[1st-1]

she’s intelligent - she’s priceless, she’s having an extraterrestrial crisis

[futureperfectjohn]

she’s brilliant, she’s wise; she’s an alien in disguise

[latinaballerina27]

She’s mischievous and smart, that alien has my heart

[mrmadhatter]

She’s wild, she’s free, she’s the only alien for me

[amazing-ghost-cookie]

She’s the moon, she’s the stars, all she wants is to live on Mars

[1st-1]

She’s bold, she’s hip, she wants to ride in a rocket ship

[zenxenophilia]

She’s cool, she’s hot, she’s a genuine, bonafide astronaut

[lilkittynellie-deactivated20240]

She’s near, she’s far, she shines brighter than the stars

[warios-worl]

she’s here, she’s there, she’s a galactic extraordinaire

[1st-1]

she’s smart, she’s kind, she’s the alien on my mind

[nyyxbby]

she’s a blessing, she’s a curse, but damn she’s my universe

[silverhawk]

sometimes the ocean just brings you. big trees.

just massive pieces of driftwood. and thats okay. its normal.

[starkeaton]

“hey i think you guys dropped this”

[viral-inflection]

Playing fetch with the Deep Ones.

[memewhore]

[1st-1]

[keybladesoras]

#THAT BURN!

[whitepeopletwitter]

Well you can’t break a pinky promise

[1000125]

sometimes i just sit and think about ways a genie can grant wishes.

[sukme]

[elliblu-deactivated20190125]

[qozxe]

One of my friends was selling his gameboy controlled sewing machine so of COURSE I had to buy it

[lilyvonpseudonym]

This is a real peripheral that literally exists in the world we live in. This wasn’t even hacked together. This was an official product.

[beeswaxbuffoon]

Do u think Hulk just spouts random shit in Bruce’s head during the day that makes Bruce laugh and he always writes it down and eventually makes a twitter account Just For Hulk’s Bullshit and it becomes an extremely popular account and people are unsure if its just a shitpost generator or if its actually Bruce Banner quoting the Hulk

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

most popular tweet:

“how do i explain this woman on the subway that im not laughing at her, im laughing cause hulk saw me read about water levels rising up and said ‘hulk promise he pooped in ocean only once. hulk very sorry’”

[i-am-a-fish]

hey kid, come closer i wanna start some shit

[dedblg-deactivated20190529]

*hesitantly steps closer*

[i-am-a-fish]

thanks but I’d like for you to come even closer than that, i really want to start some shit and it would be better if you are as close as possible

[dedblg-deactivated20190529]

*slowly takes a few more steps forward*

[i-am-a-fish]

ok that’s close enough by the way i really appreciate you coming this close it really does make starting shit a lot easier so thank you for that

[dedblg-deactivated20190529]

You’re welcome! So… what kinda shit you gonna start?

[i-am-a-fish]

i wanna start…

…a friendshit

[dedblg-deactivated20190529]

*in tears* that sounds absolutely lovely~

[i-am-a-fish]