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@ anybody trying to give me verbal instructions
Is he like the opposite of Bob Ross?
Yes.
date idea: u come over and nap with me
today i had a man tell me, in all earnest, that i obviously wasn’t very good at my classical studies degree because zeus only had one son, hercules - his source was the disney movie hercules
#it would be easier to list the sons zeus does not have
Lily Evans is only in Chapter 28 of OOTP for approximately two pages but in that time frame James Potter manages to say ‘Evans’ seven times because he is an Absolute Disaster at playing it cool
the reason things like zack and cody and waverly place worked is because they were simple concepts that you could do a lot with. two twins live in a hotel. the same twins live on a cruise ship. wizards and other fantasy creatures exist in an urban setting. Nowadays Disney and Nickelodean sitcoms are all like ‘this family has a dog that can eat metal’ and they expect five seasons out of that.
she’s beauty she’s grace she’s in love with aliens and space
she’s gorgeous, she’s seductive; she wants to be abducted
she’s intelligent - she’s priceless, she’s having an extraterrestrial crisis
she’s brilliant, she’s wise; she’s an alien in disguise
She’s mischievous and smart, that alien has my heart
She’s wild, she’s free, she’s the only alien for me
She’s the moon, she’s the stars, all she wants is to live on Mars
She’s bold, she’s hip, she wants to ride in a rocket ship
She’s cool, she’s hot, she’s a genuine, bonafide astronaut
She’s near, she’s far, she shines brighter than the stars
she’s here, she’s there, she’s a galactic extraordinaire
she’s smart, she’s kind, she’s the alien on my mind
she’s a blessing, she’s a curse, but damn she’s my universe
sometimes the ocean just brings you. big trees.
just massive pieces of driftwood. and thats okay. its normal.
“hey i think you guys dropped this”
Playing fetch with the Deep Ones.
#THAT BURN!
Well you can’t break a pinky promise
sometimes i just sit and think about ways a genie can grant wishes.
One of my friends was selling his gameboy controlled sewing machine so of COURSE I had to buy it
This is a real peripheral that literally exists in the world we live in. This wasn’t even hacked together. This was an official product.
Do u think Hulk just spouts random shit in Bruce’s head during the day that makes Bruce laugh and he always writes it down and eventually makes a twitter account Just For Hulk’s Bullshit and it becomes an extremely popular account and people are unsure if its just a shitpost generator or if its actually Bruce Banner quoting the Hulk
most popular tweet:
“how do i explain this woman on the subway that im not laughing at her, im laughing cause hulk saw me read about water levels rising up and said ‘hulk promise he pooped in ocean only once. hulk very sorry’”
hey kid, come closer i wanna start some shit
*hesitantly steps closer*
thanks but I’d like for you to come even closer than that, i really want to start some shit and it would be better if you are as close as possible
*slowly takes a few more steps forward*
ok that’s close enough by the way i really appreciate you coming this close it really does make starting shit a lot easier so thank you for that
You’re welcome! So… what kinda shit you gonna start?
i wanna start…
…a friendshit
*in tears* that sounds absolutely lovely~