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[inthefallofasparrow]

[frogblast-the-ventcore]

My father is a huge Beatles fan.

I sent this picture to him. Didn't hear from him for a bit.

My mother calls. "He's been dying of laughter for twenty minutes, what did you send him?"

[scaryselfship]

[i-am-the-myrmidon]

[no-one-offical]

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[fuckass-bird-blog]

[ocyuri]

affirmations for oc artists:

* im allowed to change my ocs design

* nobody will kill me if i change my ocs design

* compliments are not threats

* just because somebody said they like my ocs design that does not mean they will hunt me down and kill me if i change my ocs design

* my ocs are mine and i can design them how i want

* im very brave and i can change my ocs design if i want to

[ocyuri]

* !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TRUEEEE TRUEEEEEE

[seattlefactsijustmadeup]

in the year of antiquity, 2017, Seattle was ravaged by a herd of wild unicorns, followed swiftly by a band of ravenous hunters hungering for their flesh, and the city was all but laid to waste in the aftermath. Now, after many an age has passed, the great oracles have revealed that the dread creatures have set their sights on our world once more. Woe be unto you who join the hunt; only ruin awaits.

[stealingpotatoes]

i don't know what older adults were on about when they said being a teenager was good <3

[tatters-the-bat]

[only-cat-memes]

[charl0ttan]

[superchat]

[catasters]

[whatcoloristhatcat]

black with moderate white spotting

[i-am-a-fish]

every time you make art of any kind, a stat that is not visible to the player goes up. also, this is the most important stat in the game

[ledogeishere]

does singing in the shower count as art

[i-am-a-fish]

does a strong as fuck ice mummy have ice powers

[caprart1]

i DO believe that a good writer can make mischaracterization work. oh there's a character who doesn't normally cry? figure it out!! disect the character. make the situation cryable for them. make that character cry ugly tears even if it goes against their very nature. YOU CAN MAKE IT WORK!!!

[lusamine-deactivated20200722]

i just realised that with this new laptop ive lost all my reaction images

[wretchedbitch]

I save all my reaction images on a flashdrive just for these reasons 

[lusamine-deactivated20200722]

noone cares

[lveteia]

Imperial fire

[sabertoothwalrus]

don’t you hate when you feel like you’re forgetting something but you can’t remember what it is because you forgot about it and the absence of what it’s supposed to be is so present in your brain it’s like a popup ad in the corner of your field of vision and you can’t close out of it and you can’t see what it says but you also can’t see past it either. am I making any sense at all

[sabertoothwalrus]

it’s like someone put a sticky note on my forehead as a reminder but the words were written on the other side

[hotvampireadjacent]

https://twitter.com/birdtickler/status/1552657242909904897?s=21&t=q4JEDIALmV-cAjcoEOypdw

[littlemisspipebomb]

ok so I looked it up, and it turns out they made a track out of PVC pipes, down a hill. The owner didn't realise PVC expanded in the heat, so on a turn the track just fell apart and the dude inside went over a fucking free way and into a swamp.

[aspiringwarriorlibrarian]

The funniest part is that the inspector was watching the whole time, and once the ball stopped he left without saying anything. Park management just shut it down then and there.

[baronfulmen]

"The ball cleared a small hill, briefly going airborne, then zipped right across Route 94, the two-lane road splitting the park. Cars honked and slammed on their brakes. If there had been opposing traffic, Frank would have become part of a real-life game of Pong, volleying from one bumper to another.

Still in pursuit, we followed the ball toward a small lake in Motor World that had been earmarked for a fleet of tiny bumper boats for children. The area wasn’t open yet, but the empty boats were being tested and floated on the surface. The ball soared over the grass and smashed into several of them, scattering the others with rippling waves from the impact, which launched some of the boats several feet in the air.

Charlie and Ken waded into the water looking for the hatch. After some difficulty, they got it open. Charlie pulled Frank out by grabbing him under his armpits like a baby. Frank crawled up the bank, coughing and sputtering. He splayed across the grass as we all stared at the ball, which bobbed in the water like it was attached to a fishing lure.

We did not ask for the inspector’s report, nor did we ever hear of one being filed. Ken Bailey returned to Canada. The snow-makers cleared away the PVC. Told to dispose of the Bailey Ball, they rolled it into the woods, where it remained for many years."

I don't know that this beats the teeth story, but it's pretty great.

[weepingwidar]

Rodrigo Angel Jimenez-Ortega (Mexican-US-American, 1994) - Star Fox 64 (2025)

[teathattast]