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thememedaddy

abudinges

lam yabqa fi qaws sabri minza’: my patience is at an end (lit.: there is no arrow left for the bow of my patience)

invisible-goats

Potato Bracket Qualifier 4/7

Latke

Kuldony - hash brown ball with a meatball in the middle

Potato bread

Gnocchi

Au gratin - potato and onions in cheese sauce

Garlic mash

Mash on a tortilla then pan fried

Remaining time: 1 day 14 hours

haven't got a clue about that last one but it was submitted so i'm trusting that it's a thing

#this is the morticia addams/miss piggy poll again #why are we putting these bad bitches against one another #they’re all good #i mean i’m assuming about the pan fried mash tortilla but yeah

digitaldiscipline

sistertaxon

why are there so many posts about asexuals being immune to sirens. people. sirens don’t lure you in with sex (necessarily). they sing about whatever it is that you want most. they could sing about mothman or cinnamon toast crunch and guess what then your asexual pirate is fucking dead

thesylverlining

this is the only kind of ace discourse i ever want to see on my dash. the only kind. ever again. good job

kittyknowsthings

Do you think the sirens would be grateful that they finally get some variety?

systlin

“Oh my god we can finally just sing about pasta thank the fucking gods.”

totohoy-blog

I’m not asexual but I’m fairly certain sirens would do a far better job luring me into the depths with a song about pasta rather than sex…

systlin

I mean.

“WHAT THE FUCK STAY AWAY FROM THE ROCKS.”

“FUCKER THEY SAID THEY HAVE FETTUCCINE CARBONARA AND HOT GARLIC BREAD OVER THERE HANG ON BITCH.”

musicalhell

This is true; Odysseus heard them promising him knowledge of the future. So the next time you see artwork like this:

Remember those sultry naked chicks are saying “We’ll tell you the winning lotto numbers.”

fuckstaffposts

Them: “We have unlimited wifi at incredible speeds~” Me: *diving headfirst into the water*

rpluvsyj

This post is a blessing

wittyusername97

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kitvalkyrie

Oh my god sirens were literally scam websites

10thingsihateabout-all-yall

Oh my god they were phishing

pixelartpeach

E—m—d—a—s—h—N—e—c—k—l—a—c—e

pixelartpeach

Y—o—u—P—e—o—p—l—e—W—i—l—l—R—e—b—l—o—g—A—n—y—t—h—i—n—g

seven-oh-four

needs an em-dash at the beginning and/or end, otherwise the first or last letters will be right next to each other

pixelartpeach

϶—O—h—T—r—u—e—ϵ

(added clasps)

pancake-blogging

϶—F—r—i—e—n—d—s—h—i—p—B—r—a—c—e—l—e—t—ϵ

too-many-blorbos

϶—C—U—R—S—E—D—A—M—U—L—E—T—ϵ

bees-official

Cursed amulet necklace that doesnt have a cursed amulet its just the phrase cursed amulet

sentientballofpeas

϶—C—U—R—S—E—D—(¤)—A—M—U—L—E—T—ϵ

pixelartpeach

϶—T÷h÷a÷t÷s÷A÷G÷o÷o—d—P o

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mothermara

remember to bury the dead with a phone, everyone. these days the ferry terminal at the river styx wants you to download a fucking app

wizard-council-bureaucrat

Brave Adventurer I must now send you on your most difficult quest yet, I task thee- Go To Bed.

homunculus-argument

Oh, to be granted the power to speak to animals for just like 38 seconds, so that I could tell this pebble-brained feathery fuckass that nobody is impressed that he started singing earlier than anybody else. There's no bird pussy available at 2 am. The dames can sense your desperation. Stop screaming for at least three more hours.

wilbysoot

thats most likely a bat

homunculus-argument

I have never seen or heard a bat in real life, but I think I could tell one apart from a passerine.

#responder probably does not live where it’s mostly light around midsummer yes even at 2 a.m.#that said i’d like to be able to direct flies to the WIDE OPEN DOOR not 10cm from where they keep slamming into the window

nnjrwpu

oh goodness! oh dear!! oh no!!!

japaneseaesthetics

Title: Furoshiki (Wrapping Cloth) Date: Made 1926–1935 Medium: Silk, plain weave with creped wefts (kabe ori or kabe chirimen); stenciled and resist dyed (yûzenzome: utsushinori yûzenzome, suri yûzenzome and shigokizome) Dimensions: 69.4 x 67.2 cm (27 3/8 x 26 3/8 in.) Credit Line: Gift of Mary V. and Ralph E. Hays

ororium-z

Happy Pride!

rootbeergoddess

Every pride, you must reblog this. No exceptions

thesaltofcarthage

I love that four different people on my feed scheduled this joyous person to reblog by 8am on June 1. I look forward to seeing this a dozen more times today.