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rina_takei The window washer is back to play with Guinness
I’d be willing to bet that this is the highlight of both of their days.
really, gandalf. why would you think that?
bonus:
by Floriantanplan
Day 1742 - 13 October 2015
but when do we get bbs medals in khux
.//projectTiGER
honestly VIII had the best summons
No. Do you want to know how done I am right now? Because I’ll tell you. I have walked all over this Mahaldamned earth, I nearly froze to death, on more than one occasion I almost got eaten, Durin’s Fucking Bane almost set me on fucking fire, I got to go on the world’s worst cross country marathon, human politics nearly got me locked up, I just had the worst night ever, AND NOW THERE ARE FUCKING EYES IN THE FUCKING TREES, LEGOLAS, DO YOU KNOW HOW EXCITED I WOULD BE TO NEVER THINK OF THAT AGAIN?
- Gimli, to Legolas, book III of The Lord of the Rings, chapter VIII
Things that crack me up about Legolas:
Okay, so maybe the film guide says he was born in TA 87, but looking at clues from HOME and the Silmariilion, he’s at the very most a bit over 2000 years old at time of The Fellowship of the Ring. He’s the youngest elf that we know about in that time period. ARWEN is older than him. He’s creeped out by Fangorn being so old but he calls all mortals children because he’s a little shit.
Tolkien would get super pissed off when Legolas was shown in illustrations as “pretty or lady-like” and insisted that he was the biggest, roughest, toughest of the elves and the most hardcore of the Fellowship. Legolas is like the freaking Schwarzenegger of the elves, nbd.
Best friend is a dwarf whose father was literally imprisoned by Legolas’ father and yet he still brought him to the Undying Lands for the most awkward family reunion because screw you Thranduil. And let me remind you that a) Gimli is the only, only dwarf who got to make the trip and Legolas invited him. Other people had to get permission from like the literal Valar and Legolas was like I want to bring my mortal bff yeah he wasn’t a ringbearer but whatevs. Also b) most of the people who left in TA 3201 went on like these fleets of beautiful vessels with a master shipbuilder but Legolas was like nope, going to build one myself, never built one before but it can’t be that hard, right?
While Sindarin is the most common Elvish language by the time Legolas is alive, it’s considered really ugly and and unrefined, but here Legolas is running around probably not even able to speak the language of his ancestors, and I imagine him super proud of what must sound like an awful accent to his people.
Also super explains how useless he was at Moira trying to decipher the door because he doesn’t have time to deal with those snobs.
All the Fellowship got useful gifts or ones with spiritual meaning but instead Galadriel was like no, Legolas, I’m going to give you this big ass bow that’s bigger than the Mirkwood ones and it’s going to be so sick yeah it’s like taller than you are BUT ITS GOING TO LOOK SO SWEET.
I’m so sorry, but this just looks like a rip from a rap video.
I’m fucking sobbing. Aragorn looks like he’s fighting off a bee before he swoops in to tackle someone. Legolas punching the air like he’s celebrating too early. The dude who’s creeping after Gimli like he’s gonna be an easy target and Gimli charging like a battering ram to crush his kneecaps. Gandalf serenely ignoring all this.
When Thorin and Bilbo begin sharing a bed, what if Bilbo is all prepared to snuggle when Thorin suddenly rolls over and turns his back to Bilbo.
Bilbo’s expression is an illustration of !? because does this mean Thorin does not want to cuddle even a little? what is this? is this yet another dwarven peculiarity?
But then Thorin glances over his shoulder with a look of ‘what are you waiting for?’ and Bilbo has a light bulb moment and scoots close and moulds himself to Thorin’s back.
Because Thorin just wanted to be the little spoon ^W^
Modern Bilbo & Thorin patreon sketch for @rutobuka2!! Patreon
My fave April Fools prank today so far is Japanese McDonald’s new XXXS fry.
@dedalvs
My followers know what I like. Respect.
I’m like four days past my bedtime
asdfghjkl i cant breath
some beautiful words i found on the internet
komorebi (japanese) sunlight filtering through trees
tsundoku (japanese) the act of buying a book and leaving it unread, often piled together with other unread books
dépaysement (french) the disorientation felt in a foreign country or culture, the sense of being a fish out of water
fernweh (german) a longing to travel, missing a place you’ve never been
hanyauku (rukwangali, namibia) to walk on tiptoes on hot sand
laotong (mandarin) a friendship bonding two girls together for eternity as kindred sisters
tidsoptimist (swedish) a person who is always late because they think they have more time than they do; a time optimist
culaccino (italian) the mark left on a table by a cold glass
hiraeth (english) a home sickness for a home you can’t return to, or that never was
sobremesa (portuguese) the time after lunch or dinner spent talking to the people you shared the meal with
mångata (swedish) the glimmering, roadlike reflection the moon creates on water
voorpret (dutch) pre-fun, the sense of enjoyment felt before a party or event takes place
limerence (english) the state of being infatuated with another person
meraki (greek) to do something with soul, creativity, or love; when you leave a piece of yourself in your work
mencolek (indonesian) the old trick where you tap someone lightly on the opposite shoulder from behind to fool them
petrichor (english) the smell after it rains
seigneur-terrasse (french) a person who spends much time but little money in a café
mamihlapinatapai (yaghan) you go first. no, you go first. the special look shared between two people when both are wishing that the other would do something that they both want to do
jayus (indonesian) a joke so poorly told and unfunny you can’t help but laugh
gigil (filipino) the overwhelming urge to squeeze or pinch something very cute
utepils (norwegian) to sit outside enjoying a beer on a sunny day
@fuckyeahnorwegian
you have some genuinely beautiful words here, like komorebi, laotong, limerence and meraki… and then you have the norwegian word.. which means drinking beer outside bc you never can bc it’s always fucking raining so we need a specific word for that one day per decade when it’s actually nice enough for you to go outside
seigneur-terrasse is cracking me up because it translates literally to terrace-lord and in english we also stick ‘lord’ together with other stuff to be scathing about people.
like, consider the excellent specificity of the english term edge-lord, an immature person who pridefully feels that their deliberate social transgressions make them feared and respected by others, but is wrong.
how perfect